okay but imagine a fan being seated next to andrew on a flight
(andrew is on his way to visit neil, theyre playing for different teams across the country, and he has only a few days off so he wont waste his precious time by driving) (hes basically being the self destructive troll he is) (also he would never admit this but he feels slightly better about planes since that one time neil comforted him about plane accidents being not that common) (slightly, i repeat)
anyways hes seated next to this fan and after the flight they share the whole thing on their twitter (feel free to imagine yourself as this person at this point because thats basically what im doing rn)
it goes like this:
GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO I WAS SEATED NEXT TO DURING MY FLIGHT
*a picture of the fan holding their thumbs up, smiling crazy happy, andrew is sitting next to them and looking at the camera with his best blank face*
ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD!!!!!!
it was the most uncomfortable 3 hours of my life i L O V E D it!!! lmao
okay but seriously it was the best flight ive ever had
like at first i didnt even realize it was him, i had some problems finding my seat and i was kinda exhausted&pissed off
so i wasnt paying attention to who i was sitting next to
but then when i settled i turned around and
i was sitting!!! next to!!! andrew!! freaking!!! minyARD!!
so i was like “oh my god youre andrew minyard!”
and he just said “apparently”
i died ok
guys hes as intimidating irl as he looks on the court but bOY he is smol
like i made sure to check it when we stood up to leave he is t i n y af
and as you can see on the pic he was wearing glasses ashdgash
A BLESSING OK
speak of the pic i had to bribe almost all of my sweets just to get that pic with him
like B O I
and omg he puts 7 PACKS OF SUGAR IN HIS HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE WTF
where do all those carbs go??? not to his height apparently
jk andrew ily
okay but seriously
I wasseated next to the best goalkeeper of exy history and it was the best day of my life
ALSO NOW THAT IM SAFELY AT HOME AND OUT OF HIS REACH I CAN FINALLY SAY
HE HAS NEIL JOSTEN AS HIS PHONE BACKGROUND GUYS SJDNHASJFHAKSJFA BRB DYING
how do you hand? like asdfghjkl; i hate drawing hands but yours are so cute
yes i got p good at the same 3 hand poses i always draw
ok but seriously
i tried??? BUT
these probably arent gonna help you much bc ive seen three million hand tutorial posts telling me to divide them into shapes and none of them helped me, until i watched mp100 and was like “oh wait i can divide them into THESE SHAPES yes.. big meaty claws..”
basically, divide them into shapes (you should divide EVERYTHING into shapes), but you gotta find your own way to do it. which is by practice and looking at other stuff for insp maybe
ALSO STOP HIDING THEM shitty hands must be drawn before they can be good so dont waste ur time drawing ppl in those arms behind back poses youre just dragging it out
My family @ Thanksgiving:
I'm thankful for what God has given us. The food, the water, everything that we have in life. I'm very thankful to have a family like you guys.
Me @ Thanksgiving:
I'm thankful for God creating Park Jimin. His ass is so fine, he quenches my thirst, he is the light to my darkness, he is the definition of beauty, his smile can cure anything, his voice sounds like an angel, he is the sweetest person to ever live, and did I mention he has a 👌🏽 ass?
and honestly im tired of the whole “ace people are amazing and valid!” jig we have to put on for the MOGAIs in order to be taken seriously
i shouldn’t have to coddle you so you’ll listen to my points. i shouldn’t have to constantly say that i don’t hate ace people and that your sexuality is lovely and valid for you to look at my arguments and hear what it is i’m saying
nobody on our side has even ever denied asexuality as a valid orientation or identifier (and if they have then we’ve very rapidly called them out on it), nobody has said that asexuals are just plants or that they’re not real, i’ve never seen anybody spew any sort of nonsensical garbage about asexuality and yet we constantly have to defend ourselves from claims that we hate asexual people
ace people are valid and they have always been, but i shouldn’t have to repeat that 500 times to make my point and i’m not going to do that anymore. let’s not pretend like ace people are marginalized or invalidated for their sexuality at the same rate lgbt people are. they don’t need constant reassurance, especially if they’re cishet, for being ace.
ace people don’t face systemic violence; they’re not a marginalized identity in the same way lgbt people are; they’re not inherently lgbt and that’s final
LETTER FROM EYRICKA KING, RECEIVED 11 JULY 2017 ====================================
HELLO HOW ARE YOU? FINE I HOPE AS FOR ME NOT DOING WELL AT ALL. THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! SERIOUSLY I GOT BACK TO FRANKLIN ON FRIDAY JUNE 30ᵀᴴ AND I’VE BEEN IN THE BOX SINCE I WAS ATTACKED BY SOME SARGENTS UPON MY ARRIVAL BACK HERE AND THROWN IN THE BOX TO SILENCE ME. HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I GOT BACK TO FRANKLIN THE PUT ME IN A DORM WITH THE SAME GUY (INMATE) WHO TRIED HAVING SEX WITH ME AND WHEN I REFUSED TO HAVE SEX HE SPIT ON ME, YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT INCIDENT HAPPENED BACK IN APRIL, AND THE PREA DEPUTY MS. SOUTHERS HAD ME MOVED TO A BETTER DORM. OK UPON MY ARRIVAL TO THE DORM THE INMATE CAME TO THE DOOR WITH 3 OTHER INMATES AND THREATENED
TO ATTACK ME IF I CAME INTO THE HOUSE. SO I IMMEDIATLY TOLD THE OFFICER THAT I COULD NOT LIVE IN THAT DORM AND FOR HIM TO CALL A SARGENT, HE DID JUST THAT. THE SARGENT ARRIVED IN A BLACK VAN WITH 2 OTHER SARGENTS AND HE IMMEDIATLY SAID IT 9:00 AT NIGHT I DON’T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH THIS PUSSY FAGGOT CUFF HIM NOW THE OTHER SARGENTS THEN BEGAN RUFFING ME UP THEY SLAMMED ME FACE FIRST ON A BRICK WALL LUCKILY NOTHING SEVERE HAPPENED TO MY FACE BUT I WAS SLAMMED SO HARD ONTO THE WALL MY RIGHT BREAST INPLANT SWELLED UP EXTRA BIG AND IS BRUISED THEY BEGAN PUNCHING ME AND SAYING YOU ARE A MAN WHAT IS A FUCKING TRANSGENDER
I WAS CRYING AND BEGGING FOR THEM TO STOP BEATING ME ONE SARGENT SAID AINT THAT WHAT YOU LIKE YOU LIKE MEN TO MAN HANDLE YOU. THEY THEN THREW ME IN THE BACK OF THE VAN BEAT UP AND STILL CUFFED AND DROVE ME TO THE BOX AND STRIPPED ME NAKED AND THREW ME IN A CELL IVE BEEN IN THE SAME CELL SINCE, THEY ARE DENYING ME MEDICAL TREATMENT IVE BEEN ▦ IN SO MUCH PAIN AND SO OUT OF IT I HAVENT EATEN SINCE FRIDAY MORNING JUNE 30ᵀᴴ. ——– IM SO SCARED I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO REALLY HURT ME AND TRY TO SAY IT WAS A SUICIDE. PLEASE CONTACT EVERYBODY THE NEWS STATIONS CALL THE FACILITY ASK TO SPEAK WITH MS. SAUTHERS AND DEPUTY RONALD FOSTER HAVE ——– AND
——– HELP, CONTACT ——– ALSO I NEED OUT OF THE BOX BEFORE IT’S TO LATE I SWEAR ——– I THINK I MIGHT DIE IN HERE PLEASE HELP ME
I WROTE YOU 3 DIFFERENT TIMES SINCE THIS HAPPENED ONLY TO GET THE MAIL RETURNED TO ME SHREDDED UP IN PIECES, THANKS TO ONE GOOD OFFICER THAT CAME TO THE CELL TODAY AND TOLD ME HE SEE’S EVERYTHING THEY DOING TO ME AND THAT HE GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS LETTER GETES MAILED OUT. AGAIN ——– HELP ME DO EVERY AND ANYTHING YOU GUYS CAN TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. F2L IS MY ONLY HOPE.
THEY ONLY CARE ONCE YOU HAVE PEOPLE FROM THE OUTSIDE CALL IN. HAVE ——– CONTACT THE COMMISSIONER GUY THAT SHE BEEN SPEAKING WITH. ——– I DONT WANNA BE IN THE BOX I DID NOTHING WRONG HELP ME.
P.S. I PRAY THIS LETTER REACHES YOU.
==================================== Assist by calling these numbers:
Jason Effman…Head PREA person in Albany…518-457-3955 Franklin Correctional Facility: 518 483 6040. (You can ask to talk to Deputy Deb Southers or a sergeant). Office of Special Investigations Department of Corrections and Community Supervision (PREA office)…(518)-457-2653 Office of the Inspector General…(518) 474-1010
and demanding that Eyricka be transferred out of Franklin to a facility closer to NYC with protective custody that is *not* solitary confinement. Eyricka’s DIN# is 16A4486. If you call, reply to this post or reblog with a summary so that we can know what kind of impact we are having.
I love the thought of Maiar chirping when they are intrigued, I love the thought of them making that little ‘Mrrrp?’ sound that cats do whenever something catches their attention, I love the thought of purring maiar, of SNARLING maiar and Maiar hissing at eachother and things that are mildly annoying.
I love the thought of them barely even laughing, but rather ‘chittering’ in amusement and Clicks could mean so many things - Either approval or annoyance.
They are nowhere near human - so I like the thought of them being just really fucking weird creatures…!
I also love to imagine that they would be fond of different things depending on what kind of maia they are. Aulë’s maiar are naturally drawn to shiny things and metal and WILL gather in little herds around something if it makes noises and flashes lights or is fractal in some way.
Manwë’s maiar have a tendency to fuzz up and puff up when something happens - especially if they’re startled. I just see them as rather timid but very playful creatures that could probably chase something caught in the wind for hours on end and help clean eachother’s feathers.
Ulmo’s maiar are probably little shits tbh - not really malicious but it’s just REALLY FUN to see humans wriggle around when you hold them under water. I believe they would ALSO be attracted by sparkly things, though maybe not to the same degree as Aulë’s maiar.
We do NOT talk about Mandos’ maiar - They’re terrifying and never blink. They don’t even speak - they just look at you with completely black eyes and only occassionally make hollow ‘ooo’-ing noises.
School AU with the troep
AN: troep means trash in Dutch
(Is dis even good English bc srsly I’m doubting my English skills here)
Chrollo / shady twilightzone goth priest:
-The shady principal with a creepy ass office.
-Has a painting of himself??
-Also has this skull with a lil plant in it??? (Rumors say it’s real)
-What’s with the coat dude
-Literally not a single student wants to be there bc they all fear for their lives
-BIBLE STUDIES WITH CHROLLO
-Has big ass majestic chair while always reading the same book and the schoolcat accompanies him.
-Never comes out of his office so when students see him walking around it’s like: “hOLY SHIT WAS THAT THE PRINCIPAL?!?!”
-The school’s ‘guard’ that scares all the lil freshmen but is actually big buddies with all the older students
-Will let you do literally everything if you just give him beer
-Takes an awful lot of bathroom breaks
-Exchanges glares with that one blonde student all the time.
-Is a guard just like Uvo but is actually the only one that gets decent work done
-Silently judges Uvo af
-Talks shit about Uvo but brings him beer tho
-Just sits there…judging.
-Is PE teach but also an over-excited History teach when it’s about the Egyptians.
-Better make sure that you have an equal amount of players for PE bc u don’t want him to join
-When the dude throws a dodgeball kids go K.O
-Walking Egyptian meme
-An actual softie when it comes to students with pain (especially girls bc he don’t understand their shit so he just lets them sit on the bench) but if ur a guy: “broke your foot? Too bad pal gotta come with a better excuse.”
-That one creepy ass person behind the desk that no one wants to talk to.
-It’s actually a good thing because students dont pretend to be sick anymore because no one wants to talk to him
-Has an exact copy of every object on his desk, 2 pencil sharpners, 2 red staplers and on and on it goes
-Grumpy and gives no fucks but she still works hard
-Is a arts and crafts teacher
-“Alright lil’ shits, today we’re gonna sow.” I quote Nina.
-Students are afraid of her but she’s actually nice.
-Besties *cough* gf’s *cough* with Pakunoda.
-Loves cats and once took her cat to school with her
-Her cat became the schoolcat.
-Is actually nice af so if ur in trouble she can help you get away with it since she’s close with the shady principal.
-Is janitor while regretting life choices.
-Hangs with Uvo a lot.
-Always walks around with a mop because he can’t take his sword to school
-Arm wrestles with students.
-Gets in trouble bc of it
Benolenov??? What his name?:
-Is awfully creepy.
-Why the fuck al the bandages?
-How does he demonstrate playing instruments when he’s wearing boxing gloves??
-Bonds with ppl that like boxing.
-“And today, we’re dissecting animals.” His creepy sadistic laugh was heard… #skipbioforever
-“And today we’re dissecting–” oh the surprise.
-Has a disturbing amount of dissecting knives on his desk.
-One day a student saw this cute squirrel in a treehole next to the classroom. It dissapeared the next day.
-Carries umbrella around wherever he go. Smol umbrella man. In summer, in winter, he always has it.
-Fucking drama queen.
-“Um..mister…why does this ‘person’ in the play resemble the principal so much?”
-THEY HAVE TO WEAR HORRIBLE OUTFITS.
-There’s this creepy ass doll with long black hair sitting in the classroom and some students think it’s actually a person #illuminaticonfirmed.
-It moves sometimes.
-Just get those kids out of there ASAP.
-Forgets a lot of stuff so if the students keep quiet they won’t have to hand in some assignments.
-She gives you a higher score if she forgets something again.
-Hangs with Nobunaga and sometimes helps him clean.
-Inseperable from her…vacuüm cleaner.
-Technical or Physics teach
-Often mistaken as a student
-His phone is like a meme, everyone wants to know what’s up with that weird ass thing.
-“DONT THROW IT” once heard from the teacher’s room
-That one student that can get anything done bc teachers love them
-Just wants to be as cool as their big bro Killua
-Queen of papercuts
-Don’t talk shit or ur paper is deadly
I’ve had a lot of free time lately so I’ve been rereading the manga and having too much some fun thinking about terumob and this particular AU ahahhah
(So basically this is the AU where Mob and Reigen swap ages and mob is 28 and reigen is a spunky ass 14 y/o and the art I’ve seen of it is beautiful)
Adult!mob is probably a v serene and graceful guy in terms of personality, quiet, polite and super kind. Teenager!Reigen is dramatic and basically a very clumsy fella but it’s endearing, really
Mob fixes stuff that Reigen breaks in his office (“Sorry shishou I just wanted to test out this new football for a bit ya know”) or outside of school (“Hey shishou, I kinda ripped my pants today tryna’ do a split”)
Sometimes he uses his powers to fix things but other times he just uses his hands. It’s to remind himself that he doesn’t have to use his powers all the time to lead a proper, good life.
Tends to absentmindedly pat reigen’s shoulder or ruffle his hair while returning fixed stuff. intuition.
Mob isn’t one for physical contact with strangers but holds his clients’ hands when he senses real anxiety within them, or when they tremble and start to cry. takes everything seriously
Is Especially Soft when it comes to kids and little animals. Loves lil cats. almost cried during one assignment during which he had to exorcise a crazy cat lady spirit who possessed cats and left them hurt and confused. brought said cats to therapy after it was over.
You may think that Reigen who has Zero Psychic Intuition Whatsoever at this point in time has a hard time following mob but he’s super good at bullshitting his way through.
Is very, very good at talking. Mob was never good at that kind of thing, so he really appreciates a disciple who can talk some sense into some of the ghosts they meet (“Look, dude, you wanna live this kinda life forever? Scaring five year olds? What kind of pathetic existence is that? You’re a ghost, not a horror movie, you could literally do anything else”)
after a while of taking him as his disciple, Mob gives him a special kind of purified salt which has the ability to trap low-mid level spirits if used right. reigen gets really pumped and hugs the hell out of mob when he first receives it.
reigen gets overexcited sometimes so he kind of just sprinkles salt everywhere and doesn’t create a proper ring so it’s not that effective