no...shame

a chubby sirius part ii because my nine year old cousin sent me down a spiral of body shame (part i)

  • chubby sirius who rested books on his belly  so he could read while lying down without having to worry about his nose breaking because a hardback fell on it
  • chubby sirius who caught everything that he dropped while he was sitting (who needs a thigh gap when you can have chubby thighs perfect for catching pens and chocolate pieces)
  • chubby sirius who loved the way his thighs jiggled when he wore tight shorts and went up the stairs
  • chubby sirius who smirked every time he caught remus staring at his legs and biting his lip when he ran up the aforementioned stairs 
  • chubby sirius who charmed all the rings in the jewellery store to be the size of bangles because “it’s not my fault they don’t realise not everyone has just-bone fingers and let’s be real these are just as impractical”
  • chubby sirius who pinched his stomach rolls to ground himself when yet another one of malfoy’s little lackeys teased him about his weight
  • chubby sirius who loved the way his face fat accumulated on his cheekbones to make him look even more like a greek god (remus loved it too *wink wink nudge nudge*)
  • chubby sirius who along with lily plastered every advertisement that claimed to make you look thinner and thus more conventionally attractive with pictures of his and lily’s faces with their tongues out and eyeliner on fleek
  • chubby sirius who felt most comfortable in crop tops and absolutely rocked them
  • chubby sirius who loved himself and didn’t let any judgemental idiot change that

The time has come for me to be more proactive about the countdown. I want to ensure that it is accurate and to do that, from today on, I will be posting much earlier in the day each day (morning for California) vs. what I had been doing which was at night (the next day for most of my fans around the world).

And because I missed yesterday…

…you’ll be getting two posts today, then the new approach will begin in ~18 hours!

Today’s (meaning for Fri, 7/29) art, entitled “Vader’s Journey” is by Dennis Houwers from Amsterdam. 

665 Days until the Han Solo Movie

504 Days until Episode VIII

and

ONE

HUNDRED

FORTY

DAYS

UNTIL

ROGUE ONE!!!

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Pass or fail
They say that neurodiverse people pass if they aren’t identifiable as autistic or on the spectrum. I have spent my whole life passing and…
By Heidi Turner

Quote from “Pass or fail” by Heidi Turner.


They say that neurodiverse people pass if they aren’t identifiable as autistic or on the spectrum. I have spent my whole life passing and failing. Like 100,000 tiny exams, each and every day.

Holding my breath, watching those around me, trying to pick up cues for whatever circumstance I have found myself in. Sometimes it’s flying colours, many times I fail. I have broken some undefinable rules that everyone else seems to know and I never got the manual.

I honestly have spent my whole life searching for that damn manual. Pass or fail. Either way I lose. Passing is so exhausting that I come home so burned out, frazzled, sure I have blown it somehow, rerunning every episode and interaction back and forth in my brain like a VHS security tape trying to see where I need to apologize, what mess I need to clean up, how have I embarrassed myself unknowingly. Every single time.

what it's like to play ovw with me
  • me:nO S HIT
  • me:FUCK MY ASS
  • me:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!1!1111!
  • me:DON'T WORRY KIDS DAD IS HERE!
  • me:DAD DOWN! DAD DOWN!
  • me:I AM OFFENDED REYES HOW COULD YOU
  • me://GOES STRAIGHT TO THE OTHER TEAM'S DOOR TO SAY HELLO
  • me://GOES TO ANOTHER TEAM MATE && REPEATS HELLO/CROUCHES/JUMPS BACK AND FORTH W/ THEM
  • me:NO NO NO NO NON ONONOOO
  • me:SHOT 'EM RIGHT IN THE ASS
  • me:YOU DIRTY BITCH
  • me:WHAT THE FUCK???????????????????????????????
  • me://long hard staring
  • me:.....................................
  • me:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! 1!!! ! !! !!!!!!!
  • me:look at dat ass
  • me:DAD POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • me:TO VICTORY MY CHILDREN!!
  • me:MOM HELP!!!!!!!
  • me:YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED!
  • me:STOP FIGHTING && BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER

anonymous asked:

so uhh whats your kinkiest sex story?

I feel like I never really do anything THAT weird tbh. It’s mostly just a lot of the like boring entry level kinda bdsm stuff that cishets always think is so edgy.

I don’t know.

One time I gave a girl a handjob in her garage while the door was open and people were walking by. Then later that day I found out that she was a virgin and that was her first time really doing stuff. Though I feel like that’s less kinky and more just a neat anecdote.

I’ve also been with a lot of people that were really into age play or like incest role play and I’m a pretty accommodating partner so… Pretty sure a lot of people wouldn’t want me sharing names or even details though.