nobody's amused

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i felt like doing this, too, so here are ryouma’s special skill quotes from heroes

Osomatsu-san VA Cast

Whoever decided to have the sextuplets voiced by an all-star cast is a genius.

Osomatsu (voiced by Takahiro Sakurai)

Ichimatsu (voiced by Jun Fukuyama)

Choromatsu (voiced by Hiroshi Kamiya)

Karamatsu (voiced by Yuichi Nakamura)

Jyushimatsu (voiced by Daisuke Ono)

Todomatsu (voiced by Miyu Irino)

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a series of unlikely crossovers:  So.  You’re going to get off your spoil-sport balcony in three minutes and come dance with me. Be warned: birthday girl trumps king every time.  Your move.  

For goldcaught.

Read Overwater and it inspired this headcanon:

Rhett and Link get mistaken for a couple 60% of the time they’re out together. (The number used to be about 75%, but internet fame has thankfully lowered those statistics).

But despite people’s (wrong!!!) ideas about Rhett and Link’s relationship, people still flirt with them!!!

And they are Very Offended by this, and get Legitimately Jealous when someone flirts with the other person in front of them. And of course they have long arguments about how much right the other person has to be jealous if the person flirting THINKS they’re together but they’re actually not.

“That guy was hitting on you!” Nobody does amused anger quite like Rhett. In fact, no one except Rhett does amused anger at all.

“I know the guy was hitting on me. I wasn’t going to do anything - I’m married.”

“Damn right you’re married!”

“Rhett… I’m married to my wife, not you.”

“But he thought you married to me. So at that moment, you were married to me, and him flirting with you was just as disrespectful to me as it was to Christy - maybe even more so!”

“Well, I never said anything when that girl was flirting with you!”

“Which girl?”

WHICH girl? How many girls are flirting with you?!”

eraserheacl replied to your post “Things I wanna draw for these self inserts -A UA talent show…”

Honestly, i would lmao

the curtains open after your act is announced

everyone else demonstrated some sort of cool talent (most relating to their quirks)

everyone assumes you’ll do some sort of shadow show with your powers

instead you go up to the mic, don’t even remove your face mask, clear your throat and

“SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME ~~~”

(my self insert loses their fucking shit bc its hilarious.  nobody else is amused)