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Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series: part 3
  • A Court of Thorns and Roses: Author tells us it's a beauty and the beast retelling, we think she means the fairy tale, but she actually means the Disney movie.
  • Incarceron: The cake is a lie
  • Curse Workers: Wizard Mafia
  • The Bone Season: Ghost Mafia
  • Snow Like Ashes: Everybody hates winter.
  • An Ember in the Ashes: *points at characters* f*** you, f*** you, f*** you, precious cinnamon roll too good for this world, f*** you, how did nobody kill you yet, f*** you, f*** me, f*** you
  • The Wrath and the Dawn: Talk shit, get hit. Or dismembered. Depends who you're talking shit to.
  • Chronicles of Nick: A textbook is needed in order to keep up with the mythology.
  • Obsidian Mirror: Wait, if you're evil, and they're evil, and everybody wants the evil time machine...then who's flying the plane?
  • I Am Number Four: Oh none of us have this very useful power? Wait a chapter.
  • Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel: If their name is carved on an old rock somewhere in the world, they're in this series.
  • Monument 14: Somebody kept saying "what's the worst that could happen" and the universe decided to answer.
  • Graceling: Heterochromia=superpowers, caution advised.
  • Uglies: Somehow, a group of people decide that lobotomizing the population of an entire planet is a valid method for maintaining world piece.
  • Percy Jackson: Main character's catchphrase is "wait, what?" In his defense, it's often appropriate.
  • Hunger Games: Television censorship laws get some major revisions.
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But there will come a time, you’ll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
 

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