nobody knows them

  • Jane: That's your attempt at a proposal? Rushed into the last 3 minutes of an episode in which Emma hasn't even appeared at all?
  • Andrew & Dana: well...yes?
  • Jane: hahahahahahaha no, no, no. Not for Captain Swan, darlings. Nope. I'm undoing it & rewriting it. I'm giving them the build up and the full episode focus they deserve before such a big moment. I'm giving them a second proposal. Because they deserve that shit yo. Bye.

Shiro keeping a watchful eye (and wishing the dreams would stop chasing him so he could sleep too)

for the lovely, badass @kenjiandcompany cus she was hankering for a sleepy OT3 pile w/ a dash of feels

fandom blogs tag yourself

the basic: reblogs all kinds of fandom content, mostly gifs and fanart but produces their own content only rarely. has a reasonable amount of followers and friends but isnt popular. secretly has controversial opinions.

the professional: very organized, uses a complicated tagging system, often specializes in meta, gifsets or edits. they are respected but nobody actually knows anything about them??

the living shitpost: has a squad of similar people and all they do is create memes at 2AM. if you see a new fandom meme it probably came from these people. either has the default theme or changes their theme every other day.

the parent: has been in the fandom for a decade, is tired of the discourse and doesn’t keep up with new fandom jokes but is always friendly to new fans. always thinks the series was better in the Old Days.

the sinner: dont look at their blog when your parents are in the room. nuff said.

the writer: very text-heavy. posts are fics, roleplays, headcanons or asks. their writing is loved by everyone but somehow they still only get 6 notes on their posts.

the artist: produces nice fanart, probably sells it at cons or on their website. is poor and struggling and is actually a nice person. wants to take requests from people but doesnt have the time.

the discourse™: will fight anyone about anything.

The Fic Writer’s Beatitudes

Blessed are the readers, for theirs is the archive.

Blessed are the betas: for they help us write the stories we see in our hearts.
Blessed are they that kudo, for they reassure us that someone likes what we’ve done.
Blessed are the rebloggers and reccers, for they help the readers find our work.
Blessed are they which leave comments on a WIP that say something other than “write more please”: for they comfort us when we feel taken for granted.
Blessed are the commenters; for their words bring us joy.
Blessed are the loyal fans, for they keep the fandom alive.
Blessed are the fan artists, for they bring our worlds to life before our eyes.
Blessed are they which read an entire long fic and comment each chapter, for the string of comment notifications fills the writer’s heart with delight.
Blessed are ye, who rec our fics in public and tag us, for seeing that we made somebody squee is the light in our days.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad; for great is your reward in fandom.


Epic Santa and Badass Elves

Sneaking in some youtubers for a school project :’) more like just throwing them where i want because nobody is gonna know them.. i hope


a few klances and a klunk i never finished

What if Tobio went to Aobajousai instead…

Procrastinating on Wikipedia and found this...

So there’s a pretty long tradition in math of people coming up with problems they can’t solve, and talking to their friends, and realizing that nobody they know can solve them either, and then announcing to the world that you would get some sort of prize if someone could solve them. 

Usually the prize is a small amount of money.

Sometimes, if someone is really cocky, or the problem is known to be really hard, it’s a lot of money. 

And sometimes there’s Stanisław Mazur, who offered a live goose as a prize for finding a particularly pathological object (a Banach space for which some compact operator is not the limit of finite-rank operators). 

And then, Per Enflo did manage to find such an object. Today, there is photographic evidence that he did, in fact, receive his prize. Go look at that picture, and tell me that Enflo is not 100% pumped about his goose. The older Mazur, on the other hand, looks mostly like “WTF, this fool actually called my bluff”.

The signs as people you crush on

Aries - the one all your friends hate. The one that you obsess over

Taurus - the puppy dog. The sweetest person you know

Gemini - the one you know you’ll never be able to have, which makes you want them even more

Cancer - the romantic. Everything they say is so sweet and you just wanna cuddle them forever

Leo - the pretty boy/girl. They’re gorgeous. Everyone wants to be/be with them

Virgo - the shy one. You’ve never really talked before, you just admire them from afar

Libra - the goofball. They make you laugh, and you fall in love with their personality.

Scorpio - the mysterious one. nobody really knows anything about them because they keep their shit lowkey

Sagittarius - ms/mr popular. Being with them just makes you feel cool

Capricorn - the one who has their shit together. They’re outgoing and cool and everyone likes them.

Aquarius - the one who you can picture your future with. You can see yourself with them forever

Pisces - the fuckboy/girl. You can’t help but crush on them because they’re just so damn charming at first.

It makes sense

Authors note: I am trying so hard to get back into writing, but I am struggling… I’m sorry if this sucks, I honestly have no brain right now.

He’s one of the softest, grumpiest, adorable I’ll-tempered man, (baby), that walks the earth when he’s exhausted, even worse when he’s flying while miserable.

The whole time in the departure lounge he has been relatively calm, occasionally a little whiny, but other than that he has been calm and sleepy, keeping his arms crossed over his chest, his head leaning on your shoulder while you keep yourself occupied on your phone, doing what it takes to stop yourself from going stir shit crazy in the bloody airport. 

Keep reading

This was gonna be longer but then my spirit left my body and I managed to just do two panels. However I will make up for it with WORD DUMP, HERE WE GO.

So this is obviously after lance was attacked by the druid, who was chased off by Keith who was going after them like a crazed puppy, making Shiro chase after him to make sure he doesn’t get killed. Hunk stays behind to make sure Lance is alright, only to have to tell him he might actually be a furry now.

And basically this happens—

So everyone gets back to this ship and of course lance is scanned and checked out to see if he’s okay, which is when they found out he is now a Thunderin, and Lance is just like WTF IS THAT?!

Unfortunately all Coran can tell him is that they’re an extinct race and nobody knows much about them. So Pidge is like, dude, let’s just see what abilities you have through these crazy test I made up and cue shenanigans with Lance’s enhanced smell and hearing.

Then theres that one awkward moment when something pisses Lance off and he fucking growls like a literal cougar and Keith is like…HOLY SHIT THAT’S HOT.

the signs and why they're happy
  • aries: got to punch their ex in the face
  • taurus: free food
  • gemini: nobody knows
  • cancer: senpai noticed them
  • leo: got new designer clothes
  • virgo: got to relax for once
  • libra: they're always happy haha
  • scorpio: sweet r e v e n g e
  • sagittarius: because they can
  • capricorn: got to kill someone without feeling guilty
  • aquarius: what is happiness?
  • pisces: their ship came true

I’ve actually been working on Inktober things!! Sorry I’ve been pretty absent. Wasn’t gonna post them because they’re Wester AU themed since it seems to be what I’ve fallen into but I really kinda like these… eh.
These were drawn on 3 separate pieces of paper I just combined them since they’re in sequence. This is a bad dream Bane is having.
Yes, its slashy and gay and Bane is weepy and ooc but it’s sort of a dream…? can’t hide your emotions in a dream I guess?
Hope everyone else who’s doing Inktober is trudging along!
Sorry again it’s this pairing I know nobody is really into. Just scroll!!

OH and drew these all with a ball point pen, no pencil sketch which is why stuff is insanely off and sketchy.


So, hey, I have core OCs! The Reception core (teal) and the Demolitions core (orange). Also known as Alan and Demo. 

Alan was made to welcome people to the facility and basically be like, a tour guide of sorts? He’s programmed so he always sounds really cheerful and chipper and stuff, but he actually hates his job, and interacting with other people/robots, and most other things. He’s a little bit of a sarcastic jerk most of the time, the only core he really tolerates is Demo. 

Demo is supposed to… Explode things. So other things can be built. He’s really good at the ‘exploding things’ part, but not so much at the ‘building more things’ part. He’s a precious lovable doofus, and is also very prone to getting mildly broken in various ways. Because of the explosions. Nobody’s really sure how he hasn’t been blown to bits yet. He’s just really lucky, or maybe made out of some sort of super-metal or something. 

They’re like vitriolic best buds. Most of the vitriol is Alan’s fault. 

(Queueing this to post at some ungodly hour because I’m terrified that people won’t like my boys, si I better just make sure no one sees, thanks anxiety d(0v0;))