nocturne problems

Highlights from the 1st session of my D&D campaign

(during character creation)
Mum: I’m Trump-Tinyhands, a famous half-orc ballerina.

(while trying to enter a cursed church) D
M: You (pixie character) enter the church, however, the second you enter you get distracted by a bright light, which you then fly towards blindly and continue to fly into it.
Dylan, our Pixie: IT’S SO BRIGHT AND SHINY

(in a bar)
Trump-Tinyhands: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Me want drink! Drink! Drink!
Dylan: Erm yes I think we might need a few more dozen pints for our friend over here, he’s not drunk enough.

(still in the bar)
M'riqa, our Khajiit thief, talking to the barmaid: Hey, I’ve seen many pussies in my time, but if I pet you right will your purr?
Barmaid: I will beat the shit out of you if you talk to me like that again.
M'riqa: *sprints right out of the bar*
Dylan: Damnit, come back here!

(going back to the cursed church)
DM: Maybe Dylan should stop trying to enter the church. He’s a Loki-worshipper and this is the Church of The God of Mild Frostbite and That Very Annoying Feeling You Get After You Warm Your Hands Up After Being In The Cold That Makes Your Fingers Feel Like They’re Burning
Trump-Tinyhands OOC: If that’s the God’s name, I can’t imagine just how long the sermons are.

(M'riqa spotted something pretty in the church and wants to steal it)
M'riqa: I enter the church!
DM: You try to enter the church, but it appears that you cannot. The curse on the church does not know what to do with you, so it simply becomes an invisible wall.
Trump-Tinyhands: I think something’s going on with this church.
Dylan: *sarcastically* I never would have thought of that!

(40 minutes into figuring out the church)
M'riqa OOC: Does anybody have Detect Magic?
Dylan OOC: Hell yeah I do!
M'riqa OOC: Then go do it you winged bastard.
Dylan: I cast Detect Magic on the church doorway.
M'riqa OOC: 40 fucking minutes. 40 FUCKING MINUTES WE’VE SPENT ON THIS FUCKING CHURCH CURSE ONLY NOW TO FIND THAT THE BLOODY PIXIE HAD THE KEY TO THE WHOLE DAMN THING
DM: You cast Detect Magic on the doorway. It seems that only followers of the God of Mild Fristbite and all that stuff can pass through the doorway.
Dylan: I can’t, I’m Loki’s priest.
Half-orc: What’s a priest? (too stupid to know what a god is)
Dylan: It’s down to you, M'riqa.
M'riqa: … I may or may not have sold my soul and devoted my life to Nocturnal. Is that a problem?

(later)
M'riqa: Nocturnal, may I stray from your path for a moment while I infiltrate this church?
DM: You poke yourself in the eye. That’s a no.
M'riqa: Please? Come on, I’ll steal something to add to the glory of the Guild!
DM: You sock yourself right in the nose. You are bleeding.
M'riqa: Pretty please?? I’ll serve you in the afterlife for twice as long!
DM: You stamp on your own foot.
M'riqa: Before I go any further, if I ask one more time, will I or will I not keep my tail?
DM: Nocturnal remains smugly silent.
M'riqa: If someone had told me that this is the sort of thing that happens when you give yourself to a god, then I may have reconsidered my choice.

Reimu Hakurei and the...

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Reimu Hakurei and That Time I Broke Into Somebody’s House and Interrupted Her Nap

Reimu Hakurei and Mima is Apparently On My Side Now But I Still Don’t Trust Her

Reimu Hakurei and the Tiny Nocturnal Problem Children

Reimu Hakurei and That Time I Had to Rescue a Fucking Season

Reimu Hakurei and the Longest Night I’ve Ever Had Since That Time Yukari Showed Up At Three in the Morning

Reimu Hakurei and the Second Danmaku Orgy

Reimu Hakurei and the Fuckers I Beat Up Because They Got More Attention Than Me

Reimu Hakurei and That Time Someone Told Me to Go to Hell and I Actually Did It Because Fuck Them

Reimu Hakurei and That Time I Got Tricked Into Unsealing Another Fucker Who Gets More Attention Than Me

Reimu Hakurei and That Time The People Mentioned Previously Unsealed Even More Fuckers Who Get More Attention Than Me

Reimu Hakurei and That Time I Had to Teach a Midget To Fact Check

Reimu Hakurei and the Shittiest Alien Invasion Ever

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something wicked this way comes

carve the pumpkins, set the lights to dim, and bring the cauldron to a bubble; a mix for the ghasts, ghouls, and wicked things this halloween

girl with one eye (bayou percussion); florence + the machine || so cold; breaking benjamin || the howling; within temptation || laura palmer; bastille || whisper; evanescence || bang bang ft. sky ferreira; 2cellos || barton hollow; the civil wars || devil’s spoke; laura marling || love me dead; ludo || medicine; daughter || double trouble (sort stof remix); harry potter and the sorcorer’s stone || monster; imagine dragons || my song 5 ft. nicki minaj; haim || night of the hunter; 30 seconds to mars || nothing but the water; grace potter and the nocturnals || pumped up kicks; foster the people || two black cadillacs; carrie underwood || white rabbit; grace potter and the nocturnals || 99 problems; hugo

listen

>visits japanese art site for megaten

>log dump for Dante/Shura, Raidou/Shura, Futomimi/Shura, Hikawa/Shura

…….

ISN’T SOMEONE MISSING? 
POOR, POOR ISAMU damnit

he’ll never get love and he needs it the most ;A; HE’S SO DEPENDENT
Stupid Nocturne fandom, cut the boy some slack and let him have his Shura-assurance god Nocturne doesn’t have much interaction and dialouge, but out of all Hito and Isamu even have the most emotional dialogue/theme to them what the hell people just really hate Isamu wow haha better ship Shura with cross-over characters then huh