no this isn't actually real

i had a dream that they updated neko atsume and there was a new yard that was the night sky but purple and all the cats  floated on pastel purple clouds. you could tap and drag clouds to see  special cats that hide behind them. i’m not an artist but i wanted to recreate one the cats that hides behind the clouds.

he doesn’t have a name in my dream but i’ve dubbed him “horrible hotdog cat” he only ever stands on his front two paws. also peaches is to scale, hotdog the horrible is just that big. in my dream you couldn’t even see his butt so in theory his length could be infinite.

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Hotel Books - Changes Consume me

Happy birthday, @stilesandderek, thank you for being the most incredible friend anyone could wish for 🎈💕

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10 actors: Bradley Whitford

It’s so much fun, as we can see everyday, to shame and humiliate people who you disagree with politically, but it does not get anything done.

Some edgelord who only has a cursory knowledge of Pokemon lore: What if Pokemon were REAL then they’d only have animal-level intelligence and ATTACK people! Haha, not so fun now, is it?

Actual lore of Pokemon: Phantump is the soul of a dead child possessing a tree, Lampert hangs around hospitals to suck out the life force of sick and dying people, Gorebyss sucks all the body fluids out of its prey and is literally described as cruel in the Dex, Sliggoo can accidentally melt its friends with acid…yeah Pokemon was already pretty dark.

the signs as random snapchats my friends have sent me
  • aries: i'm barely awake and my sister said "clean the damn house" bitch clean ya damn vagina im tired fuck outta my face
  • taurus: *picture of herself with the headband on & a blank face* i realized too late that i was playing headbandz and now i know what i am wow
  • gemini: you ever notice that the inside of your mouth looks like the inside of your vagina wait actually idk what the inside of my vagina looks like
  • cancer: *picture of her teary eyed* i nearly started crying because i realized plankton and karen don't have kids because she's a computer so they can't have sex
  • leo: *picture of her with her hair tied around her chin like a beard* who needs men? i'm my own man
  • virgo: *picture of her looking down at the camera at an awkward angle* me trying to figure out how to record without using my hands
  • libra: *at 2 am* in other countries when they eat hot dogs or something do they call it "american food" like how we call china's food "chinese food" #latenightthoughts
  • scorpio: *picture of herself on the toilet with her legs scribbled out* woah why tf am i constipated (my dick not showin, just my legs)
  • sagittarius: while i was chewing i bit down on something chewy IT WAS A BUG I THINK PLEASE HELP
  • capricorn: *blurry picture of her looking terrified* tell me why i dropped my phone in the fucking brownie mix i hate everything
  • aquarius: *blurry picture of herself* i kicked an ant bed and i think some of the ants went in my pants and are biting me
  • pisces: *picture of her crying* me realizing maddie isn't even real. or maybe liv isn't real. idk they just aren't actually twins. they're the same girl. and she doesn't have some unique connection to her twin sister who'd she do anything for because she doesn't have one.

good morning romantically shipping real people is disgusting have a nice day

anonymous asked:

You do know Regina Mills isn't actually real? You can stop wasting your time arguing about what she thinks or doesn't think. Just an advice

What what do you mean Regina Mills isn’t real???? Are you really saying that - oh my god I’m freaking out here I can’t breathe - THAT REGINA MILLS DOESNT ACTUALLY RUN AROUND IN MAINE AND RIPS OUT HEARTS?

You just broke my heart Nonnie. I need a moment to get myself together, you just shattered my world view…what am I gonna do now with my life?

But seriously Nonnie…are you for real?

Treating corporations as people when they make # relatable or funny social media posts only gives them leverage when they do something inexcusable in the future

I’m honestly so interested in seeing Inko’s reaction to Bakugou, I’m not even kidding.

Does Inko not even know about the bullying? Did she ask Izuku a long time ago about it but at Izuku’s strong denial just drop it? Did she always kinda know but never dug further than that, hoping Izuku would open up?

Does she know about the extent of the past bullying? If so, does she view Bakugou with animostiy or regret or sadness? Does she only see the child Bakugou used to be and is shocked by the young man he’s become?

There is SO MUCH to think about here and at some point or another Horikoshi is going to address it because he’s the kind of mangaka who LOVES interpersonal drama that results in growth, especially between characters.

And I can’t wait.

Two sides of the same coin

Arthur Pendragon & Merlin Emrys
The once and Future King & the greatest Sorcerer to ever walk the Earth


The last days mark my re-obsession with Merlin and here we are, I drew something. Funny to compare this accidental piece with the old one of these two (klick) from 2013.

もし、鬼鮫が寸分の狂いもなくイタチの気持ちを理解しているのであれば、鬼鮫自身も仲間の血に濡れた手を嘆き、心に深い傷を負っていることになるのだろうか。
If Kisame perfectly understand what Itachi feel, is he going to grief about how his hands painted with his friend’s blood, bearing a deep wound in his heart?

いや、とイタチは否定する。
No, Itachi denied.

結局考えたところでわからない。鬼鮫には鬼鮫の歩んできた満ちのがある。それをわかった風に語るのは傲慢だ。
In the end, Itachi wouldn’t know what he’s thinking. Kisame has his own path to walk on. If Itachi said something like he knew everything about his path, it’s called arrogance.

それに、やはりイタチと鬼鮫は違う。
Besides, Itachi and Kisame are different, indeed.

影に徹し、木ノ葉の、うちはの礎になるため死に向かって歩んでいるイタチとは違い、彼は干柿鬼鮫という男を肯定してくれる存在を欲し、同胞殺しの影を背負いながらも光が当たる日を待ち望んでいるように見えることがあるのだ。
Unlike Itachi who sink in the shadow, moving toward his own death in order to be the konoha’s and the clan’s cornerstone, Kisame wanted someone to affirm that he’s Hoshigaki Kisame, and while he bears the darkness of killing his comrade, he looked like the one who keep waiting and wishing that someday he’ll find a light.

しかし、この世界にそんなことはありえないことも彼は痛烈に理解しているのだろう。ならば彼はどこに進んでいくのか。この世界とは別の領域にでも足を踏みこもうとしているのか。”暁”にそれがあるのだろうか。
But, even Kisame severely knew that such thing is imposibble in this world. In that case, where is he going? Is he planning to step his foot into another teritory outside this world? Is there such place in ‘Akatsuki’?

結局、それもただの空想でしかない。全ては死を迎えるその瞬間にならなければわからない。
In the end, it was no more than a fantasy. He won’t know until the moment of death comes.

ー Itachi & Kisame (Akatsuki Hiden 弟切草 pg55-56)

Can we please not tag pictures of people with scoliosis as “body horror”?? I really don’t appreciate people saying my back is disturbing.