izzy. izzy your mbmbam cycle tags. bad advice show featuring henry and blue and noah and sometimes gansey. izzy i'm dying this is the best thing to ever happen.
let me…. reiterate and elaborate… because i can’t stop thinkin about this….
henry blue and noah with a comedy advice podcast:
henry: extremely calm about Absurd things, extremely Absurd about Nothing things. advice is usually either “OWN IT, THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW” or “you have to leave the country say goodbye to your loved ones.” frequently cracks himself up. definitely hosts haunted doll watch. (some of the dolls are dream dolls they know in real life and they’re super duper creepy.)
blue: the most helpful of the group, often detouring into social justice rants. it’s almost impossible to tell when she’s kidding and when she’s serious and her jokes strike hard as hell because she’s best at controlling her laughter. she’s in charge of yahoo answers, although henry and noah collaborate on making up nicknames for frequent submitters!
noah: hiccup-laughing in the entire goddamn time, barely able to finish a thought without dissolving. his advice is heartfelt but Horrible and no one should Ever follow it, but he tries his best. gets every pop culture reference as long as it’s at least 10 years out of date. frequently sings, much to everyone’s auditory discomfort. he’s in charge of munch squad and sadlibs.
gansey: reoccurring special guestspert! here to liven it up every so often. his whole Thing is dad jokes and fun facts, and he’s a fan favorite. :’) blue and henry sometimes tease him, but noah always comes to his defense, and it’s all in good fun!!
The thing I love most about Valentine’s Day (perhaps the only thing I love about it) is making cheesy YA novel valentines. This year’s batch is Raven Cycle themed! Tired of chocolates and flowers? Why not treat yourself to a book about deadly kisses! <3
“Ronan, stop nO YOU CANNOT BUY 50 MAC AND CHEESE BOXES ADAM IS GOING AWAY FOR 3 DAYS NOT 4 YEARS”
“Exsuse me I lost my daughter, Blue can I make an announcement?” “yeah sure” “goodbye you little shit, this is what you get for not letting me buy my Mac & cheese”
“Gansey slow down you’re going to get us killed” “I died twice and came back both times don’t tell me what to do Adam”
“Gansey you’re late”
“A Gansey is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to”
“I slept through my alarm“
Ronan blasting 22 by Taylor swift when he turns 22 and everybody just looks at him like????? Ronan Lynch knows other songs than Irish and metal songs????
Ronan: “Gansey Can you please pass the salt?” “Can you pass your classes?”
“My goal in life is not be the best but inspire people to try their hardest and make better choices in life” “Adam you say that everytime I beat you in UNO” “Oh look at me I’m Blue and I’m the best in UNO and i don’t give my friends any chances to get the sense of acomplishment at least once in their life ” “Adam shut up”
Gansey wishing for Noah back every birthday before blowing out his candles
The gangsey and everybody in 300 Fox way gathering in Persephone’s death anniversary, knitting and baking her favourite pies and cakes.
”Somewhere along the way, during this hunt for Glendower, he’d forgotten to notice how much magic there was in the world. How much magic that wasn’t just buried in a tomb. He was feeling it now.” ― The Raven King
•so Ronan left the barns and hopped in his car late at night out of habit cause that’s what he does when he can’t sleep
•as he’s driving, he thinks of Adam and how much he misses him and he just kinda ends up on the freeway, headed towards Adam’s college
•so it’s like midnight and he’s in Adam’s college town and he’s like “fuck it, I’m visiting my boyfriend right now, I haven’t seen him in three months, and I’m done waiting”
•but he knows how Adam overworks himself and ends up dead tired 24/7 so he stops for coffee first
•he pulls into the parking lot of Adam’s dorm building and immediately finds his room (he will never admit it, but he has the room number memorized, what a nerd)
•so he knocks and waits and finally Adam opens the door super hella fast and he’s wearing the classic coca cola t-shirt and blue pajama pants and his hair is perfectly mussed and his eyes are electric, even in the dim light, and Ronan doesn’t say a single thing because he’s lost in those eyes
•And Adam has the absolute most annoyed expression on his face and says super sternly “Ronan Lynch, it is too fucking early for this, and I have class in a few hours, let me sleep.” (Cause at this point it’s like 1:30 or something, idk, and he’s sleep deprived and it doesn’t register) and he shuts the door
•Ronan is kinda shocked for a minute so he just kinda sets the coffee down next to the door mat when he hears, muffled, through the door “wAIT THAT’S RONAN LYNCH”
•and Adam flings the door open even more hella fast than the first time and the door hits the wall really loud and he full on jumps on Ronan and wraps his arms around his neck and his legs around his waist and just clings on tight for a few moments and then just pulls back to look at Ronan’s face and then tries to kiss him but can’t cause he’s smiling too much for kissing to actually work
•and the whole ordeal was really loud so kids start peeking their heads out from behind their doors
•and Adam and Ronan both notice this but they’re too busy kissing to actually give a fuck
•also, Ronan is still holding Adam so he’s off the ground and it’s kinda top heavy so Ronan spills the coffee at some point
•bonus: Adam’s room mate comes up from behind the pair to walk out of the room to tell a kid across the hall “this is the angry-gay-Irish-catholic-tattooed-street-racing-farmer-dad boyfriend of his I told you about” and the other kid is like “oh wow he actually exists”
My biggest TRC wish is for the whole gang to make fun of Gansey. Next time he walks in they’ll be holding a wake for him and then act all terrified when they see him as if there wasn’t already a ghost among them.