no tow

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she really means: in season 9 episode 21 of Friends "The One With the Fertility Test" Chandler tells Monica they are both incapable of having a baby, due to low sperm motility and an inhospitable environment. I always assumed Chandler lied to Monica about his low sperm motility so Monica wouldn't find out she was the reason they couldn't conceive. (Even though there was no way to prove it). However, when the doctor calls and Chandler answers, he asks to speak to Monica...if something was wrong with Chandler, the doctor would've told him because he was already on the phone. And when Monica asked Chandler if there was a problem with him or with her, before answering, Chandler hesitates and looks off to the side a little before saying "actually it's both of us."
  • so basically all I'm ever going to think about is how Chandler probably did lie to Monica to protect her from knowing that she is the reason they cannot naturally have a child, the one thing she has wanted since the beginning of season 1, and now i have to cry for eternity
  • Dinah: Hey I've got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
  • Lauren: I don't know...
  • Normani: Yeah, me either...
  • Ally: Me neither.
  • Camila: Lauren.
  • [they all look at Camila]
  • Ally: What?
  • Normani: What?
  • Dinah: What?
  • Lauren: What?
  • Camila: I don't know... me neither
  • [Runs off]
  • Simon: Hey, Camilla.
  • Lauren: Did he just call you Camilla?
  • Camila: Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.
  • Lauren: Well why don’t you correct him?
  • Camila: Oh, it’s gone on way too long now. The first time he said it was just in passing so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, “Hey Camilla Want a donut?” And well, I wanted a donut.
  • Lauren:
  • Camila: And now it’s five years later, the donut is gone and I’m still Camilla.
  • [Lauren is trying to come in to their apartment]
  • Camila: [blocks the door] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! Normani is naked!
  • Lauren: What?!
  • Normani: [whispers] What?!
  • Camila: [to Mani] I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
  • Normani: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?!