nobody will like it though lol

“Mr Trump blamed the bill’s defeat on Democrats, who proudly accepted responsibility”

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and ye there’re some doodles of that au
i also did professor as dib’s son (and gaz is his aunt lol)

professor wants to expose red and purple to do different experiments on them, but nobody believes him and thinks that he’s crazy 

well red and purple are very lazy and don’t really do anything for earth’s invasion though they pretend that they do somthing

zim and gir always laugh over them

also gir is zim’s little stupid drone

i know someone has done it already bUT I LIKE THIS IDEA TOO AND WANNA DO MY STUFF

part of the reason i really love fic/headcanons where the whole main fake ah crew is living in geoff’s penthouse is because it means there’s absolutely no way people aren’t walking in on each other doing weird shit

and i don’t mean “lol someone caught someone else jacking it or banging” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, let’s be real, nobody uses the sock method and even if they did, no one would pay attention to it), or even “dear god someone caught ryan brutally murdering some poor guy” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, too)

i mean weird shit that’s like, the normal kind of weird shit. the shit you do when you’re home alone and confident that nobody’s gonna walk in and see you in your underwear singing into a wooden spoon

so what i’m talking about here is, like:

  • geoff witnesses michael doing a good third of tom cruise’s famous ‘old time rock and roll’ dance from risky business, complete with no pants and a graceful slide into the hallway in his socks
  • jack gets halfway through furiously rapping nicki minaj’s verse from monster before turning around and noticing gavin standing, thrown off and a little impressed, in the doorway (and doesn’t stop, real talk, when you’re on a roll you gotta take it home)
  • ray walks in on ryan weeping openly at ‘all dogs go to heaven 2′
  • ryan catches geoff, drunk off his ass, ordering seven hundred dildos online (”it’s for a prank, haywood!” geoff hollers after ryan, who’s never left geoff’s place so quickly in his life. “it’s for a prank!”)
  • michael catches the tail end of gavin narrating apparently everything he’s doing, including pissing, like he’s david attenborough 
  • jack walks out onto one of the balconies to see ray, stoned as fuck and wearing three pairs of sunglasses, trying to shoot the actual sun with his sniper rifle
  • (bonus: ray hears weird squeaking noises from one of the rooms and walks in to see ryan futilely trying to work a leather catsuit off of himself
  • “it’s not what it looks like.”
  • “it looks like you’re stuck in a leather catsuit.”
  • “…okay, it’s exactly what it looks like, but if you tell anyone, i swear to god the police will never find your body— ray, stop laughing at me. stop it.”)
that time Caitriona Balfe is the nicest human ever

I need to preface this by saying: I think ECCC was a bit under-prepared and overwhelmed by how many Outlander fans were there today. The lines were INSANE. I waited, each time I met Sam and Cait, no less than 45 minutes and over an hour for the autographing. and by the time we had made it to the hotel after the panel, to attempt the first autograph session, it was already filled up. at like 12:15. the panel ended at noon so like….HARDCORE. I am not so hardcore. I left and came back hahahaha

THIS GOT REALLY LONG IM SORRY

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the promptis disney date nobody wanted

bleh okay so i told myself no more @promptisfanweek prompts till i update my fics, buuuut… well. you know how many times i’ve threatened to write a promptis disney date? IT HAPPENED. nobody will appreciate this, nobody, but i’m gonna post it anyway. written for day 3: promptis date~ 

Noctis hates a lot of things.

He hates crowds, and really, he kinda hates people in general. He hates lines, and waiting around for things, and he really hates being awake early.

But more than Noctis hates all those things, he loves Prompto, and so he’s here, hand-in-hand with his boyfriend, walking down Main Street. Prompto is grinning ear-to-ear, their twined fingers swinging back and forth between them. The smile is worth it, Noctis tells himself, even though he’s quite sure he looks rather grumpy. Prompto has gone all out, as he always does, and it appears that Disneyland is the one place where that is entirely acceptable.

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Bookstr published an interview with a very well known and loved blogger and bookstagrammer, where it was mentioned as an achievement (rightfully so, I might add!), the fact that she’s reading about 200 books a year. Which is fucking amazing, holy shit! (I’m at like 18 books atm and it’s May lol).

The comments on their Facebook post (they linked the interview there) though… wow. So much hate and vitriol. People saying “that’s not an achievement I read 300/400 a year nobody writes about me she’s a wannabe”. People undermining someone success and spewing hate… it’s incredibly sad. 

I wish we could build each other up instead of tearing each other down. Be proud of other bookworms. Encourage each other. Celebrate success and be happy for each other. Be inclusive and accept that whether you read 1 book a year or 400, it’s still an achievement. Reading isn’t a competition. 

Ok i know the video seemed centred mainly around logan and patton with some virgil angst thrown in but also just. roman?? seemed really jumpy and almost panicky and upset when his ideas were bad and shot down?? like he was trying but he was panicky and couldn’t come up with a good idea so suddenly its joke!! it was a joke!! dont be harsh to me please havent you ever heard of a joke!! saying it really rushed and weirdly even though he was actually trying idk and just nobody seemed to care about that in the video, they just kept saying he couldnt come up with a good idea and moved on and ignored him. im not sure what to do with this lol

some of my favorite scenes of episode 2, part 2

Still in no particular order.

6. First a sort of lotus pose… 

…then multiplying bread? They’re not skimping on the messiah symbolism here.

7. “You should put on some clothes.”
lol, I wondered if anyone would go there.

8. Just… this whole scene, with the handshake (and Zashunina’s bewildered reaction) and the shortening of names as a sign of becoming closer to one another. Seriously, it’s only episode 2 but the Shindou shipfic already writes itself, either with Hanamori or Zashunina. (Watch this show ending up with no fandom at all.)

9. His outfit is still not good enough, damn it. :D Shindou’s right though, nobody would take poor Zashunina seriously looking like this.

10. This entire sequence was gorgeous. And while yes, the mom reading to her child scene was there to show that Zashunina got the idea for his cape from the artwork, the sentence was also a pretty good fit. The King is going out to his “garden” to speak to the dogs, er, humans. 

(That children’s book looks so cute, too…)

iwaoi-oi  asked:

!!!!!!!!!!!! I just read your final hq comic and oH my GH od?!1 I don't even know what to say??? Can you actually print this in book form, because I WOULD BUY IT! It's so sweet, and the ending is different from other fhq angsty stories/art (FLUFF, NOBODY DIES except ushiwaka but boo hoo i never liked him anyway), and while i was reading the last post, I just- " So now it’s just Oikawa and Kuroo… hanging out in a shady castle… hella cursed… " I snorted. I'm serious though, I would buy it.

Thank you so much!! And thank you for enjoying TTDK so much (+ my rather flippant author’s notes, lol)! (・ω・)b I’m working on a new comic for the dragonknight AU rn, so I sadly haven’t done much on the scripts I wrote for TTDK side stories;;; a print fanbook is still pretty far on the horizon… in the mean time, pls imagine the youngest TTDK heroes off having exciting adventures…!

Workplace Romance (Chekov x Reader)

Originally posted by blueeyes-and-hockeysticks

Pairing: AOS Pavel Chekov/Reader

Rating: PG for language and CHARACTER DEATH MENTION

A/N: Oh, Pavel Chekov, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Surprise, they’re all that he’s adorable and deserves love. I wish I could have done more today (curse an impromptu Texas highway drive with my dad), but I hope this is a good enough note to end things on. :)

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Only translating Nakamura parts. 1 question per post. NOTE: May contain mistranslation. Read at your own risk. I like to translate close to Japanese meaning so the sentence structure might be weird.

Da Vinci 2017 November issue

Nakamura Yuuichi, Fukuyama Jun and Irino Miyu interview part 4

Interviewer: I

Nakamura: Y

Fukuyama: J

Irino: M

I: Please tell us about Sakurai Takahiro-san, Kamiya Hiroshi-san and Ono Daisuke-san who are not here.

J: Without even saying, everyone is amazing. Firstly, Kamiya-san’s rebukes are all great. The destructive force of his rebukes is always far beyond expectations. Usually, being dumb and somebody rebuking are a set when we laugh. But Kamiya-san’s rebukes alone are interesting. Out of all the six brothers, Choromatsu is also the traffic management role, so thanks to him, the rest of us can do anything without worries.
Sakurai-san takes up the difficult role of the “center of the six brothers”.

M: Sakurai-san’s Osomatsu’s plainness is well-made. He seems to be the most properly grown from Osomatsu-kun to Osomatsu-san.

J: There’s a balance even though he has a personality.

M: That feels different from the others. I think that because of the existence of Sakurai-san’s Osomatsu, we could create each of our characters freely in any direction.

J: Erm, about Jyushimatsu, I have no comment (LOL).

Y: (LOL) Speaking of which, there was episode 17, “Jyushimatsu festival”, so since it’s a “festival”, I thought he will do everything himself, but we had to do it too (LOL). Like in the opening festival scene, there wasn’t enough Jyushimatsu so we had to voice the crowd as well.

J: In episode 14, “Caught a cold”’s virus Jyushimatsu too, we did it as well. The first few splits were all done by Ono-kun alone, but the very mini ones were done by all of us.

Y: I thought he would do it all alone (LOL).

J: I think that what’s amazing about Ono-kun’s Jyushimatsu is that, the good points in his personality came out from the character naturally. Director Fujita too, seems to have said that, when casting Ono-kun as Jyushimatsu, he didn’t pick him because of skit or joke or any skills that he has, but to plunge the human nature into the role. So when we are at the intense brink, Ono-kun’s Jyushimatsu says something innocently, all corruption will be cleansed and everything will be neutralised. I think that Ono-kun saved us many times because of that.

M: And he is also good in casting many cold jokes.

Y: I also really love Ono-san casting a cold joke.

M: Even though he knows he won’t get a laugh, I wonder why he still can still do it with so much tension. But because of that, it actually becomes funny. I bet nobody can compete with his boldness.

J: In the end, catchphrases like “Muscle muscle, hustle hustle!” came out.

Y: Personal catchphrases like “Boe!”.

J: Human nature coming out from the role might not be applicable just for Jyushimatsu only. When I’m acting as Ichimatsu, using adequate amount of darkness from within me was also fun.

Y: Nah, I forced myself to do it for Karamatsu’s role (LOL).

syyyyyyyllllviaaaaaaaaaaaa  asked:

hey sorry, I'm aware u probably get asked this a lot but I put this account on notifs to follow the zen comic and there's been no news on it for a while. Has it been dropped? I'm only asking because the kid au seems to have become the focus.

Hello! Yes, sorry about that …aside from so many people rushing me to update it, I’m also having a bit of trouble plotting out the next events.

The Zen comic was originally only going to be one part but since many people wanted a continuation I was like “Ok, I have time, why not” … there is really no set plot and every update is just done on a whim (there I said it lol). I’m sorry I’m a bad writer (if i even count as one) O<-<

So yeah I never ever never really expected people to like it and I was very surprised by how well it was received. I honestly have 0 confidence with my writing/comics so I’m always anxious about working on new updates… also, I just enjoy the kid AU so much and I have so many ideas I wanted to draw for it … I apologize if it’s not your cup of tea… anyway….

tl;dr NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THIS ANGST TRAIN IS HEADED. Not even me. Who is driving??? LOL THE TRUTH IS OUT! HAHA

Now you know the reason why updates are slow :))) I will give you my word though, I will update it. Please give me more time; I need to properly work on the plot for clarity’s sake hehe. Thank you for your interest!

Digimon Stage Play - Full

Aight, so tl;dr: great show, actors are perfect, Yamato is beautiful beyond belief, Mimi is UGHHHHHH in the good way and I’m bitter that the whole show isn’t sold out and whoever was in charge of promotion should be forced to eat nothing but the hottest of hot chillies for the rest of their life.

Timeline: It’s set after Koushirou creates the cyber space for them, but before the reboot. Clearly on/around August 1st ;p

Venue/Goods: a little out of the way, small. You couldn’t buy goods unless you had a ticket, which sucks. Goods were sold on the inside, line was small pre-play, massive after. My store clerk couldn’t count to save her life. People were trading, everybody hated that everything was random and there were so many types of things. Friend and I ordered dvd – no blu ray option, it’s being released in December (average wait time since Japan is very slow on physical releases). Had to downpay 2000 yen, which this and dvd only option has never happened before when I’ve seen other stage shows – not a good sign. No postal option, so my friend has to pick mine up for me – poor form again. (Pick up is only at animate – my nearest one is 2+ hours away :/)

Promotion/sold out: four shows sold out. Tickets reduced to 7000 yen, which is insulting for us who went through lottery. They advertised low prices at fes too. Promotion was done badly. Digimon isn’t massively popular, but Toei isn’t small either. Get a cast twitter, post rehearsal pics etc. Promotion doesn’t need to be costly. Fes advertisement (last weeks vid) was too little too late. Theres events with Miyazaki and AiM and seiyuus, which also seems last minute and an attempt to sell out. Again insulting to those of us to preordered. Shonichi didn’t sell out. Must be tough on actors. Promotion video (August 5th? 6th?) is kinda bad quality – the stage itself looks and sounds better than the video may lead you to believe.

Seating: nice, comfy. We were second row, left hand side, aisle. If we had been one or two more to the left it would have been really bad (same if you’re too overly right). The cast faces back/sideways too often, so we saw a lot of backs. Need to work on being diagonal, basic stage stuff there. However, pros of our seating were: Yamato being right in front of us when he sang, Jyou fishing in front of us and making eye contact with Etemon to the point where it was creepy lmao

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We introduced that character of Addison last year, and we just really liked her. We had so much fun with her, and just sort of bringing back this mean girl mentality to the school, with our PLLs as adults now. And then, you know, paying it off in the end was just something we always knew we were going to do. Even though this chapter of the PLLs comes to a conclusion, that the mythology of this creepy dark town of Rosewood will continue, whether it’s on screen or off screen, it’s just sort of the lure of the town.
—  Marlene King
Underrated k-pop groups as me in different social situations.

Oh boy! Y’all don’t understand how much I’m in an emotional roller coaster right now… Why? BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE K-POP GROUPS THAT COME INTO MY LIFE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RUINING MY LIFE. Since I don’t want to live this alone, all my life, I intent to drag you all slowly with me during this painful, yet wonderful journey. Come on, let’s hop on this train together while holding hands for our final destination : Hell.

You’ll be able to get to know me truthfully in this post as a human being who is just, not able to function properly in life and socially. Tag yourself lol. 

How many can relate to me?

ALSO! I think I’ve found the writing style I enjoy doing the most which are these ones, expect more.

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Me playing in a sport team - B.I.G

- Trying my absolute best.

- Talented af, but doesn’t stand out.

- Nobody really pays attention in the crowd.

-“You’re doing amazing sweetie”

- Always this close to make it. Doesn’t.

Originally posted by thekpopfix

DEAR GOD/SATAN OF BODY ROLLS


Me looking after my cousins while their parents are running away from their responsabilities with a glass of wine in hand - SF9

- The coolest amongst them all.

- Lol clearly not.

- Makes everyone laugh.

- They don’t want me to leave.

- “Do the trick again!!!” (Me when they do their sick dance moves).

-They basically are my puppets.

Originally posted by weirdawn

Zuho panting………………………….. god


Me in a house Party - Blanc7

- “Who is she?”

- “Who invited her? She doesn’t look like she has any friends lol” (true)

“She looks bomb though”

- Tries to fit in with the cool kids.


Originally posted by softtaichi

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Me in a group project - ToppDogg


- Only one working and doing all the job. (Fuck you Hunus)

- Wants to give up, can’t because a lot of people are counting on me. ( :) )

- Members of my group are slowly disappearing as the semester goes on.

Originally posted by lunarjun-archive

Never enough body rolls in our lives. Am I right.


Me at the hair salon - N.Flying

- Nervous laughter.

- Embarrassing myself a whole lot.

- Small talk queen.

- Will NEVER say that my haircut looks like absolute shit or that I want it to be cut a bit more.

Originally posted by hyunhyohwi

This.is.the.greatest.mv.of.all.time.hands.down.so.hilarious.


Me at a New Year party with my family - KNK

- Litteraly goes there for the food (It’s not even good).

- Making scenarios in my head of how the get out without anyone noticing.

- Picking fights with everyone.

-”Have you figured your life out yet.”

- “You get taller every year.”

Originally posted by luvknkpop

My favourite trees :)

Me with my best friends - Pentagon

(Shoutout to @kpopchangedme and @hobi-my-hubby, love ya)

- An absolute mess.

- Everyone is jealous of our chemistry.

- Me: “Maybe we should’t do i-” Them: “LET’S FUCKING DO IT”

- Can’t be together in public.

- Festival of inside jokes.

Originally posted by jungwooseok-ptg

Hello I love them bye

Tag yourself lol

anonymous asked:

Hey I suggest you to call v during the 8th day of his route after the chats at 07:00 am, 10:00 am, 01:00 pm and 08:00 pm. But I'm already leaving a warning: you might cry. A lot. My job here is done.

why are you evil………..i’m just curious

anonymous asked:

I forgot that even in Canada you call crisps chips and I was thinking of chips (uh, fries? steak fries? thicker chips than the skinny shit you get in america but i forget what you guys call them) and was thinking ketchup on chips is pretty nice, so I didn't get why you were saying it was gross, but ketchup flavoured crisps do sound pretty gross

I think they are really gross…I remember sometimes during elementary school, teachers would bring a value pack of chips to school for a treat, and there was a mad scramble to grab the ruffles, lays, and cheetos because if you were too slow you’d be left with the ketchup chips bc an average of only 1-2 people actually liked them so there’d just be a huge pile of ketchup chip bags left in the box and they’d sit there uneaten because THEYRE GROSS (and then the one or two ppl who actually liked them were having a field day bc there would be so many leftover that nobody wanted and they got to have more lol)

and yeah we call your chips fries! and they’re pretty good with ketchup uvu I still prefer plum sauce instead though