no you can not colonize my body too

anonymous asked:

Okay so maybe weird question but I can't keyword this right: so the human body isn't symmetrical and has strict sides for certain things (unless my reading comp is super bad), like heart on the left and the direction of how the colon goes etc. Can someone be reversed? Like all reversed or even one thing flipped or would that be too complicated to occur at once and survive?

Nope you can totally get full reversals and they’re usually quite harmless! 

The condition itself is known as ‘situs inversus’.

Cardiac problems are a little more common in people with this, but generally this causes no issues at all and often goes undiagnosed until for some reason someone runs you through the CT or MRT(or ultrasound). However if you know that you have this, it would be good if you could wear some sort of notification in case of an emergency, since it can substantially impact the treatment speed if someone’s looking for liver and goes in on the wrong side.

The related and often more dangerous condition of ‘organs kinda in the midline and/or potentially missing entirely’ is called ‘situs ambiguus’. 

N: Considering the two of you haven’t done anything sexual yet, N would try his best to play off his boner as not to give you the wrong idea. But, hey you aren’t stupid and there’s clearly something sticking your bottom. If you haven’t moved from his lap, he’d either ask you to politely get up or shift you so you won’t feel uncomfortable. “It’s my phone and my wallet and my car keys. I promise.” Psh. Yeah right.

Leo: Poor Leo.  This would be really embarrassing for Leo considering the two of you aren’t boning yet. He’d without a doubt stop talking, making the atmosphere even more awkward before awkwardly moving you off his lap and then awkwardly moving out of the room. It will be a really awkward situation. How awkward. “Pretend that didn’t happen.” No one can unfeel that, Leo. 

Ken: Ken would own up too having a boner because why lie? You obviously felt that zucchini poking you like a pineapple. He’d apologize though in the event you feel uncomfortable, but then talk about it in an amusing way because that’s what he does. “Oh, look who came out to play! But he’s going into timeout for showing up when he wasn’t supposed to…unless you want to punish him?” Too soon, Kenneth.

Ravi: Ravi would freak out because he’d think of it as something inappropriate considering the two of you just started dating. He’d gently, yet quickly push you off his lap and hide behind a notebook or something until he can go and take care of it. When he returns, he’d give you some big speech about how he’s sorry and whatnot. OMG, I’m sorry! You’re so hot and beautiful too—no I’m not just with you for your body because I like your insides, too!” Even my colon?!

HongBin: HongBin would feel his boner rising, before you feel it, so he’d try to shift you as best as he could away from it so as to not seem like he doesn’t want you on his lap. The effort into discreetly hiding his boner would end up being too much for him that he’d end up sweating bullets because he’d be trying so hard to decrease the blood flow to that area. You sitting on him makes the job that much harder. So, eventually you’d feel it. “I tried to hide it. I’m so sorry! It’s biology.” Duhh.

Hyuk: Hyuk would give you a meek smile and a shrug of his shoulders as if to say ‘what? I’m human’. He’d then politely scoot you off his lap and try to hide his banana from you before exiting the room. He’d then come back with an even brighter smile on his face in hopes the two of you could just laugh it off. “That thing is convenient and inconvenient at the same time. Now where were we?” You don’t say?

Thanks for asking!
-Admin Cheezy ^_^