Polish langblr accent challenge

@filoglossia tagged me in this, thank youu! Also thanks to @muffinekjagodowy for helping me translate some questions, if smth sounds wrong it’s because I didn’t ask lol. Feel free to correct me or give some advice.

These are the questions in English:

  • What’s your name?
  • How old are you?
  • Where are you from?
  • What is/are your native language(s)?
  • When and why did you start learning your target language?
  • Have you ever been to a country where your target language is spoken?
  • Have you ever been mistaken for a native speaker of your target language?
  • What is your favorite word in your target language?
  • What is, in your opinion, the most difficult word to pronounce in your target language?
  • Do a tongue-twister in your target language.

I tag anyone who wants to do this cause I feel like most ppl i’d tag wouldn’t lol

  • Baz: im a fucking vampire that can bite your neck and literally suck all of the blood out of your weak mortal body
  • Baz: im an edgelord like dont fucking touch me im so edged i would fucking cut you
  • Baz: the only thing darker than my hair is my fucking soul because its so dark and full of death
  • Baz: you cant break whats already broken because im dead
  • Baz: i feel noth-
  • Simon: *stuffs a little too much food in his mouth*
  • Baz: oh my god he's a baby squirrel that needs my love and affection . also i need to pet his fluffy hair because squirrel

I keep seeing Larries being bitter af that Louis said that Always You is about Eleanor. I’ve seen shit like this a lot:

‘Lol always you, except when I cheated on you, got another girl pregnant and dated another woman. okay’

Like fuck off. Even Louis said that,and I quote, “Always You and it’s kind of about my story of travelling the world and just being a f*****g idiot and going, ‘Of course it was always you’.”

Like you never heard pf people breaking up for a while and getting back together before? Crazy I know. This doesn’t make Louis a bad guy,no matter how much you want him to be just because he said AY is about Eleanor and not Harry. This means that Louis and Eleanor needed a break to figure stuff out and yeah a lot of shit went down in those two years but that’s life. Louis’ grown and learned from all that, why are you constantly shitting on your supposed fave for making mistakes, acknowledging them and learning and growing from them? It’s what we’re all supposed to do

anonymous asked:

"It's been a while hat rack." His face was scruffy, but his hair was still neatly shaggy over his ears. The earth is silent except for the bottle of vodka tipping over as small gulping sounds are heard from a man too empty at this point to properly tie his bandages. "You know, it's a real ass move to make me suffer. I know I left without saying anything, but you had no excuse to do this." Dazai's lips fumbled a bit as he puts an arm around the shlukfer of the stone slab. "Dying is my forte."

At first I thought this was smut, but then I realized you were trying to make me cry. Great writing though.