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Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir won the ISU Grand Prix Final for the first time despite five previous showings. In the Short Dance they scored an 80.50, becoming the first ice dancers to break eighty and surpassing their own world record set earlier this season. In the Free Dance they received nine level 10′s from the judges and a new season’s/personal best score of 116.72. Their combined total of 197.22 is a new world record combined score and they broke their historical record of silver medal finishes. Congratulations Tessa and Scott, and welcome back.

Imagine Living Like A King Someday

prompt: Phil is a boarding school student, and he has pretty much everything. His dad owns the school, he’s pretty popular, has the best room, gets all the best treatment – he’s the King. Dan is a cleaner/phil’s personal maid there, and he isn’t as lucky. Some students are assholes to Dan, including Phil at first.

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Thank you all so so much for your consistent patience with this. College work (and a hell of a lot of it) has unfortunately become my priority right now what with university just around the corner and subsequently I haven’t updated it nearly as regularly as I would have liked to, but you guys have been so supportive and understanding and I really cannot thank you enough for that. I’ve missed this and I’ve missed you. Here’s to more regular updates in the future <3

(sidenote I’m sorry if this seems a lil wooden I haven’t written this in literal months so it might take a while for me to adjust to the story and the prose again so pls bear with me)

OK emo words over let’s fuckin DO this cue emo dan and a Lot of tension and also dishonesty because phil’s a fucking idiot

warnings; mentions of violence, smoking

Twenty-one

Phil’s been on edge all week. He can’t remember the last time he relaxed.

Every day, every hour right from the second his eyes flutter open to the sound of his morning alarm, is spent with a thudding heart and searching eyes. Even when he’s sleeping he’s tense – his dreams have spiralled into a whirlwind of almost nightmares, technicolour episodes crashing into the other in colourful sparks and bursts that end in cold sweats and aching muscles and whisperings from the boy only centimetres away from him. And it’s stupid because Phil should be the one comforting him after a bad night (and he still tries his best nonetheless), but he can’t deny there’s nothing quite like the feeling of Dan’s gentle lips on his forehead at four a.m., the sound of his voice whispering reassurances with his arms draped over Phil’s waist like a protective shield.

He hasn’t seen Liam since he grabbed at any excuse and all but ran out of Noah’s room upon his discovery that no, Phil doesn’t still have a tag, and he’s scared. He’s so fucking scared.

And yeah, it was a very stupid move to dodge the bullet in the way he did, to fling himself out of the situation without even stopping to at least try and explain himself, but he couldn’t help it. He doesn’t think he can face sitting through another one of Liam’s explosions without crying or running for cover, and he just can’t look that evil glint in the eye. Not since he saw the very same one glittering menacingly when Liam looked at Dan, the daggering stare boring into the other boy. The image is still printed deep in Phil’s mind, resurfacing during the darkest part of the night.

That’s cowardly. Phil doesn’t care.

“Are you sure you-“

“Phil,” Dan sighs. “For the final time, I’m fine.”

“But you-“

“Honestly,” he insists, brown eyes shining. He’s trying, with one hand, to unwrap the chocolate bar Phil had insisted upon him. “It was just a bump, that’s all. The paths were really icy this morning.”

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” Phil sighs, tapping Dan’s bandage patch delicately. It sits just under his fringe.

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Hi hello yes it’s me, just here to say that rellie is so underrated and like ?? Why ??? They’re relationship was a huge breakthrough for the gaming industry and it’s also the purest, sweetest but also most heartbreaking love story ever and I don’t understand why we don’t talk about it enough PLEASE GIVE RELLIE THE LOVE IT DESERVED

min yoongi probably.....
  • Namjoon, over text at three am: hey yoongi i just thought of this what if we change some of the lyrics we were working on earlier
  • Yoongi: yeah sure what were you thinking
  • Namjoon: well there's that one part where the rhyme scheme was kind of weird so i want to try to come up with something better
  • Yoongi: 2kkkk9
  • Namjoon: what
  • Yoongi: O9ow9w999
  • Namjoon: um
  • Yoongi: oh sorry i fell asleep
  • Yoongi: i can't feel my face is that bad
  • Namjoon: yoongi go to bed
  • Yoongi: fukk off floodbucket
  • Yoongi: cy 8;;
  • Yoongi: wait fuck that's not what i meant to do my face kinda hit buttons
  • Yoongi: i'm going to shell goodbye
one day, in another universe
  • baz, the pining sap, wants to kiss his roommate, Simon Snow
  • and he has finally the perfect plan
  • he’s been desperately trying to get the attention of his fellow hufflepuff after he broke up with his girlfriend, but the other boy is oblivious
  • he first tried with amortentia,, 
  • he brewed some in their room, when they were alone
  • and his hopes were really high when snow admitted that the whole room smelled like baz
  • “i’m brewing amortentia, you know” baz said all smugly
  • “whatever, just stop impregnating the whole room with your repulsive cologne”
  • “i don’t think you–”
  • “is that scones i smell too?”
  • “snow. this is AMORTENTIA.”
  • “i don’t fucking care what you’re doing, baz. damn now i’m hungry. i’ll go grab some scones.”
  • and he left
  • the oblivious bastard
  • he then tried to send him poems
  • but somehow, in snow’s twisted mind he thought they were death threats
  • but now he has finally the perfect plan
  • because now it’s    c h r i s t m a s
  • which means mistletoe
  • a fucking lot of mistletoe
  • baz has covered every inch of their room with it
  • there’s no failing this time
  • nothing could go wrong
  • the door swings open and baz gets ready to receive the love of his life but then
  • fuck
  • it’s gareth the one who steps into the room
  • his other roommate
  • “mate, what’s with all this mistletoe?” “anyone would say you’re desperate to kiss me”
  • “fuck no. no. no. no, no. NO.” “step away don’t fucking touch me.”
  • “you know you want it too”
  • “what’s happening here, guys?” fuck that is snow
  • and now he thinks baz wants to kiss gareth
  • this turned out horribly wrong
  • “it’s not what you think” baz says, desperate
  • “what the fuck is with all this mistletoe?”
  • “simon, you see, our roommate baz here wanted to ki–” 
  • “KILL YOU IS WHAT I WANT TO DO, get out you’ve ruined it all.” baz yells at gareth
  • whose eyes go suddenly wild in understanding
  • and he leaves them alone
  • “baz what’s the meaning of this?” “is it another plan of yours to kill me?”
  • “what?” baz can’t believe this idiot
  • simon keeps talking about death threats but baz is suddenly all fixed in simon’s lips
  • he’s got scone crumbs on the corner of his lips
  • and baz’s hand moves against his will
  • to simon’s lips
  • and his fingers rest there, not moving
  • and baz can only think about actually licking the crumbs instead
  • and simon stops talking
  • and looks at baz, puzzled
  • then looks up at the mistletoe
  • then back at baz
  • he stands there, looking at him, as if waiting for baz to do or say something
  • he lets out a breath
  • and then he kisses baz
  • and baz kisses him back
  • and it’s the best feeling in the world
  • after many kisses simon steps back
  • “you’re an idiot,” he says
  • “uh… sorry for the mistletoe,, i’ve wanted to kiss you since forever…”
  • “i know.”
  • “you know???”
  • “yeah. i was waiting for you. moron.”
  • and baz is wtf
  • “luckily for you i lost patience and kissed you instead.”
  • baz is shocked
  • “are you going to keep kissing me now or should i go find gareth?”
  • and baz kisses simon
  • again and again
  • and he’s not planning to stop any time soon
  • baz is going to die kissing simon snow

this is for the @carryon-countdown prompt: hogwarts au :)