no this isn't actually real

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#so much tongue #so little time

i had a dream that they updated neko atsume and there was a new yard that was the night sky but purple and all the cats  floated on pastel purple clouds. you could tap and drag clouds to see  special cats that hide behind them. i’m not an artist but i wanted to recreate one the cats that hides behind the clouds.

he doesn’t have a name in my dream but i’ve dubbed him “horrible hotdog cat” he only ever stands on his front two paws. also peaches is to scale, hotdog the horrible is just that big. in my dream you couldn’t even see his butt so in theory his length could be infinite.

If you heard anyone yell this morning it was me right after finding out dgm’s on this month’s SQ Crown holy f uck

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10 actors: Bradley Whitford

It’s so much fun, as we can see everyday, to shame and humiliate people who you disagree with politically, but it does not get anything done.

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Hotel Books - Changes Consume me

Happy birthday, @stilesandderek, thank you for being the most incredible friend anyone could wish for 🎈💕

  • Me during Spiderman homecoming: I'm going to enjoy this movie and be a normal human being for the sake of the other people in this theatre !!
  • Peter Parker: *breathes*
  • Me: oH MY GOD !! DID YOU SEE THAT ???

dramatic kpop fans be like: “i’m so disappointed in Vernon, but i knew something like this would happen. I just knew the rapper in seventeen would listen and dance to rap music. smh. so disappointed”

some of yall need to learn what racism is before you try to be fakeass social justice warriors

Some edgelord who only has a cursory knowledge of Pokemon lore: What if Pokemon were REAL then they’d only have animal-level intelligence and ATTACK people! Haha, not so fun now, is it?

Actual lore of Pokemon: Phantump is the soul of a dead child possessing a tree, Lampert hangs around hospitals to suck out the life force of sick and dying people, Gorebyss sucks all the body fluids out of its prey and is literally described as cruel in the Dex, Sliggoo can accidentally melt its friends with acid…yeah Pokemon was already pretty dark.

My sister’s summary of a book she has never read
  • Bug: It’s a guy, who tells his life story at a bar and he’s a koala-
  • Me: He's Edema Ruh
  • Bug: -and he plays the lute and he’s in love with Denna and likes to name things.
  • Me: Well, you're not wrong.

anonymous asked:

just curious, what do you look like?

I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

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Donald gets a vote, and he can’t tell the difference between a real person and a fictional one, look!

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‘when I was a pupil of Gros, instead of daubing wretched little pictures, I passed my time in pilfering apples’

if grantaire studied under gros that probably means he used to be pretty good, artists don’t just take nobodies with zero art skills for understudies
he would already be solidly proficient at basic academic painting and drawing
…ah, young and enthusiastic grantaire, i wonder at what point he had stopped trying

@calyssmarviss reblogged your post:The Force Ghosts Get Kicked Out

I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT ANAKIN’S PANT SITUATION IT’S VERY VERY IMPORTANT

*dies* I left it intentionally vague for comedic purposes!!!  😄

He’s probably just wearing boxers. I pretty much assume that Anakin just hangs out in his underwear on Luke’s couch, laying all over Obi-Wan and watching his stories. 

(Either that or he’s dressed like your art from the other day – a kimono and nothing else.)