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Be prepared! Next part is last part!

Until then.. Be blessed by blushing Hanzo and kissed Genji.

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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 (the end)

~ This comic will present the events that happened about 20 years before those from Rendezvous comic(linked below). Not to mention that this will reveal how Hanzo and Jesse met!~

Rendezvous comic:

Original post | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 (the end)

Jelly EXO-CBX interview (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

https://twitter.com/hajin27/status/864680602007511040

Xiumin: Chen’s butt is really cute! (Laughing) after he showers and comes out I want to hit it. It’s so round and firm.
Baek & Chen: (laughing hard)
Xiumin: I touch it sometimes
Baekhyun: Its smooth like an apple
Xiumin & Baekyun: (looks at chen)
Chen: WHYYYYYY!
Baekhyun: Why don’t you show us (Laughing)
Chen: No thanks!!! (Embarrassed) but I also think my butt is an appeal! (Laughing)

dallyingdivergent  asked:

For the Ereri prompt thing: "Omg you're actually a virgin" in canonverse. Bonus points if Levi is the virgin :)))))

  • Eren wasn’t prepared to hear this, especially not in Levi’s office in the middle of the day
  • “Heichou I’m sorry you walked in on me doing my…thing, but your bathroom door doesn’t have a lock!!”
  • “Why did you have to rub your stick in MY bathroom in the first place,brat?”
  • They’ve been arguing for a while and Eren didn’t know why Levi was so offended 
  • Poor boy just wants to get laid. They’ve been dating for months and he still didn’t get the D yet.
  • And man Eren’s been dreaming about Levi’s abs for years. He’s not gonna let himself become titan chow until he licks them at least once
  • Or twice
  •  Stop acting like you never saw a dick. You’re 30!”
  • “Well maybe I never saw a motherfucking dick before!!”
  • And suddenly everything went silent. The only thing that could be heard was Levi’s dignity crying in the corner
  • And Eren choking on his spit. Could’ve been Levi’s Dick
  • “Y-you’re a virgin?” He still couldn’t believe it. Levi, the sex god himself, never had his cherry popped?
  • Despite everything Levi still had his emotionless mask on. Too bad he was dying inside
  • “I’m as virgin as olive oil” extra virgin olive oil
  • Eren couldn’t stop laughing
  • But then he couldn’t stop crying
  • The poor man could’ve been happy meal for titans 
  • Without experiencing the wonders of sex. 
  • Now Eren knew what they were doing tonight on patrol
  • “Levi, I’m going to send you higher than a 3d Maneuver Gear could ever take you”
  • And damn how Levi couldn’t wait for that. 
  • “I’m warning you, my dick is Colossal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
  • And he takes his words back
  • I’ll seal up your hole just like I did with wall rose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).”
  • “Eren I’m going to murder you”
  • “Don’t murder me. Murder my ass”
  • “You smug little shit”
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  

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