plan on telling Blaine what he knows that night but one thing leads to another,
and Kurt’s secret about Blaine’s secret is
out. Blaine just can’t lie to save a life, though Kurt has got to hand it to
his husband – he saves lives like no other.
kept his mouth shut so far, figured Blaine would come to him eventually, but
now that he’s caught him red-handed – well, black-handed, technically, since
the color scheme of Blaine’s suit is blue and black – he just can’t go on
pretending that he buys Blaine’s lies about studying late at the library night after night.
are you doing there?” Kurt asks, sleepily yet horrified, as he walks
into the bathroom and watches Blaine pull off his cape and cram it into the
Blaine flinches, turning around with an end of the cape still in his hand. “I-
I… um, I was trying on a costume for…” He looks lost for a second, and his eyes
light up when he finally thinks of something. “Halloween! Um, yeah, for
basically inspired from Lion King quote “Before sunrise he’s your son.”
You were woken in the middle of the night by the sounds of
screams. You bolted upright in the bed and Bruce did the same beside you. The
pair of you listened intently for several seconds trying to identify the
danger. First you heard Tim’s voice, then Jason’s and finally Damian’s. They
were arguing. Groaning, you flopped back down onto your pillow, pulling the
covers back up to your shoulder.
“What are you doing?” Bruce asked. You could feel his eyes
glaring daggers at you. “Aren’t you going to do something about that?” Even
though you weren’t facing him, you could tell he’d just pointed at your bedroom
door. You glanced over at the alarm clock on your nightstand. It was two in the
morning. Too early to deal with screaming teenage boys.
“I take them to school, I make sure they get fed and I help
them with their homework. I work the day shift. Batman is Gotham’s nocturnal
avenger. Before sunrise, they’re your kids.” You grumbled before squeezing your
“You’re lucky I love you!” You heard him mumble before he flung
the covers off himself and staggered sleepily towards the door. “BOYS!”
He’s not sure why he wakes up; it feels like he hasn’t slept long enough, but judging by the light outside the window, it must only be an hour or so before he usually gets up. He can sense Blaine next to him, still fast asleep. It’s unusual for Kurt to wake up before Blaine, and he’s not (often) superstitious or anything but it seems like something always goes wrong on these days.
But nothing can or will go wrong today - he’s getting married, damn it. It’s going to be one of the best days of his life, and the inconsequential fact that he somehow woke up before his husband-to-be won’t change that if he can help it.
So I’ve seen a ton of people pointing out recently that Blaine climbed in through the choir room windows as Nightbird and that Kurt always looked out those windows, so what if he was waiting for Nightbird?
I took that challenge. ~2000 words, mostly fluff between these two weird, adorable boys. Some bullying/derogatory language, though, if that’s something you can’t read. Possibly unrealistic love story, but hell, Blaine’s already got superpowers.
“Do it again!” Kurt urged. “C'mon, one more time, Blaine!”
Blaine sighed dramatically, but his sparkling eyes gave away his amusement. “Fiiiiiine,” he said. “But if we get caught, I’m telling our parents this was all your fault.” He held his arms open, and Kurt eagerly walked into his embrace, reaching up and wrapping his arms around Blaine’s shoulders as Blaine put his own around Kurt’s waist. “Ready?”
“Uh huh!” Kurt said, tucking his face into Blaine’s neck and bending his knees along with Blaine.
“Three…two…one…blast off!” Blaine said, full of fourteen-year-old excitement, and he jumped fifteen feet off the ground. Kurt screamed his excitement into Blaine’s neck, and Blaine laughed giddly as he suspended them in midair.
Thousand-eyed angel of death, armed with flaming sword Spread your wings, let the killing begin The hunter becomes the hunted, hangmen also die Morning red, morning red shines us to soon be dead Retaliating from beyond, killing, blood spilling Wade through carnage Seas of blood Seas of blood Morning red Seas of blood
The great part of JB as Blaine’s rival is that he’s TOTALLY the kind of guy to find out Blaine has a fake superhero alternate identity, and then make up his own supervillain alternative identity complete with costumes and choreography just so he can psych Blaine out some more.
…Only, he doesn’t psych Blaine out at all, because Blaine is too excited that “NIGHTBIRD HAS A REAL NEMESIS OH MY GOD!”
then they stay up all night comparing costumes before remembering that they are ENEMIES and SWORN NEMESISES.