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What the SVTFOE Season 3 Premiere Event has Done to Our Sweet Children
  • Marco: Why be a knight when you can be a princess? At this point, calling her by she/her pronouns is horribly overdue.
  • Glossaryck: What's that, Lassie? Coming back from the dead gave your serious brain damage? Well, guess what? Nobody cares. You're just a cat now.
  • Pony Head: "Scent of a Hoodie" showed us that she can be funny. "Ponymonium" reminded us how she isn't.
  • Moon: "I'm not racist, I just allow an administration that perpetuates racism."
  • Jackie: [breakdances slowly] "What's wrong, buddy?"
  • Kelly: Jackie Part 2: Electric Rebound
  • Janna: Probably has five copies of the Necronomicon at this point.
  • Ludo: Exists
  • Magic High Commission: Hekapoo goes on and off again with Marco, Rhombulus is still a racist cop, and everyone mourns.
  • Rich Pigeon: Is every single picture from Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds at once.
  • Eclipsa: Continues to be everybody's new favorite.
  • Heinous: This is your brain. This is your brain on quintessence. Any questions?
  • Star: Got her shit together, got it all together and put it in a backpack, all her shit, so it's together. She had to take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know, she took it to the shit store and sold some of it, and put the rest in the shit museum. Doesn't matter what she did, she just got her shit together. She got her shit together.
  • Tom: ["Walking on Sunshine" plays on repeat for 10 hours straight]

Here’s my take on the Meet The Artist challenge.. meme… thing!

It’s incredibly messy, but hey so am I. I also put way more detail in this than I normally do. Particularly on my pins and my wallet.

Enjoy! 

Jet Wolf Summarizes Act 47

The manga and I kind of hate each other. This is unfortunate, but still, I’m determined to come out of this with something. Rather than spend energy on a liveblog that’s increasingly negative, I’m reading each manga act (mostly) silently, and then writing up summaries at the end. I won’t pull my punches. There’s going to be criticism and snark about the manga, either wholesale or in details. If that isn’t a thing you feel like reading, please skip this post!


Nearly fifty of these, I’ve done now. I must be approaching the end, and for that, I am truly grateful. Still, you’d think with all that experience behind me, I’d simply be inured to the manga by now. And yet. AND FUCKING YET.

We pick back up with Usagi and Mamoru plummeting out of the sky after having been all shot and stuff. When Usagi’s face starts melting, Minako has a true honest to god freakout

Which I’d almost have a feeling about if it seemed like Usagi gave even a fraction of the same level of fucks, but since Minako isn’t Mamoru, that isn’t allowed.

But what about them being shot at the end of last issue, you ask? EXCELLENT QUESTION TO WHICH I HOPE YOU DIDN’T WANT AN ANSWER. It doesn’t come up again, and it’s only in this second read-through that I think it was supposed to have been an nightmare illusion? Which was intended to ensnare everyone forever I think, BUT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SENSHI THEN HAD THE EXACT SAME GODDAMN NIGHTMARE

SEVEN INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE AND AMONG ALL OF THEM THERE IS NOT ONE THING ANY OF THEM FEAR MORE THAN WATCHING USAGI AND MAMORU DIE PLEASE PUNCH ME REPEATEDLY IN THE FACE UNTIL I EMBRACE SWEET OBLIVION

Cut to the cats, hanging out in Crown. Nobody cares about the cats, moving on.

TO MAMORU SMACKNG THE SHIT OUT OF MINAKO AND REI AND SOMEHOW NOT GETTING A FLAMING CHAIN THROUGH THE TORSO

Yes, gentle reader, it is Mamoru alone with the intestinal fortitude to break these mental shackles! This despite being routinely brainwashed by a box of Honey Smacks! And what is his go-to for saving all the others but to slap the shit out of them and save them from their own overblown ineffectual hysterics!

GIRL POWER

Mamoru then reminds everyone that they should be strong like him and help him protect the world, just in case you hadn’t QUITE lost every lunch you’d ever eaten in your lifetime. Inspired, Usagi remembers she’s the titular character, which in turn inspires the others.

By which I mean probably just Haruka, who takes the time to make sure we all know Usagi is the super specialist special person who gives her life meaning.

And gwooo was also there.

Not Michiru. Just gwooo.

Haruka’s feelings are so intense, she extends her secret telescopic arm to the horror of all and leads the Senshi in a bitchslap attack on Zirconia. Maybe it works? Maybe it doesn’t? I just watched Haruka develop an entire extra arm joint for no reason, I refuse to waste one more second of my life on this shit than is necessary. 

In the end, Usagi (just Usagi) winds up running through a mirror and confronts Nehellenia kind of. Hotaru and Chibs are there, I think, but they’re unconscious. No, they’re awake, No, they’re unconscious again. Things glowed! And shattered! And then shattered more! But not really! Maybe!

Meanwhile outside the mirror, Minako’s back to losing her shit again, and nobody is doing anything because they fucking can’t BREATHE unless Usagi’s within an eight foot radius I guess. I’m taking so much more appreciation for the girls in 124 right now, and if you think I’m not seriously considering marathoning the entire fucking anime once I’m done with the manga, you gravely underestimate me. (Group event? I’M LIKE 98% SERIOUS RIGHT NOW IF YOU’D LIKE TO POP IN AND OUT AT YOUR LEISURE OVER THE COURSE OF LIKE A WEEK WHILE I JUST FUCKING GLUT AND LIVESTREAM THE ENTIRE GODDAMN ANIME AS A SPECIAL POST-MANGA HEALING REWARD FOR MYSELF DON’T BE SHY.)

Anyway, all this sucks, except for this one amazing moment that I will clutch tight to my chest. Rei attacks the mirror with Flame Sniper! Minako uses Love and Beauty Shock! Ami tries Aqua Mirage! And Mako?

JUST UP AND FUCKING PUNCHES THE THING

AND IT WORKS

Even the manga can’t deny that Mako is all that is good in the world.

Maybe that kills her? Or not? Things shatter again and glow some more and then Usagi, Hotaru, and Chibs pop out of the mirror. Only everything else is still in darkness and ruin, leaving Usagi and Mamoru to simultaneously (OF FUCKING COURSE) conclude that Elysion is where all this shit is really going down. “We’re coming too!” the Senshi say, because if Usagi is out of regulation tetherball distance, they’ll just stand there and stare at each other blankly forever, and better death, honestly.

USAGI SAID FOR ABSOLUTELY NO RATIONAL OR LOGICAL REASON WHATSOFUCKING EVER

But then Chibs is all “But my horse boyfriend!” and Usagi’s like, “Mm, I see your point, okay,” and despite my best efforts, I find I am in fact still existing on this plane and reading the manga.

They all go then, because life is like Skyrim and once you know a place exists, you can just fast travel there whenever you want. It looks like Pegasus is dead! WE CAN ONLY FUCKING HOPE. Nehellenia’s not, though, because apparently there are still a few more chapters we can excruciatingly drag out of all this.

Maybe *I* was shot in the beginning and this is my nightmare. Come on, face, melt! Melt, god damn you!

RFA+Saeran & V as Teachers (Pt. 3)

Jaehee: 

{Career Advisor}

  • is the nicest, most hardworking teacher alive
  • tries her best to help every student find a career they’ll love
  • goes out of her way to arrange job experience opportunities that suit the students goals/dreams
  • encourages students to do extracurricular activities that satisfy their interests and adds to their resume
  • ensures that all students know about employment laws and work safety because ain’t nobody taking care of cats after office hours for their boss under her watch
  • needs a cup of coffee brewed by MC every morning 
  • students give her coffee related gifts during the holidays because SHE’S JUST SO DAMN AMAZING
  • also school’s coffee club administrator 

(Stay tuned for Teacher Jumin :))

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There have to be OTPs like this...
  • Person A: So I finally bought the Zen Garden expansion, but I have just enough gold fish leftover to get either the Cardboard Cafe or the Cat Metropolis, which is essentially deciding between getting Sassy Fran or Bob the Cat first. Although, I guess I could in theory do the Gold Fish Exchange and get both...
  • Person B: Nobody cares about your fucking cat game, please shut up.