no white bread

McHanzo fics that are like “Hanzo is a girl in this!!!!”: Congratulations bitch you’ve just ticked the homophobic, sexist and racist boxes. See you in hell you stale piece of white bread.



  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Why do people talk about Jonathan Groff more than Okieriete Onaodowan? Jon left Hamilton months ago and is literally on stage for like 10 minutes. Oak has an amazing range and is the last original cast member. Why does no one talk about him. Why wasn't he nominated for a Tony. I need answers.

-I’m learning to keep digging even when all the evidence points one way. There’s always another side.

-Even when it’s hard to find.

-Especially when it’s hard to find.

French Toast Sausage Roll-Ups

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 8-10 White or Wheat Sandwich Bread
  • 8-10 Sausage Links
  • 3 Eggs
  • ½ cup Milk
  • 3 tbsp Sugar
  • ½ tsp Cinnamon
  • 1 tsp Vanilla
  • 1 tsp Flour


Slice off the crusts on the bread. Use a rolling on to flatten each piece of bread. Place a sausage link on the front edge of the bread. Roll up tightly, like a taquito. Preheat skillet over medium heat, make sure to grease well with butter. Add eggs, milk, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla, and flour together in shallow dish. Dip sausage roll ups into the mixture, rolling gently coat all sides, and place in skillet. Cook for a few minutes, turning gently as you go until they are golden brown. Serve with syrup. Enjoy!

my dream is to start an all-women (trans-inclusive of course) musical theatre company. it would be so cool to see women taking on traditionally male roles like jesus and phantom and fiyero and javert, and it would be so fun to take regular white-bread love stories and make them gay. i would especially love the super gay aspect of an all-lady musical theatre company, because there are so few lesbian/bi roles and they’re basically all belters. there is so little variety. i love belters like big alison, celie, and maureen, but i also want to see butch coloratura sopranos, and soft femme legit altos, and all that. i especially want to see trans wlw represented on the musical stage, because there are no roles for them in the standard repertoire. if i directed my own productions where all the characters were wlw, i could make those roles. i could take the tragically straight musicals i love and change them to reflect the amazingly varied wlw community i love so much. and that would be so amazing

I just realised this whole time when Magnus calls Clary biscuit, he means the American biscuit, the weird roll things you Americans put in that white gravy. Being British, I always just assumed he meant what Americans call a cookie like he thinks Clary is this sweet precious little thing but no. my life has been changed. nothing is the same. life is meaningless.