nobody will like it though lol

anonymous asked:

Love how Harry stans keep up with Zayn enough to know about what happened with PND lol that's next level obsession it takes nothing to just ignore him if he's that much of a flop literally Zayn is ghost atm and they're still talking about him and writing essays and comparing Harry to him what kind of impact?

i know then they turn around are like ‘nobody cares about that flop sweaty :)’ even though they spend every waking minute talking about him lmfao so which way is it 

“Mr Trump blamed the bill’s defeat on Democrats, who proudly accepted responsibility”

Bookstr published an interview with a very well known and loved blogger and bookstagrammer, where it was mentioned as an achievement (rightfully so, I might add!), the fact that she’s reading about 200 books a year. Which is fucking amazing, holy shit! (I’m at like 18 books atm and it’s May lol).

The comments on their Facebook post (they linked the interview there) though… wow. So much hate and vitriol. People saying “that’s not an achievement I read 300/400 a year nobody writes about me she’s a wannabe”. People undermining someone success and spewing hate… it’s incredibly sad. 

I wish we could build each other up instead of tearing each other down. Be proud of other bookworms. Encourage each other. Celebrate success and be happy for each other. Be inclusive and accept that whether you read 1 book a year or 400, it’s still an achievement. Reading isn’t a competition. 

that time Caitriona Balfe is the nicest human ever

I need to preface this by saying: I think ECCC was a bit under-prepared and overwhelmed by how many Outlander fans were there today. The lines were INSANE. I waited, each time I met Sam and Cait, no less than 45 minutes and over an hour for the autographing. and by the time we had made it to the hotel after the panel, to attempt the first autograph session, it was already filled up. at like 12:15. the panel ended at noon so like….HARDCORE. I am not so hardcore. I left and came back hahahaha

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part of the reason i really love fic/headcanons where the whole main fake ah crew is living in geoff’s penthouse is because it means there’s absolutely no way people aren’t walking in on each other doing weird shit

and i don’t mean “lol someone caught someone else jacking it or banging” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, let’s be real, nobody uses the sock method and even if they did, no one would pay attention to it), or even “dear god someone caught ryan brutally murdering some poor guy” (even though i’m sure there’s plenty of that, too)

i mean weird shit that’s like, the normal kind of weird shit. the shit you do when you’re home alone and confident that nobody’s gonna walk in and see you in your underwear singing into a wooden spoon

so what i’m talking about here is, like:

  • geoff witnesses michael doing a good third of tom cruise’s famous ‘old time rock and roll’ dance from risky business, complete with no pants and a graceful slide into the hallway in his socks
  • jack gets halfway through furiously rapping nicki minaj’s verse from monster before turning around and noticing gavin standing, thrown off and a little impressed, in the doorway (and doesn’t stop, real talk, when you’re on a roll you gotta take it home)
  • ray walks in on ryan weeping openly at ‘all dogs go to heaven 2′
  • ryan catches geoff, drunk off his ass, ordering seven hundred dildos online (”it’s for a prank, haywood!” geoff hollers after ryan, who’s never left geoff’s place so quickly in his life. “it’s for a prank!”)
  • michael catches the tail end of gavin narrating apparently everything he’s doing, including pissing, like he’s david attenborough 
  • jack walks out onto one of the balconies to see ray, stoned as fuck and wearing three pairs of sunglasses, trying to shoot the actual sun with his sniper rifle
  • (bonus: ray hears weird squeaking noises from one of the rooms and walks in to see ryan futilely trying to work a leather catsuit off of himself
  • “it’s not what it looks like.”
  • “it looks like you’re stuck in a leather catsuit.”
  • “…okay, it’s exactly what it looks like, but if you tell anyone, i swear to god the police will never find your body— ray, stop laughing at me. stop it.”)
some of my favorite scenes of episode 2, part 2

Still in no particular order.

6. First a sort of lotus pose… 

…then multiplying bread? They’re not skimping on the messiah symbolism here.

7. “You should put on some clothes.”
lol, I wondered if anyone would go there.

8. Just… this whole scene, with the handshake (and Zashunina’s bewildered reaction) and the shortening of names as a sign of becoming closer to one another. Seriously, it’s only episode 2 but the Shindou shipfic already writes itself, either with Hanamori or Zashunina. (Watch this show ending up with no fandom at all.)

9. His outfit is still not good enough, damn it. :D Shindou’s right though, nobody would take poor Zashunina seriously looking like this.

10. This entire sequence was gorgeous. And while yes, the mom reading to her child scene was there to show that Zashunina got the idea for his cape from the artwork, the sentence was also a pretty good fit. The King is going out to his “garden” to speak to the dogs, er, humans. 

(That children’s book looks so cute, too…)

syyyyyyyllllviaaaaaaaaaaaa  asked:

hey sorry, I'm aware u probably get asked this a lot but I put this account on notifs to follow the zen comic and there's been no news on it for a while. Has it been dropped? I'm only asking because the kid au seems to have become the focus.

Hello! Yes, sorry about that …aside from so many people rushing me to update it, I’m also having a bit of trouble plotting out the next events.

The Zen comic was originally only going to be one part but since many people wanted a continuation I was like “Ok, I have time, why not” … there is really no set plot and every update is just done on a whim (there I said it lol). I’m sorry I’m a bad writer (if i even count as one) O<-<

So yeah I never ever never really expected people to like it and I was very surprised by how well it was received. I honestly have 0 confidence with my writing/comics so I’m always anxious about working on new updates… also, I just enjoy the kid AU so much and I have so many ideas I wanted to draw for it … I apologize if it’s not your cup of tea… anyway….

tl;dr NOBODY KNOWS WHERE THIS ANGST TRAIN IS HEADED. Not even me. Who is driving??? LOL THE TRUTH IS OUT! HAHA

Now you know the reason why updates are slow :))) I will give you my word though, I will update it. Please give me more time; I need to properly work on the plot for clarity’s sake hehe. Thank you for your interest!

this-tis-be-my-blog  asked:

Okay, but in a more serious note, do you have any favorite ships?

Ahaha, Alright, fiiiine, if I have to pick a lesser pair, I’ll probably have to go with ZeldaxLink, because they both actually have fun personalities this time around and make a cute couple (and Riju is probably underage, and I don’t think the world could withstand the combined power of their puns)

I actually slightly dislike Mipha purely cuz I find that personality type boring and her voice actress is the only one in the game that gets on my nerves, but she’s still a cool character in general nobody kill me you’re free to love her oh god I just opinioned on the internet!

I’m not the kind of person to have super strong feelings about these things most of the time though :P

Edit: Oh wow I actually saw this one LOSE a note! I like to imagine it was because they finished reading the crossed out text~ The dangers of opinions on the internet! Ahahaha~! Not sure why seeing that cracked me up but damn it got me lol

lc-ddm  asked:

Something I don't get, is why current-day children's cartoons have that feeling of being half-assed? I mean, I've given cursory glances at what passes off as entertainment for kids, and it's just... jesus. The effort barely shows, more often than not. We, as a species, don't half-ass other children-oriented products, be it booster seats, toys, educational manuals, etc. - so why do children's cartoons just HAVE to get the axe like this?

I get it perfectly well - companies want money. It’s that simple. And nobody is easier to exploit than kids - purely because companies know if a kid kicks and screams, many parents will just give in. Why do you think Frozen merch is still as popular as it ever has been since it first released nearly 4 YEARS AGO?

That’s beside the point though lol, that just illustrates the rehashing and laziness behind kids entertainment companies - and for a lot of kids shows (especially for younger kids who’ll be entertained by jingly keys), they need to process as much as they can as fast as they can and as cheaply as they can to maximise profit. I’d argue the original Thomas the Tank Engine series will never get old, but the new one? Seriously? It looks/sounds/plays out cheap and shitty now and will hold up even worse in a few years. But that’s the attitude - kids don’t care, so why should they? Unfortunately that’s true, however - kids generally like whatever is thrown at them at a young age and unless you expose them to better things and explain to them why they have more effort and such put into them, they equally understand and apply that understanding to everything else they ever absorb with media (I don’t literally mean you have to force kids to like one thing and not another but there’s absolutely nothing wrong in explaining the differences between how shows are made and compare shows together etc). You need the highs to appreciate the lows and blah blah blah.

Unfortunately though lots of parents don’t have the time nor knowledge to show their kids better stuff (not even from the past but also today) - and since kids watch whatever is thrown at them - companies make cheap shitty low-effort crap on a daily basis and kids will all just absorb it, followed by begging and screaming to have merchandise from it. Nobody’s fault, it’s just whatever makes money - it’s been tried in the past lots of times as well but with the advent of Netflix, DVD and satellite TV being more available than ever nowadays it’s easier than ever to shit something out, especially if it’s remade from an already-established and cherished IP.

Ask: Axis and Allies flexibility headcanons

2p America: Pretty flexible. It takes a lot to breakdance like he does lol
2p Canada: Cannot bend. Poor boy.
2p England: He’s okay.
2p France: No. He cannot. Or at least he won’t try.
2p Russia: this boy is a ballerina and nobody will convince me otherwise so yeah. all those stretches. bend bby bend.
2p China: Nope. Too old. Won’t admit it though.
2p Japan: Also too old. Will admit it.
2p Veneziano: Not really. He used to be very flexible though.
2p Romano: he can do the splits and that says a lot.
2p Germany: Not very flexible. He should be though, with all that bending over backwards he did to impress Veneziano-
2p Prussia: Not really.
2p Austria: Nope. Not at all. Also, his body creaks like an old staircase. He hates it.

anonymous asked:

How are the daddies with hickies? Do they like them? Where do they put them most? Do they like their partner making marks on them?

Nobody cares about my likes or dislikes, I’m sure, but I like to randomly blurt things out about myself lol I like them, but I think they’re quite tasteless to have on display.

Newt-Doesn’t mind them, but would prefer they not be visible to anyone. Prefers giving them than receiving though. It’s his own little way of marking his territory, which he just adores. It’s the more primal side of him. He likes to leave them on her breasts, and oddly enough along her ribs, because it’s a ticklish area.


Stephen-Doesn’t care for them. Thinks they’re unattractive, and prefers to just kiss along the neck and leave tiny little bites as opposed to a large hickey. Does not want them on him.


Marius-Had no opinion. Wouldn’t mind giving reader one if she’d like, but he doesn’t see the point.

Jack-Would def leave one on reader, right on the neck, but he doesn’t mean to. He’s so in the moment he just does it and afterwards he’s like ‘perhaps..use your hair to hide it?’ Neck is his favorite spot to leave them, and he likes receiving them. They rile him up, and he just loves having his neck kissed and licked.


Eddie-Hickey central, with this one. He’ll leave them just about anywhere. Inner thighs, breasts, neck, stomach, he doesn’t care. Anything to see the aftermath of his lovemaking. He doesn’t mind receiving them either, but he def prefers leaving them.

Balem-He adores leaving love bites and hickeys behind. It’s his thing. It’s like a sign to everyone that’s his lover, and only his. He just loves leaving them on her neck, where she can’t possibly hide it. And then he’ll get her a low cut dress to show off the bites on her chest. It pleases him. He likes getting them back, but he prefers leaving the bedroom with claw marks lol

4/23/2017 Edit - Wanted to clarify that I was picturing 10-RANKAI’s before the massacre version of kid Sasuke while I wrote up the dialogue. I also tagged this as the kid Sasuke moves in with kid Naruto before Team 7 AU.

AU where kid Sasuke makes friends with kid Naruto after the massacre because it’s really lonely.

H-hey, do you you want to play with me?

Uh. S-sure, what do you want to to play?

Um- how ‘bout ninjas?

Yeah! Ninjas are strong! I want to be strong.

Hey, me too!

Awesome, let’s get strong together!

Okay! Come with me!

So, what do we do?

Let’s practice shuriken!

(Kids shouting when they get excited lol)

Hey it’s getting dark, don’t you need to go home?

There’s- no one at home anymore.

What happened?

They died. My brother- he killed them.

That’s terrible! Who takes care of you?

N-nobody.

That’s like me! Well- except I never knew my parents and the old man checks up on me sometimes.

Old man?

They call him Hokage, I just call him old man though.

The Hokage checks up on you? He lets you call him old man?

Sometimes, he’s really busy. Hey, want to come over?

Is that ok?

Yeah! No one is at my house either. That way we don’t have to be alone!

I- I don’t want to be alone. Let me get my stuff.

Ok!

Hey, let’s go then, come with me.

Oh! Yeah, ok!

Got it!

Do you think that’s everything?

Maybe. Can I stay longer?

Yeah, I don’t see what not. We can play every day!

Yeah! Ok, that’s everything! You take this.

Vegetables?

Yeah, we need to eat vegetables!

You sure?

Yeah, my mom said so! We don’t want to be short forever.

I don’t have a mom so ok, I’ll trust your mom too.

It’s scary when it gets dark.

Yeah, let’s be quiet so they don’t catch us.

Is this your house?

Yeah, I have the whole place to myself.

I don’t like my house anymore. It’s too big.

Yeah, it was really big. You can stay here with me.

Really?

Yeah! No one tells me what to do. So we can live here together. I mean, if you are ok with that.

I’m ok with that. You’d really let me?

Yeah!

Thanks! Uh.

Naruto.

Thanks Naruto.

Hey that’s right, what your name?

Sasuke. I’m Sasuke Uchiha.

Nice to meetcha, Sasuke Uchiha. I’m Naruto Uzumaki.

Can we be friends?

I never had a friend before.

Then you can be my best friend!

You want me to be your best friend? Wow. That’s- yeah! Are you my best friend too?

Yeah! If you want me to be I mean.

Yeah! Sa- what was your name again?

Sasuke!

What’s my name?

Naruto!

Wow, you’re good with names. I’ll keep practicing. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke!

I’m hungry.

Yeah, me too. Let’s make ramen.

Ok!

Do we really have to eat vegetables?

You said you trust my mom.

I did, yeah ok, I’ll eat it. I better get taller when I grow up or I’m blaming you.

No worries, we will definitely get taller! My mom never lies.

Sounds good. Was your mom pretty?

Yeah! She was the prettiest!

I wonder if my mom was pretty?

Hmm. She must be. People used to tell me I looked more like my mom than my dad. If you look like your mom, then she was pretty too.

No one ever mentioned my parents.

Maybe your dad was pretty too?

You think so?

It’s possible. Maybe you have two pretty parents. Hmm…Yeah, my mom was the pretty one.

What’s wrong with your dad?

I don’t know what was wrong, but he wasn’t pretty like mom. Actually, he was kind of mean, he made me feel bad but I know he loved me too.

That's​ really lucky they loved you.

Yeah, I miss them.

I miss my parents too but I don’t know if they miss me.

They definitely miss you. Every parent misses their kid. Maybe they are dead too?

I think so. Why else wouldn’t they be around right?

Right! They definitely loved you, every parent loves their kid!

Thanks Sasuke.

Hey, you remembered my name!

I practiced remember!

— The older years.

Hey, Naruto.

Yeah?

Why did you kiss me?

Oh shi- You were awake?!

What do you mean I was awake? Of course I was awake stupid.

I- I didn’t know. I wouldn’t have-

Wait, did you kiss me when I was asleep? When did you do that?

When we went camping last time. It only happened once, I swear! When were you talking about?

When we were kids! You took advantage of me when I was asleep? Wtf was wrong with you.

I don’t know, I’m sorry! I liked you ok?!

No, not ok, you don’t kiss people when they are asleep. That's​ fucking creepy you idiot!

I’m sorry! Hey! Stop that- What?

You still haven’t answered my question.

It was an accident! Some kid pushed me and I fell over.

Wha- why didn’t anyone tell me that?

Wait, you thought I did it on purpose the whole time?

I thought you had a crush on me like all the other kids!

Well, I didn’t! …At least not before.

Why did you chase after me?

I already told you bastard.

No, did you like me when you came after me?

Of course I liked you, why would I chase after you forever and be willing to die with you if I didn’t?

You moron.

Bastard.

I liked you.

T-that, makes me really happy! I liked you too.

Do you still like me now?

Yeah… I’m going to keep liking you Sasuke.

…Thanks Naruto.

So…we good?

I guess. Hey Naruto?

Yeah?

I like you too.

Thanks Sasuke. It would suck if this was one-sided.

Yeah. Want to get ramen?

Of course! When does Naruto Uzumaki ever turn down ramen?

I don’t know, have you?

I don’t think so. At least none that I can remember.

Hn.

Hey. I just thought of something.

What?

Is this a date?

Do you want it to be?

Yeah. I’ve never been on a date before.

Me neither.

So this will be our first date, huh?

Yeah.

We had our first kiss before our first date. Moved kinda fast, didn’t we?

Out of context, maybe.

Better late than never.

Yeah.

Thanks for asking me out.

You’re welcome. And…thanks for saying yes.

Of course. Who could say no to the great Sasuke Uchiha?

I would.

Damn, you’re tough. Can’t even meet your own standards.

I’m not my type.

But I am, yeah!

…Now you’re just bragging.

Hey, you’re my type too! I can’t imagine you with blond hair and blue eyes.

I don’t want to imagine you with black hair and black eyes. You know it’s not just looks right?

Of course not. We’re soulmates, like, literally. You’re just lucky my brand of awesome comes in this sexy package too.

Do you hear yourself talk?

I didn’t say you weren’t hot too. Don’t worry, Sasuke, I think you’re smoking.

…Thanks…maybe.

What, how could you ever think you were less than hot? People fall over themselves for you.

It wasn’t important and I never told them to.

Which probably made you cooler. Sasuke was too cool for school. That’s why you ran away right?

Shut up.

anonymous asked:

Can we talk about the beauty that is Blue Sargent some more? I feel like nobody in the fandom appreciates her enough... even though she is literally so great????

blue is great and very underrated. i know i’ve talked before about wanting more for her in canon and i do/did, but i rly love what we have of her. i think her character growth in bllb is really slept on? that book is all about her becoming more independent and strong and sure of herself and such. like i was talking about the other day, she’s hugely compassionate and kind (but not nice– that’s a quote from canon, lol) but she’s also a ten thousand year old brat with a switchblade. luv my daughter.

Is2g Thoth was with me today

So I was in the library and I was looking at some of my books for a bit, and this crane comes up (I know Thoth is depicted with an ibis head but hear me out) and starts tapping on the glass in front of me. Like, really tapping on it with his beak. He does this for like five minutes and nobody else in this silent other than the bird library notices? I mean I’m looking around and nobody even glances at him???

Anyway I’ve always liked Thoth so I was thinking maybe it was him sending this bird messenger lol and then I looked at the time and realized I had to leave exactly at that time in order to get to class, and Thoth or not, that bird was telling me “hey buddy get up or ur gonna be hella late for philosophy”.

so my mom is freaking out over the fact that nobody told her happy mothers day today and making everyone fucking miserable
i didnr figure it was such a big deal
but somehow everyones making it my fault though?????? even though mobody else has said anything eithetr?????
also my dad threatened to throw my phone out the car window bc i didnt say happy mothers day soooo
and my mom is beibg all passive aggressive like “oh i didnt expect your dumbass to remember anyways”
like tganks mom now im even more suicidal lol

Sorry guys, I had too many problems trying to export a gif out of this.. so if anyone else wants to!,  go ahead. I need more practice though. 

sasuke coming back home and sakura huging him like crazy…because love is just like that, aint nobody cant do shit…(antis)

Ill practice more. the animation is horrible lol (used reference)