To The Guy On The Elliptical Machine Behind Me Last Night..

Are you fucking serious? You think I didn’t notice your phone out recording/taking pictures of my ass while I ran? There’s something called a reflection. I saw you, and I shouldn’t have to get off my machine because I feel uncomfortable with you behavior. 

It was disgustingly obvious and I reported you to the owner, he was not pleased. The FUNNY thing is that you left the gym RIGHT after I got off the treadmill, so I couldn’t even confront your disgusting ass. 

If you ever do this to girls (or anyone for that matter) at the gym go fuck yourself. Seriously.