nobody likes you mud

agentscullyswife  asked:

Please consider: pidge programs rover to blast careless whisper whenever Keith and lance are in close proximity. Keith is Really Unimpressed but lance is like, "honestly this makes me feel kind of sexy"

Lance wiggles his eyebrows.

“No,” Keith says without even looking up.

“C'mooooon, Keith,” Lance does NOT whine, shut up Pidge. “Live a little! No one likes a stick in the mud.”

“No one likes you either, but nobody is telling YOU to change.”

Roger switches songs mid-saxophone solo to instead play fifteen different blasting air horns. ‘OH SHIT!’ the robot beeps out in Morse code.

Without even looking at the robot, Lance gave it the middle finger.