a collection of out-of-context The Adventure Zone quotes

- “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”

- “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

- “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”

- “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”

- “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”

- “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”

- “ ♫ Oh shit, sweet flip. ♫ “

Infinity Wars: When Tony Eventually Meets Shuri

Steve, smug: So Tony, how does it feel now only being the second smartest person in the world?

Tony, weeping tears of joy: I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A DAUGHTER.

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Then they talk science and sass with Peter while Pepper tries in vain to explain to Tony that he can’t adopt every snarky science child he meets.

Reasons why you should see Power Rangers (NO SPOILERS)

1. VERY FIRST ON SCREEN AUTISTIC SUPERHERO

•  Said autism is not treated as a weakness and really makes said character the stand out of the movie

2.VERY FIRST ON SCREEN LGBTQ+ SUPERHERO

 • It’s not a topic that is dealt with throughout the whole movie. They talk about it for like two minutes 

• No one treats said character any differently after the reveal

3. THE WOMEN ARE NOT ONCE DOUBTED TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THEMSELVES

• Not a single sexist comment throughout the entire movie. Not. One.

• (At least I don’t remember any. I may be wrong but I’m 99% sure I’m right)

4. EVERYONE IS FLAWED OR HAS A ‘disability’ 

5. ONE OF THE MESSAGES IS THAT DOING AN AWFUL THING DOESN’T MAKE YOU AN AWFUL PERSON

• I can tell you a lot of people need someone to tell them that

6. IT TACKLES A SHIT TON OF ISSUES AND I LOVE THE MOVIE FOR THAT

7. ALPHA FIVE ISN’T HELPLESS AT ALL

8. ZORDON ISN’T PERFECT AND KINDA SELFISH

9. THIS MOVIE WILL FUCK YOU UP WITHOUT A DOUBT

• I cried like three times

10. THE SOUNDTRACK IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

• Includes The Score, twenty one pilots, Fitz and The Tantrums, and Tove Lo

11. IT’S STILL POWER RANGERS JUST LESS CHEESY

12. IT’S PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY AT SOME PARTS

13. THEY DON’T GET ALONG AUTOMATICALLY 

• It takes a lot of the movie for them to be able to be open with one another

14. THERE IS CAMEO FROM THE ORIGINAL PINK AND GREEN RANGERS

(KK THAT’s ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW SO PLS GO SEE IT)

Stuff That Has (Probably) Happened in the Time Tony and Peter Have Known Each Other:

No Spoilers ! Very Platonic! I wrote this before Infinity War 😄 But yeah I made it as in character as I could. Hope ya like it!


  • Tony has had The Talk™ with Peter. Peter got so red and stuttered like crazy while Tony tried to get through it without cracking. They never speak of that day because it was awkward as shit so it never happened (but Peter is grateful he got it from him and not Aunt May.)
  • EDIT: A lot of people have been saying that Peter has gotten the talk by now but I meant TALK as in safe sex and his maturing body now that he’s in high school. I like to think Tony told him to always “wrap it up” in order not to be a “Baby Daddy” like LMFAO And like obviously its kinda cannon with Aunt May in the car scene before the party in SM:H 
  • Peter has crashed at the compound. Tony has this room especially for Peter, though he calls it the guest room because he doesn’t want it to be weird. After Peter wakes up, he is given a heart attack when Vision suddenly walks through the wall to tell him breakfast is ready.
  • THEY HUG WTFFF. Peter has always had some close calls when it came to death and every time Tony worries because he’s not there to protect him. Tony just get stressed over everything okay??? One day Peter comes by the compound and Tony gets over flooded with emotions and just— boom. Hugs the hell out of him because that’s his Spider Child™ and he would move mountains for him.
  • Tony Has Gotten Deep and Personal With Peter. One day Peter is at the lab with him and suddenly he sees blueprints for Caps new shield and he begins to question why Cap needs a new one and Tony is like “Because he does kid.” And Peter keeps pushing it, asking “But why??” Because he’s a little shit and what’s to be in the know. Tony just bursts out, “Because his friend killed my parents and he knew about it the whole damn time and never thought to tell me about it!” He sighs after that. Peter kind of just…. stays quiet. Why would Cap do that? Losing someone hurts so much and he remembered that feeling of anguish when Uncle Ben was killed. They just stood there in silence and worked on more tech before calling it a day an hour later. Peter saw the original shield in a box on his way out.
  • Tony has had dinner at the Parker’s. The first time he goes alone and it’s all about him though he tries to change the subject towards Peter but Peter is not having it because he fucking worships the ground Tony walks on lmfao. The second time he goes with Pepper and it’s still all about him but in a different way. She’s telling them embarrassing stories, and how he left her outside the whole night and how she was the cause of his cardiac arrest that one time. Tony tries to change the subject but Peter is not having it because he’s so happy that he and his mentor have a lot in common. #UncoolTonyDad
  • Tony Has Picked Up Peter From School. Numerous times. Oh my jdjdnsidjslosnkohtwiwpjbv this has happened every time Peter was going to get scolded or applauded. Peter never knew until he stepped inside the million dollar car.
  • PETER HAS CALLED TONY DAD OR UNCLE BEN AT ONE POINT. Like how could he not?? The first time, Iron Man and Spider-Man got to a crime scene at the same time. They immediately started chatting, catching up with each other until Tony got pushed twenty feet away into a building from some asshole villain. Peter sprung into action, shouting “Stay away from my Dad!” A minute later while webbing the guy up he realized what he had said. Thank God Tony wasn’t there to witness that. The other times were more casual— whenever Tony teased Peter, he would shove Tony lightly and say, “Shut up Uncle Ben.” (He would get sad and say sorry but Tony understood. When he was younger he would call his butler Jarvis “dad” all the time by accident.) There was even this one time where Tony had to take Peter on an undercover mission and they had to act like they were there at a resort for a “father-son vacation.” Peter had a blast calling Tony “his old man” and “father” lmfaoooo Tony had fun calling him “young man” and yelling his full name whenever he was upset at him. Goals.
  • Tony has taken him to an actual retreat. Once they flew down to MIT so he could see how his old college was like. Peter got tons of merchandise (credit to Mr. Stark.) And ya know Tony— he was the annoying dad that knew too much and overshadowed the tour guide (though the tour guide didn’t mind because thats Tony fucking Stark.) There was this whole building named after Tony and ugh my mans all he says is, “And here is this beautiful building named after some twat in a can.” And UGH Peter is just beaming at his mentor/idol. Like what did he do to deserve this??? (everything Peter, you’re a sweetie pie.)
  • He has bonded with Pepper. He calls her Ms. Potts obviously. She thinks he’s the sweetest young gentlemen. She’s the type to ask him about his studies and if there’s a girl in the picture. She asks about May and says that whenever she’s free she and her should go on a spa day— her treat. Peter always had a warm feeling whenever he spoke to her, She smelled like expensive perfume. Some part of him felt more connected to Tony because he got the chance to small talk with the love of Tony’s life. Who else could say that they had tea with a CEO?
  • Once Peter complained that his schools’ library computers was terrible because it had crashed as he was finishing his digital portfolio. May has taught him to never ask Tony for anything (and he didn’t) but he slipped. Next day, as he goes to the library to play PC games with Ned, he is in awe. An “anonymous” donor donated twenty new Stark computers. He immediately called Happy (and was immediately sent to voicemail.) “HAPPY oh my god!! Did you know about this?? Wait. Sorry. This is Peter…. Parker. I dunno if you have my number saved or not. ANYWAYS. Please tell Mr. Stark thank you like a thousand times. I didn’t think he’d even do that because that wasn’t my intention because I would never EVER try to take advantage of him like that. Like ever. This just means the world to me! And Ned! He’s my best friend in the world by the way. But yeah I gotta go. Love you Mr. Stark! . Wait. No sorry, boundaries. We’re not there yet— I get it. Okay. Thanks again, Happy. Bye!”
  • “Did you hear that sir?” Happy asks awkwardly
  • Tony sighs. “Gotta love the kid.”

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