Rhett and Link get mistaken for a couple 60% of the time they’re out together. (The number used to be about 75%, but internet fame has thankfully lowered those statistics).
But despite people’s (wrong!!!) ideas about Rhett and Link’s relationship, people still flirt with them!!!
And they are Very Offended by this, and get Legitimately Jealous when someone flirts with the other person in front of them. And of course they have long arguments about how much right the other person has to be jealous if the person flirting THINKS they’re together but they’re actually not.
“That guy was hitting on you!” Nobody does amused anger quite like Rhett. In fact, no one except Rhett does amused anger at all.
“I know the guy was hitting on me. I wasn’t going to do anything - I’m married.”
“Damn right you’re married!”
“Rhett… I’m married to my wife, not you.”
“But he thought you married to me. So at that moment, you were married to me, and him flirting with you was just as disrespectful to me as it was to Christy - maybe even more so!”
“Well, I never said anything when that girl was flirting with you!”
“WHICH girl? How many girls are flirting with you?!”