nobodys around

anonymous asked:

um hi I imagined stan getting a bird (a finch or a parrot) & when nobody's around, he teaches it to talk shit about Richie. Seriously stan the angel spews out banter venom for his bird to screech at Richie & Richie loves it?? None is capable of roasting him this hard but stan and he would never do it in front of people. Side note, stan confesses secrets to this bird and from there EVERYONE finds out his big sappy crush on bill. billy gets birdy to say "I love you stan from bill" and stan MELTS


anonymous asked:

I was searching a new blog for ace/aro terms (rip) and the first thing I came across was this asshole straight up saying "aromantic people are wastes of my time" and.. it just hit me that the discourse isn't about us, it's about them. They're rude, selfish, nasty people and they probably don't have a lot of attention irl because nobody wants to be around them. So they blame the ~~evil aces~~ and inclusionists instead of just being better people lol

After reading so much Egil’s Saga I’d like to submit this headcanon to the Hetalia fandom: 

Sometimes during meetings the Nordics will spontaneously compose poetry. If it’s a Nordic meeting, the other Nordics(or at least Sweden, Iceland, Norway, and Denmark I’m not sure about Finland) will listen very seriously and afterwards they will reward whoever came up with the poem with cookies or pens or whatever they have around(cause nobody carries around gold anymore). If it’s during a world meeting the other Nordics are still super serious about it, England might be begrudgingly appreciative or annoyed cause he thinks his poetry is better (depends on which of the Nordics is speaking), maybe Japan would try to respond with a haiku, everyone else is just bewildered cause I thought those guys were vikings why are they composing poetry how long have they been doing that why are they asking me for a cookie now???

anonymous asked:

(PLEASE HELP FAST IM SCARED) im going to have to be alone with my abuser this weekend. I wont be able to use my phone bc he WILL break it. There is no way to get away. please tell me what to do if they start with me.. im terrified for my life. nobody will be around to help. could I make up a lie and go to the ER? Maybe a lie that will make them keep me overnight? I cant tell anyone what my abuser does to me bc of my own safety regarding others.

Thank you for reaching out to us! Since none of my interns would have been able to answer this on time, I decided to do so. While I do not understand the entirety of your situation, I do know that you should in no way tolerate this abuse. Pursue whatever action you must, so you can avoid your abuser. I also highly suggest you call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1−800−799−7233 prior to meeting your abuser. Within moments, you will be connected with a trained counsellor that will provide you with invaluable information on how to handle your situation. 

While I understand you do not want to burden your friends and family members with this information, it is crucial that they understand your circumstances entirely. Otherwise, you will never receive the help you need when you are put in these dangerous situations. Moreover, telling your friends and family members will provide you a support system when you are dealing with traumatic memories or incidents created by your abuser. Please, work past this fear and talk to a friend or family member today. I assure you that you will feel much better about your situation and closer to the friend/family member you spoke to. 

If all else fails, and you must face your abuser over the weekend, I recommend you call the police beforehand and explain your situation. Tell them that you would like a policeman to wait outside of your abuser’s home in the likely chance that violence occurs. When the policeman receives a signal from you or witnesses said violence, he can properly arrest your abuser, and you will be safe once more. 

I’m so sorry you are going through this, my dear. I have been in situations quite similar to yours, so I know how difficult it can be to cope with them. However, you are so brave for reaching out for help from Asking Jude. As long as you reach out for help from someone, I assure you that everything will be okay. Stay strong~! 

Jude, a.k.a. Paige Gilmar

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Hey im just wondering

Yo know how Nanu in Pokemon Sun/Moon lives with like 12 meowths? And also there’s a lady on one of the routes in… Akala, I think, who lives with like 8 stufful?

Reblog this and put in the tags which single pokemon you’d adopt like 10 of and contentedly live with. Bonus points if you say why and what you’d do with them. I’m curious…

You were my first friend

i just finished hxh for the first time
is there a way to keep on living


Busy busy busy. School has been driving me a little insane and sleep deprived lately so it was time for a break. I decided to treat myself and visit The Broad with my cousins yesterday; we took the train, explored the museum, walked around downtown LA and had some lunch and coffee in little Tokyo. Taking a break was one of the best decisions I’ve made in a while. // Btw, still obsessively listening to the Dear Evan Hansen cast album and I’m not even a little bit sorry. 

The News
  • Draco: Hey, Potter!
  • Harry: What do you want, Malfoy?
  • Draco: Have you heard the news?
  • Harry: ...what news?
  • Draco: *smirks* Figures. Well I just thought I ought to let you know. Poor Potter, always last to hear any piece of news concerning yourself.
  • Harry: *glares* Just tell me!
  • Draco: So eager! Very well. I'm bisexual.
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: what
  • Harry: This is your news?
  • Harry: This is your news that concerns me?
  • Draco: *narrows eyes* Well I should hope that it does.
  • Harry: *examines Malfoy*
  • Harry: *considers*
  • Harry: Touché. Pick me up at eight.

Stress Responses

Aries: racing thoughts, increased agitation to normal events. they can get the red eyes and they find it hard to sleep even with extreme tiredness and exhaustion. there can be headaches, migraines, or clumsiness and they can see their short comings in crystal clear black and white  

Taurus: heaviness and the feeling of carry extra body weight. appetite changes and an increased reliance on personal pleasure to the extent it becomes routine but there isn’t real satisfaction in anything. the voice is shaky, caffeine intake can increase 

Gemini: quietened into silence by the consistent loud banging of thoughts. less focused and animated during conversation and socialisation, they can become more argumentative and defensive. quickly diverts the subject off themselves. if they smoke it increases. it may be hard to maintain dietary intake, they can become easily panicked and impossible to follow

Cancer: reacts overtly and excessively to emotional provocation. everybody in the house knows they are ‘in a mood’. the appetite can change, increase in sugar cravings, its easy to gain weight, regressive patterns can re-emerge 

Leo: physical symptoms of exhaustion including heart palpitations, hot flashes, and sore muscles in the chest and lower back. stress can increase energy to untameable levels so they can become more frantic, more sacrificial, more of a people pleaser, more in need of recognition  

Virgo: a person running around in a frantic pace doing 20 different things at the same time, feeling unrealistic time constraints, looking ultra productive and constructive but is running around in directionless circles. the rituals can get out of hand, digestive discomfort, appetite changes 

Libra: they can care too much about the image people have of them to expose their concerns and worries. they can wait for close friends to pick up on this by some form of telepathy and feel disheartened and betrayed when they don’t. they can get a nervous or sensitive bladder and feel like everybody is personally agitated or ignoring them 

Scorpio: Becomes self-reclusive and shuts off from everybody. They can become very hostile or reactive to attempted intrusions into their inner space and get ‘those eyes’ everyone close to them knows well. Sexual desire can fluctuate  

Sagittarius: The pace of everything increases to uncontrollable rapid speed in the mind and body there can be unusual headaches, nerves, the feeling of breathing stale air, back pain, and restless legs. They can feel happy, but they overthink, doubt, and wonder how long it will last.  

Capricorn: Can become itchy and suffer jaw tension. Everything needs to remain the same and completely normal so they keep everything inside so that nobody changes their behaviour around them. they self seclude and spend a lot of time thinking, cataloguing stressors and working through them one at a time, purposefully and painfully on their own

Aquarius: the will to make a difference flatlines, there is little inspiration and a lot of frustration in a world they can’t seem to fit into. their thoughts become very sharp and cut them deeply, they can detach from everyone and everything

Pisces: They can become their own worst enemy, worries can inflate into disproportioned fears and they can actively live these out, like if they have an early alarm and frantically try to get sleep and agonise about tomorrow’s tiredness and keep themselves awake all night by playing out imaginative scenarios until the morning