Went to buy something at Hobby Lobby yesterday and all the boxes were missing their price tags, so I had to take one up to the cashier when I went to pay and wait an eon for a price check.

While waiting I mentioned that the fact that someone had gone and taken off all the price tags was “Some chaotic neutral nonsense.”

The girl gave a polite laugh at first to let me know she was listening, waited about 10 seconds, and then suddenly cackled loudly.

We spent the rest of the wait time talking about D&D.

anonymous asked:

20 brazilian dollars are 5 euros we play double the price they should stfu

Am i getting this wrong or? Because if i’m not, yikes. I didn’t quite understand the ask, but if you’re attacking brazil, you’re wrong.
You can’t only look at price tags. Even euros vary from country to country. People from other countries lose their minds when they come to portugal because “everything is so cheap”, but for us it isn’t, because we don’t earn that much money during a month and everything goes to pay the bills. But we do lose our minds when we go to spain… Yet spain thinks stuff is expensive too there, while we don’t. Are you getting the differences between every country? It’s not the price tag, it’s what it costs to earn and what stuff you can spend it.
In a country where money is already a problem for a lot of people, even 20R$ is a lot. It doesn’t matter if it’s just “5 euros” you can’t look at it that way. Everything is expensive in that country, do you think people have 5 euros to give for a game? When you’re struggling, even having 2 euros sucks. I know that, because rn it’s the only money my family has until we get payed. And we didn’t buy anything for ourselves! Just food and bills. Clothing? Nah. Objects? Nah. Food and bills? Yes. That’s how my parents 600 monthly euros were gone, and after paying the bills at the start of the month we only have 100-200 euros left. Imagine this in Brazil. Stuff is already expensive, do you think at the end of the month you’ll have 5 euros?
Again, don’t look at the price tag. Look at the countrie’s condition and what it takes to have those “20 brazilian dollars is 5 euros”.
If i got this wrong, i’m sorry.

Venus Signs as Girls

Aries Venus: Raunchy Girl

she knows what she wants and how to get it. she gets sprung up easily and has high sexual energy to keep the others interested. she likes blowing shit up and staying in control. however, she loses interest fast. trying to keep her on her toes is near impossible unless u can match her energy. she knows how to get others riled up, some call her a major tease. she will keep your head spinning.

Taurus Venus: Expensive Girl

she comes with a price and u need to be willing to deal with her. she can be relentless. she doesn’t budge for anyone and her tastes always come with a heavy price tag! she wants glamour, chocolates, ur honesty and comfort. she doesnt deal with unpredictability well. she wants to be able to read you and solidify a long lasting romance. her features are so captivating its hard not to be attracted to her. expect her in silks and w/ glossy lips.

Gemini Venus: Cool Girl

she enters with style and quickness. she entices you with one conversation. she has stories in the back of her pockets and she is very airy. she might spread love in platonic ways but she still struggles with finding who she is esp in relationships so she usually retreats back to loneliness. all she wants is someone who can lead the unexpected and talk endless convos with. she is into art, music and the adrenaline.

Cancer Venus: Ethereal Girl

her large eyes will provoke your vulnerability. she wants to care for you, to understand u better but she also wants ur warmth. she is delicate and its hard for her to move on once the relationship has ended. she is used to loneliness so she tries not to be too much but it never works out. she shows her affection in various and noticeable ways such as cooking, having intimate conversations and gifts.

Leo Venus: Stargirl

her presence is magnetic. she has a big heart and gold aura that it’s hard for people to resist her. she likes to showcase her talents, her creativity, and to be applauded. yes, she loves an audience! she wants partners that appreciate her and that she can spoil. reciprocation is key for her. she likes public romances and strive to be that “it” couple.

Virgo Venus: Untouchable Girl

its hard to capture the heart of the venus virgo. she expects too much from others and not enough from herself. she gets sprung out easily and she tries to conceal it but it always ends in frantic cries. she is put together for the most part. sleek style. likes to insert control of all areas in her life. she may run lovers away because of her strict ways. she is constantly learning to accommodate for others. once she finds the perfect partner, she will give part of herself to them. she is a healer, an oracle, a treasure

Libra Venus: Party Girl

she loves glam and the fluorescent lights. she idealizes love to the point she loses herself. she wants to be your muse. your dream girl. but she may find it hard to stay in relationships bc her airy nature always comes to haunt her. she lives for the party atmosphere, to dance freely and converse over some cocktails. she may adorn herself with diamonds and a sleek slip dress.

Scorpio Venus: Mystique Girl

she offers a strange vibe that u need to know more. she reveals nothing but keeps your mind wanting all of her. she needs ur loyalty and ur trust. she seems a bit off putting bc she is scared. she must not lose you. she can be really daring but also grounded. if she cries, you will definitely hear her. she lingers in the room, maybe to the sidelines but your eyes somehow will always drift to her. she’s intoxicating. you just need to know more

Sagittarius Venus: Hell Girl

she isnt demonic but she can be hard to figure out. she is here for the fun, for the scenery, for the company. she loses interest quick because no one can seem to measure up to her expansive vision. she likes to be wild, to let loose, to scream, to hook up. she cannot be tamed. her beliefs are important to her and she can be a bit full of herself but it’s all for good measure. she always gets the last word and never tell her she is wrong. you won’t hear the end of it

Capricorn Venus: Ice Girl

she is cold to the bone but its bc she doesnt amuse romance well. she wants the power and triumph of love. if you have high status u will appeal to her well. she is reserved, calculating and enjoys getting her way. she feels like she can be too much for people so she reserves her insecurities. she may treat your romance like a business but its bc that is what she does best. once she finds the right partner, it is hard for her to leave and she will need their trust in order for her to come forward of her problems. she can easily be tense but she hides it with her wealth. she may splurge in alcohol to keep her rested.

Aquarius Venus: Electric Girl

She will literally make ur head spin and keep you on your toes. u cant tie her down. she sleeps around to fill some void and bc she lives for the ride of it. She has really pecuilar interests and she makes u look twice at her bc of her striking appearance. she loves color and music, other times she loves to tap into dark energy. she isnt consistent and if u want her attention u have to keep it.

Pisces Venus: Pixie Girl

she wants to lose herself in romance, to hold her partner’s hand with softness and relish in her fairytale. she has a delicate heart and when it shatters, she withdrawals. she becomes vacant. those glowy eyes turn to black. but she often doesn’t get to this point. her wishful thinking is what gets her in trouble. she is easily manipulated, taken for granted by people with bad intentions. she enjoys art, symphonies, and vulnerability

7 Secret for Maintaining your Motivation

1. Grasp that it’s YOUR life, and no-one else’s life.

2. Decide to “live on purpose”.

3. Recognise that achievement has a price tag attached to it – and decide you’ll pay that price.

4. Work on constantly maintaining your focus.

5. Chose a skill or a field and become competent, or an expert, in that area.

6. Find other people who will hold you to your goals – and will

7. Consciously notice the progress you are making, and remind yourself “it’s worth it” as you’re further on the path.

Imagine you’re marrying Loki, and you’re looking for your wedding dress.  Before you could tell the salesgirl that you don’t want to spend too, too much money, your mother and your aunt open their big mouths and tell her that you have no need to look at price tags.

You’re horrified that they’ve done that, but they don’t understand why you feel that way.

“He’s a God, isn’t he?  Do you think he has to pinch pennies?!” your mother, who is always the picture of class, says at top volume, such that you can feel everyone in the salon looking at you.

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The Secret Book Club Part 5

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Content/Warnings: Fluff, sexy-time-that-isn’t-quite-sexy-time-yet, flirting

Words: 3122


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Part seven (NSFW)

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Breaking the Rules - part 3

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary:  Modern!AU You hate James Barnes with a burning passion and the feeling is entirely mutual. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, you are tricked into attending his sister’s wedding as his girlfriend. Stuck with a bunch of strangers, you come up with a set of rules that are not going to last long.

Word Count:2,157

Warnings: the usual +  Mention of Cheating, Mention of Emotionally Abusive Relationship

A/N: I hope you enjoy this chapter, lovelies!

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You woke up with a start, unsure where you were. The distant sound of laughter filled the room and you rolled to your side, groaning. The light filtering through the curtains was bright enough to see by, but your eyes were still blurry from sleep.

“It’s barely seven!” Bucky groaned.

His head appeared just above the mattress as he sat up from the floor. He was at eye level with you and yawned widely, not bothering to cover his mouth. You buried your face into the pillow, mumbling something about morning breath.

“So this is what you look like in the morning,” he said, stretching his back. “Interesting.”

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As long as the sun shines, the rivers flow, and the grass grows…

Chief Crowfoot’s words on the value of our land:

The story is told that on that occasion the white man spread many one-dollar bills on the ground and said, “this is what the white man trades with; this is his buffalo robe. Just as you trade skins, we trade with these pieces of paper.” When the white man had laid all his money on the ground and had shown how much he would give if the Indians would sign a treaty, Crowfoot took a handful of clay, made a ball out of it and put it on the fire and cooked it. It did not crack. Then he said to the white man, “Now put your money on the fire and see if it will last as long as the clay.” The white man said, “No….my money will burn because it is made of paper”. With an amused gleam in his eyes the old chief said, “Oh your money is not as good as our land, is it? The wind will blow it away; the fire will burn it; water will rot it. Nothing will destroy our land. You don’t make a very good trade.”
Then with a smile, Crowfoot picked up a handful of sand from the river bank, handed it to the white man and said, “You count the grains of sand in that while I count the money you give for the land”. The white man said, “I would not live long enough to count this, but you can count the money in a few minutes”. “Very well”, said the wise Crowfoot, “our land is more valuable then your money. It will last forever. It will not perish as long as the sun shines and the water flows, and through all the years it will give life to men and animals, and therefore we cannot sell the land. It was put there by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not really belong to us. You can count your money and burn it with a nod of a buffalo’s head, but only the Great Spirit can count the grains of sand and the blades of grass on these plains. As a present we will give you anything you can take with you, but we cannot give you the land.”

When will people ever learn? The Creator gave us our land as a blessing and a precious gift and to take care of it. It’s so special that my ancestors saw this coming and made it a priority to ensure the safety of the land and sacred landmarks. Generations later and we’re still repeating ourselves. Yet people are lead by greed, power, and money. There are other ways, and this shouldn’t be happening, but for them it’s all about the price tag..

Extremely insane tips to appear ridiculously ✨Classy✨.

♠️Never EVER touch food. // potassium low? Need that banana? Grab a plate, knife & fork. Leave the banana peel on, slice the entire banana into small round discs. Individually unwrap each round with the utensils before eating it off the fork. carry this into every meal.

♣️Never touch your phone to your face. // first, ew germs. Use headphones, wireless preferred. Find yourself with out? Well you better use speaker phone. It is classier to air your friends dirty laundry to the entire Saks 5th ave than to touch that germ-infested-metal-cancer-tool to your face.

♠️You do not menstrate, you have never felt a cramp in your life. // should you for some reason ever have to explain a crimson tide this is how you do it. “Sweetness I’m so sorry to cancel but I believe I am coming down with something. I am quite warm and a bit swollen. I wouldn’t normally cancel but I think it is serious, it may be a few days before I recover. 4-7 atleast. I’m sure you’ll understand. Kisses.” This works for work, dates, friends, and arrangements.

♣️Never throw anything over your shoulder. // owning a designer bag does not make you classy. But how you hold it can. Always hold bags from the straps. Fingers to straps, let it hang but NEVER hit the floor.

♠️Never ask the price of anything. // you know the saying, “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it”. Well that’s true! If you must know, discretely look at the tag. If you happen upon a high end store with out price tags you betta google that shit on your phone before you hit the register honey.

♣️There is no “bathroom”. There is no “rest room”. // the only place you are ever looking for is the ‘Ladies’, the ‘Powder Room’, or the 'Loo’. Even if you are desperate for a release at walmart, go to the Looooo.

♠️You are no longer attracted to flat water. // partched? Thirsty? If I catch you sipping that flat water any where other than the shoe room of your own home.. Anyway, you are only partched for bubbles; Pelligrino, Voss, Saratoga water etc. going to the gym? Grab pelligrino first.

♣️When ordering food, delicately exaggerate. // “I’d like the chilled Caesar salad dusted in parmesan. Oh and can you remove the crisp toast?” Aka croutons. Also try “I’ll have the number trois (french) the layered sand which with beef combination” aka burger combo # 3.

♠️Just have your god damn groceries delivered. // classy does not “schlep” things around especially not grocery bags. If you must, ask someone to carry them for you with that *sparkle* in the eye.

♣️Speak in whisper tones. // think Marilyn Monroe. A classy woman never yells. If you respond back to everyone in a softer tone it makes them meet you at your level. This ones not funny. I’m actually serious y'all lol.

💋💋do this and everyone will believe you to be some sort of classy goddess..