nobody likes me either

Having seen the first two episodes of The Crown I can say that this is quality period piece shit right here, and you should all watch it.


  • the King of England saying “cunt” within the first ten minutes
  • Philip telling a tribal king that he likes his hat only for Elizabeth to hiss “That’s a CROWN darling” beginning the lifelong Windsor issue of “Don’t Let Philip Talk To POC Just… Don’t”
  • King George VI being like “she is the job Philip loving her protecting her that’s the job” and Philip nodding vigorously because holy shit his father  in law is literally holding a shotgun
  • (I died)
  • Margaret being so scandalous you can’t handle it~
  • like???? lots of unexpected medical stuff???? so watch out
  • The quiet but insistent screams of American Netflix viewers going “I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAND” and “DON’T KISS HER FEET THAT’S GROSS” and “WHYYYYYYYY DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE?”

Okay okay okay, I actually decided to be social and go outside today. I went to hang out with my friend Makenzie. She picked me up at 12 and we went to subway and this man was sitting and the manager went over to him and said he needs to leave (I don’t know what happened before, I’m assuming he caused a disturbance before we went in) and he just blew up, he said he is leaving and she said she asked him to leave before and he wasn’t. He kept calling her an idiot, then a man told him to just leave, the old man then said he was going beat the guys ass and the old man started throw chairs and his floss and a mouse trap he had, he was also swearing, so a lady with her child told him to stop since there was a child and the old man told her to shut up. Before he left he then gave a speech about how he isn’t crazy, and then insulting the manager, the guy that told him to leave, and the lady that told him to stop and her child. He then left but was lurking outside and the police came and stuff. The last my friend and I saw him was at the corner near a street light. So fun to start off the day. We then picked up two of Makenzie’s friends (they are kind of my friends too, but I was never close to them so) but I got to see one of them after she went to therapy and had a kid (her daughter is the cutest fucking thing ever omg) and it was nice to see her doing better. I was also really quiet and awkward around them so that’s something haha. As Makenzie’s friends went to work and home, we went to her house and had some nice conversations during the ride. As we got to her house Makenzie was going to have crackers and that can of cheese (squeezy cheese or something like that, I forget) and all that came out was liquid, and it was a new can, but it wasn’t good. We went back to her car because she was going to take me home but she forgot her keys and went inside as I sat in the car with her crazy dog. I then hear her yell and running to her car because this dog that lives near them will jump in her car and never leave, so she ran in and accidentally closed the door on her dog’s face because her dog tried to run out so that happened. As Makenzie took me home there was a bad car crash that happened near my area and it didn’t happen that long ago either, the bodies were still in there and the police were waiting for the ambulance. Man, going outside and having a life is an adventure

You’re Safe

Prompt from anon: doing the prompt-thing? If so, I’d like to request 2, 18, 86 and 94 for Jughead. Thanks!

2 - “Hey, hey, calm down. He can’t hurt you anymore.”
18 - “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
86 - “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
94 - “I had a bad dream again.”

A/N: You guys are going to love this if you like emotional. I also changed “they” from the first one into “he”. Hope that’s okay :)

Fandom: Riverdale

Pairing: Jughead x Reader

Characters: Jughead Jones, Reggie Mantle (a/n: sorry not sorry)

Warnings: Emotionally and physically abusive ex-boyfriend; talking about it; swearing; forcefully making out; mentions of sex

if you’re in a bad situation, know that I love you and you can always talk to me <3

Italics are either a flashback or a dream.


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You woke up in the middle of study hall from taking a nap with a jolt. You scanned the area to make sure nobody noticed and it looked like nobody did. It was always the same memory, the same night just replaying in your head.

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kids are totally afraid of baze when they first meet him but he quickly becomes their favorite space dad because he's so soft inside and gives good piggy back rides and chirrut, the cool dad, is THRILLED and IN LOVE


- At first Baze with kids – I presume Jedha orphans – is like oh god what do I do they’re all small and they keep crying and I can’t fix their entire lives therefore i have FAILED AS A HUMAN BEING but after a while both sides begin to warm up to one another. 

- Baze’s willingness to get climbed on and jumped on and generally beat up by five or six kids at a time in the name of fun is pretty endearing. Sometimes he just flops on the ground and Chirrut comes back to find the kids treating him like a human jungle gym and he’s just like…look love they finally like me

- Nobody dares pick on each other when Baze is around either, he has no tolerance for bullies (too many years kicking asses in Chirrut’s name) so things get extra peaceful once he decides he’s literally everyone’s dad now

- a couple of the little ones have taken to doing his hair but in pairs, so one side will be braided up with flowers and the other side will just be a literal knot. one big one. (she was having such a good time I couldn’t tell her not to!)

- chirrut is the better storyteller but baze will jump in with embellishments when he’s telling one. or he’ll just sit on the floor and become everyone’s favorite chair.

- he’ll seriously do anything to make sure they’re safe, and warm, and fed. Chirrut finally understands why his recklessness scares Baze so much, because now he sees the other rushing headlong into danger too

So I was on Facebook this morning and saw that someone saw one of my posts from my old Facebook page and woah.. lol, I never planned on making CC… The website was made just to showcase my favorite downloads of the week. And trust me.. nobody liked me then either. 😂


The Norwegian team of Ole Einar Bjoerndalen, Tarjei Boe, Johannes Thingnes Boe and Emil Hegle Svendsen matched their female counterparts by taking the Gold medal in the men’s relay ahead of Germany and Canada.