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anonymous asked:

Hi there! Share what you're reading? Go to your AO3 history and see if there's anything you've read recently that you've liked. Left kudos? Left a comment? Awesome! Now go the last step and give us a rec! (Tag the author if you can!) Then pass it on!

Alright friends, it’s time for some fic recs. 99% of the most recent ones are Johnlock, so here we go:

Carry On by Mazarin221b (5k)
A 5+1. Five times John didn’t want to be carried (getting injured, getting shot,…) and one time he did (you can imagine). Him and Sherlock getting together is very sweet.

the napoleon by darcylindbergh (25k)
Halloween, 1989: John and Sherlock both have big plans for the night, but some serial killers have the worst possible timing. They get together after heaps of miscommunication in the middle of the case. The following sex is GORGEOUS.

Chemical bonds by weeesi (4.5k)
Sherlock is high on pain killers and proposes sex. John believes it’s the drugs talking. Hilarious and very sweet.

Iris by slashscribe (12k)
Parentlock. John moves back in with his baby. Sherlock is hesitant towards her because he’s afraid of overstepping, but he adjusts to her and loves her because she’s John’s. When John asks him why, they finally talk and kiss. Very beautiful, happy ending.

Spare Change by Ermerness (52k)
Sherlock is a super rich prat and supposed to get married to another rich prat. He meets John, though, and they move in together while secretly pining for each other. They have sex under the pretence of ‘preparing Sherlock for his wedding night’ and realise how well they fit together… Super entertaining.

The Wisteria Tree by @silentauroriamthereal (30k)
AKA the one that made me cry on my birthday. They were happy tears, though.  Sherlock wakes up from a month-long coma only to discover that he has no memory of the previous six years during which he and John were already together. A lot of relearning and adjusting. And a perfect ending.

The repeated image by Teatrolley (20k)
Sherlock keeps getting reborn and keeps finding John in each of his lives. Sometimes he tells him. Very beautiful and emotional. 

The Things Love Can Do by Teatrolley (38k)
Teenlock. The Way He Looks AU. Sherlock is blind. John is the new guy at school. A lot of things happen when you’re young and falling in love… I was practically sobbing into my pillow by the end of this. Hopeful and encouraging ending.

The Measure of a Gentleman by i_ship_an_armada (68k)
Pride and Prejudice Fusion. I haven’t yet managed to finish P&P, but I read this in one go.

A Waste of Breath by Chryse (95.5k)
This gets very dark. Sherlock enters an abusive relationship with Moran, who turns out to be even worse of a person than you initially think. John is helpless. By the end they finally talk and defeat Moran together. Happy ending.

The Ground Beneath Your Feet by Chryse (69k)
Sherlock is injured and traumatised after his time away. After a few months of recovery he agrees to meet John, and so they start meeting up every week until they finally get together. Sherlock recovers more and more. Their love is so tangible in this one.

Big Brother Is Watching You by flawedamythyst (6k)
Sherlock and John enter the Big Brother house. Hilarious.

Baseball by earlgreytea68 (146k)
What it says on the tin. Every time I think I can’t possibly enjoy a sports AU, some amazing author proves me wrong.

Among the Secret Things by Kate_Lear (33.5k)
John has amnesia and thinks they were together. Sherlock doesn’t correct him, but he feels terrible about lying. The angst in this killed me, but their relationship is so pure.

BONUS:

Cryptology by JaneTurene (27k) Holmes/Watson ACD Canon fic
Watson makes a sacrifice to save himself and Holmes, but the consequences are more varied and far-reaching than anyone could have suspected. Heartbreaking and beautiful. Happy ending.

At Least There’s The Football by sheffiesharpe (179k) Mystrade
Epic story of Lestrade and Mycroft’s lives, their getting together and being together and everything that’s going on around them.

I’m in serious debt and I need help.

I didn’t want to do something like this on my blog, but I’m in a bad financial situation and I need help from others.

As some of you know, I had to have two surgeries this year (one in August and one in September) to correct some digestive problems I had been having (including the removal of a polyp that had potential to become cancerous). In the wake of these surgeries I have racked up about $3,000 in medical debt. 

I’ve done the best I can to pay off these expenses on my own, but I realize that I can’t anymore. All of the health providers I owe want no less than $50 - $60 a month, and considering that there are about five different doctors/surgeons I owe money to, that equals a lot of money I’m having to expend out of what’s left of my savings every month.

I don’t start on my new job until January 9th, and until then money is going to be extremely tight. In addition to all of these medical expenses I also have rent ($650/month total), utility bills (around $300), and a credit statement ($1,600) to pay off. I straight-up don’t have the money to do it. That’s the truth. I’ve already had two medical debts enter into collections and I can’t afford for this to happen again.

If any of my followers/readers or just a good Samaritan out there on the ‘net wants to do something nice for me this Christmas, please donate to my PayPal account here:

PayPal.Me/leperwitch

All of the money donated will go straight towards paying off my medical debts. I will even provide receipts on this blog as proof. As mentioned, I hate asking for help, but I’m in over my head and I can’t dig my way out anymore.

Thanks for any help you can give ahead of time.

anonymous asked:

Why aren't you letting go of the tloo related URL's? Like you have a new URL and you hardly post about them. For new fans of tloo i'ts really rude to horde up all the URL's esp if your hardly into the fandom, you pretty much moved on.

Oh man, am I being rude?? damn, u got me there, anon, now I’m really likely to give you those urls, thank you for opening my eyes to my improper ways

So I’m watching Hairspray live with my younger cousins and my little cousin asked me why the black kids had to dance one side and the white kids on the other side (she literally said that’s racist!“). When I said “well that’s how America used to be in the 1950s” she had the saddest face I’ve ever seen and I honestly felt terrible. Like she’s 9 and doesn’t really know or realize how real integration was.

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Legolas reports back to his father.

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If someone tells me that it’s wrong to hope, I’ll tell them they’re wrong every time.

frisk control yourself please 

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The Hobbit in Gifs: Bard & Family

Are we going to die, da? No, darling.

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“Oh my my my my.” Taylor Swift Art Challenge - Mary’s Song (Oh My My My)

percyondemand requested Jercy for this one and I had to get real creative, so pretend like everyone’s got instagram. It was impossible for me not to use the dads line.

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female character challenge: two mother/daughter relationships [1 / 2]
↳ Elinor and Merida, Brave

You’ve always been there for me. You’ve never given up on me. I just want you back. I want you back, Mummy. I love you.

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new perspective // panic! at the disco

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jian + kisses

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All together now

The people that call themselves the clique, in a sense Josh and I believe in that group of people and call ourselves one of them…what I love is that I get to look out there and see people from all walks of life and realize that this “clique,” maybe the word rubs you the wrong way, like its supposed to be inclusive but i don’t think that’s what it’s become…I think our fans do an amazing job with involving the people who are just now hearing about and I’m, I’m proud of them
—  Tyler Joseph on the clique (x)
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Wilson Fisk & James Wesley + text posts