Pour one out for all the poor Palmetto students who got paired with Andrew Minyard for a group project and briefly considered taking the zero instead.

Pour one out for all the poor Palmetto students who got paired with Minyard, A and had no idea which twin was actually in their class and spent a good five minutes sweating and internally crying.

Pour one out for all the poor Palmetto students who got paired with Aaron Minyard and were thankful to get paired with the Normal Minyard only to realize he was an asshole.

Just pour one out for everyone who has ever shared a college class with a Minyard twin.


Speculation I’ve seen about the “it’s never twins” thing, in no particular order and with zero judgement attached (I just wanted to list all the twin theories I’ve seen so far):

  • Sherlock has a twin (Sherrinford)
  • The Lady in Red/E IS Sherlock’s twin (Sherrinford)
  • The Lady in Red and E are twins
  • John has a twin/was replaced by a twin (possibly Harry, who he lied about being a sister)
  • Jim Moriarty has a twin
  • Mary has a twin/Mary’s twin died rather than Mary

I honestly think a twin will play into this story arc but I have no idea which theories/which twin it could be. Fun!

anonymous asked:

Why do you think the Author is the Mabel twin? :o tbh I'm not convinced the Stan twins dynamic will be anything at all like Dip & Mabel's but at the same time, it seems fairly likely the Author will be the booksmart introvert twin who wants to uncover mysteries, like Dipper, while Grunkle Stan will be the streetsmart twin who's more physical and socially outgoing. Though I expect the Author's personality to be quite different from Dipper, like how Stan is different from Mabel.

The point isn’t that the dynamic is the exact same as Dipper and Mabel, it’s their personality and interests. It’s their speech patterns and mannerisms. They aren’t carbon copies of each other; they mirror and allude to one another. Mabel and Dipper have been alluding to Stan and his bro since the get go. Stan has been alluding to Dipper for episode upon episode. Stan may be more extroverted (and he is) like Mabel, but Stan shares more in common with Dipper than Mabel. I suspect the same with the Author and Dipper. They both may be interested in conspiracies, but that’s about as far as the comparisons go. We were made to tHINK that Grunkle Stan is the “Mabel twin” to throw us off. I’m positive it’s the other way around.

But hey, if you don’t believe me, here is a few posts to sink your teeth into:

Why Dipper is like Stan

And one more for Stan

Why Mabel is like the Author

And some more Mabel parallel thoughts

And a few more

Seriously this guy was a passionate fucking nerd

“hyperactive energy towards supernatural and book binding”

SO YEAH I got a few ideas, one which twin parallels which twin.