Imagine Evan as a burlesque singer
I am completely down for this! He’d strut across that stage like he owns the god damn place either singing songs that suggest so much or songs that are upbeat and fun!
He’d dance across that stage like it’s nobody’s business swinging them hips like he doesn’t realize just how mesmerizing they are.
And it wouldn’t be burlesque without stripping! He’d either strip it all at once or piece by piece until he’s practically naked on that stage.
Ahhhh I just love this idea! You are now favorite anon, everyone else must work for my love!
Just kidding I love you all!