nobody's type

robert: how’s the cul-de-sac’s prettiest dad doing today

dadsona, not looking up from his word jumble: i dunno, how are you?

robert, voice cracking: i’m fine………..

Types of Humor: The 5 "S"s

Slapstick: physical humor, as in humor found from physical stimuli or physical reactions. Ex: farts, sex, AFV, pie to the face, Three Stooges.


Sarcastic: double-entente humor, as in humor based off of the ironic difference between literal and intended meaning. Ex: Bert and Ernie, Squidward, 9th Doctor, Sam Winchester


Subtle: dry or deadpan humor, as in humor which is found by an unaffected delivery of emotional or radical subject material. Ex: Mikasa, Jeff Dunham, Sheldon, Phil Coulson, Castiel


Satirical: ridiculing humor, as in humor which seeks to mock faults in the status quos or belief systems. Ex: Deadpool, SNL, Monty Python, Springtime with Hitler


Sardonic: dark humor, as in humor which plays off of tragic events to create a grim irony. Ex: Cruel Irony, “Laugh to keep from crying”,  Shakespeare, Olaf the Snowman



-Now, keep in mind that people can have one or many of these types of humors, and often can appreciate one or many types of humor. Its good to give a character some funny aspects to them, and hopefully this little cheat sheet will help you decide what kind of aspects that might be.-

Ok y'all buckle the fuck in

I know I said I would do this yesterday morning but I’ve been busy af and this shit it still plaguing my every thought

But ANYWAYS I met aether, fire, and the mastermind himself TF and I’M STILL SHOOK like fire is the most beautiful person I have ever seen with my own two eyes and he was so sweet like when he came up to me I basically just word vomited about how much I love him and he did this vaudeville ass animated little bow and it was so fucking CUTE I wanted to scream into the void and then I told him he was the ultimate hype man and that he stole the show (because he TOtally does) and when he signed my ticket he asked my name and put wrote “hype man” which I’m TATTOOING ON MY FOREHEAD FOR SURE and then we talked about the Fresno show and he was like “that was such a weird show” lmao and then he gave me a hug and I thought for sure I would die in his muscular arms tbh I’m 100% sure I will never love somebody the way I’ve fallen in love with fire

And I met aether after the Fresno show and he recognized me after the SF one and he also said that it was a weird show lmao but I told him I love his album and he thought I was talking about meliora but i was like no YOUR album life is often brilliant (which you should check out bc it’s really good) and he was like “my album?!??!?” and I was like yeah and his eyes lit up and he looked soooo happy and he said “oh my god thank you so much that’s so nice to hear in california of all places” and then he told me to listen to some of his other bands lmao

Air came out too (which I was surprised about) but he didn’t really seem interested in spending time talking to people like fire and aether were so he just went around signing things and then left (prob bc his wife and daughter were there)

But oh lord in heaven papa himself Ticonderoga Fog came walking down the sidewalk with his skinny ass legs and his daughter in tow and without even trying he now owns my soul forever but it was honestly so weird seeing his face and hearing his voice at the same time lmao he was sooooo nice though and he seemed genuinely happy to meet everybody and to talk to them and everybody that met him just showered him with compliments and praise (LIKE HE DESERVES) and he was so grateful like I got so emotional before he even came over to me just watching him interact with other people (which sounds lame af but idc lmao) but when he came up to me he signed my ticket and I forgot that I wanted him to sign my infestissumam booklet bc I was dying inside (in a good way though) so then he asked me if I wanted him to sign that too and of course I said yes then I told him that I had so much fun at the Fresno show that on the way home I had bought a ticket for that night and BOY LET ME TELL YOU HE LOOKED RIGHT INTO MY EYES VERY INTENSELY AND THANKED ME and I will literally never be the same but then he also said the Fresno show was weird (idk why they all thought it was weird I asked all of them why and I never got an answer)

THEN some homeless guy started yelling at us from across the street and TF was like “what is that” and I was like it’s market st there are lots of homeless people here and he was like “yeah there’s been lots of yelling all day” and then I was like yeah they tend to do that and he laughed and then I asked him if I could get a hug and he was like “of COURSE you can” (he does smell really nice oops)

AND THAT’S THE STORY OF HOW I DIED

Shinsou x reader p.t 1

Hiya got a sorta cute idea, this also involves me and another writer who loves BNHA and is super sweet and kind and we both came up with this idea. Hope you enjoy !

The steady hum of chatter followed you out of the lunch hall as you began to make your way down one of U.A’s glassy and sleek corridors.

Sighing in content you let a small smile grace your lips whilst your eyes flickered from the sunny view outside to the end of the corridor.

Hushed voices sounded from up ahead drawing you from your calm daydream like state. A group of students that you didn’t recognise as class 1-A students were huddled and one end of the corridor their heads turning to peak around the corner and then quickly snapping back, snickering and whispering once more.

Curious and a little confused you raised an eyebrow, giving them a few glances as you hesitantly walked past them.

“Tch i don’t get why they let him into the school.”

Eyes widening you nearly froze at one of the students comments, caught off guard by their malicious tone.

Now very curious and slightly annoyed at the nasty conversation they appeared to be having you slowed down your pace, enabling you to listen into more of their conversation.

“Monoma you shouldn’t say stuff like that !……but it is kinda true I mean I guess they’re heroes and all and they just probably want to give themselves a good image.”

“Yeah but he’s a freak. I mean look at him quirk, if that’s not villainous I don’t know what is.”

“What a loser.”

“I’ll bet you 100¥ he ends up becoming a villain by second year.”

“Disgusting…”

By now you were nearly trembling with fury at their hateful words, feeling angered at their sick and twisted comments that were being so harshly directed at some poor innocent victim.

Nobody deserved that type of treatment.

One of them snuck a quick look around the corridor, eyes widening and instantly hushing the others, some of them covering their mouths to quieten their snickers.

Footsteps sounded from ahead of you, slow and sluggish thuds against the cold tiled floor.

Was this it ?

Was this their victim ?

The first thing you noticed was his hair. It was purp- wait not just purple it was violet and soft and honestly one of the prettiest things you’d ever seen.

Matching purple eyes lazily looked ahead, highlighted by the quiet shocking bags that ringed them.

Concern fluttered through you at the prominent sight of his sleep deprived state.

Yet only one word came to mind when you first saw him.

‘Beautiful.’

He didn’t even acknowledge the snickering students, all of them eyeing him up and down, some even jeering quietly.

He didn’t spare their bullying a wink, something that you found quite admirable but also upsetting. Was he really that used to being bullied that he just ignored it ?

Realising that he was walking closer and closer to you, you snapped out of your gaze, gazing up at him as he stared straight ahead.

He looked so alone, so bored and tired.

But that all changed once he glanced st you and noticed your bright, closed eyes smile. His eyes widened, instantly confused and alert as he watched you raise your hand.

Were you going to attack him.

But all you did was wave.

All you did was smile and wave.

He’d never been more confused in his entire life.

Why were you smiling at him ?

It had to be a joke, why would a good looking person in class 1-A be waving and smiling at him ?
There was no logical explanation except for the fact that she was either being dared or making fun of him in a way.

Wow, he shouldn’t even be surprised by now but why did it sting a little when he imagined this sweet and angelic person mocking him ?

Your smile drooped once he rolled his eyes and continue on walking, trashing down the corridor and leaving you behind, hand still in midair and smile faltering.

'What just happened ?’

“See Shinsou is such a freak !”

The gang of students all burst out into laughter, which angered you further but you couldn’t help feeling relived once they walked away to the lunch hall.

'Shinsou……so that’s his name…..it’s cool….Shinsou I’m gonna become your friend ! Whether you like it or not !’


Hope this was okay and look out for p.t 2

*watching pacific rim* wow, this charlie day guy plays a cool maverick scientist really well! i can only guess he’s playing to type like burn gorman is, but i gotta check out some of his other stuff to see what he does in other roles

*watching it’s always sunny* ……why…..why did you cast him as a scientist…..what about the nightman made you choose this path, guillermo……what made you pick this trash man to be scientist man….

Body positivity for fat guys 2016

Because nobody recognizes that there are different male body types.
Because nobody ever talks about how beautiful plus size men are.
Because I have never seen a plus size male model walking down a runway.
Because I have never seen an article about self love for fat guys.
Because I have never seen any sort of representation for larger men when I look through body positivity pages.
Because there really is no support system out there for larger men who are insecure about there bodies.

I didn’t ever expect to have such an interestingly huge crush on an animated 43-year old supervillain obsessed with the 80’s and still holding a now over 30 year murderous grudge against Hollywood who cancelled his TV show when puberty happened to him like nobody’s business, but here we are and here I am.

Useless suggestion: The Drama Club except nobody is copying anyone and they all have a good colour scheme that doesn’t necessary portray who they are, and not all of them are snobbish bc one tiny part of the club doesn’t mean all the parts of the club

Headcanon that the first time Eren is experimenting with his titan powers with the new squad, Levi just mutters “nobody drop their fucking spoon,” and Eren just loses it laughing while everyone else is clutching their weapons, a little nervous (because they haven’t really been around Eren’s titan a lot) going “Dear god, they’re both bonkers.”

“The captain looks bad,” he said. “What did he try to do to poor little you?”
“Patronize me,” said Polly, glaring at Maladict.
“Ah.” said the vampire.
—  the absolute best part of Monstrous Regiment, by Terry Pratchett.