no trash hygiene

Plot twist.

So, it turns out you don’t need clothespins to line dry laundry. I gleefully stumbled upon this ingenious technique during a meandering internet search. How did I never think of this? It’s so simple and efficient. The twisted line seems to hold garments even better than my spring clothespins. And I like the snapping sound it makes when I pluck the dry clothes from it’s grip. This method is especially good for my indoor setup, which I hang up and take down with each load I dry. Outside in the garden, the line I share with my landlady is a more permanent, untwisted setup. I imagine that in an open air situation, a twisted cotton line might be prone to grow mildew after a rain. At any rate, the pin-less approach will be my new indoor jam for the remainder of the cold season.

Hygiene in NATM ??!

-Do all the exhibits need to pee and poop?
-Poor Ahkmenrah stuck in his sarcophagus for all those years????
- Dexter leaving little poops everywhere for Larry to find !?(・_・;?
- Imagine Teddy being so engrossed in a newspaper he’s reading on the toilet that he doesn’t realise dawn is coming and he nearly gets stuck pooping???

-Smelly breath??? Kisses?????

-Imagine how sweaty they’d be from running around like little puppies??
-Do they need showers???

- Larry showing Ahk how to shower…….(0.0) ????
- Octavius trying to explain to Jed the importance of saving water, and suggesting that they shower together……….. Jed being like “but bro we’re like 3 inches tall???? We’ll barely use any anyway???” Octavius: “EVERY DROP COUNTS.”

SOMEONE ACCEPT MY HEADCANON OFFERINGS 🙏🏼

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I completed one of my household projects today. I installed a clothesline in my living room and wasted no time putting it to use. The indoor line has been a long time coming. During the spring, summer, and autumn months I line dry my clothes in the small tenant garden below my kitchen, but of course that’s not an option in the winter. Until now I’ve been hanging garments and linens from every hook, chair, towel rack, doorknob, and drawer pull in my apartment. I had the hank of rope sitting in a drawer for a while, and yesterday I finally purchased the screw hooks I needed to string it up. The hooks are strong with a screw thread deep enough to handle the weight of wet laundry. I drove one into the wood doorframe of the kitchen and the other into the bedroom doorframe, each 75 inches up from the floor. I then just tied a loop or rope from one to the next. Piece of cake. The clothesline is much more efficient than the doorknob method. Strung through the middle of the room, air can circulate around the dripping fabrics and and I don’t have to worry about flipping garments around to dry all sides. With the extremely low humidity level today and the radiators going in the apartment, this laundry was completely dry within a few hours. In the meantime, I didn’t mind ducking and dodging as I passed from room to room. When the laundry was dry I folded it all up, unhooked the line, coiled it and placed it in a drawer. It’s a simple system, and that’s what makes it wonderful. Not using the dryer saves so much energy (and energy costs) and line drying my clothing linens will help them last longer than if they were regularly tumble dried.