no third parties

Hey how’s all my “but both sides are the same” peeps at today?

You feelin good?

You feelin happy?

You feelin that proud self-righteous feeling?

You feelin that your insistence that both sides are the same, that your insistence that there’s no reason to vote for Hillary, that she’d be “even worse” than Trump, that she “screwed” Bernie and deserves what she got… you feelin all that’s still worth it?

You feelin like your obsession with Ben Ghazi’s buttery males is worth 22 million Americans getting stripped of health insurance? That it’s worth the President of the United States of America going out and giving a speech to the Boy Scouts of America that basically is trying to recruit them into being his own Twitler Youth?

Well I just want to say thanks. As someone who relies on the ACA for health insurance, thanks. As someone whose mental and physical well being is reliant on being able to see doctors when needed, thanks. As someone whose family has a history of cancer, thanks. Thank you for all that you’ve done to hurt as many people as possible just so you can be a self-righteous asshole.

I hope that you will forever be proud of the fact that millions of Americans will lose their health coverage because you value your purity ahead of the human lives.

And more than anything, I hope that pride isn’t classified as a “pre-exisiting condition” that will now deny you the ability to get health insurance. 

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Rochu Week: Day 3

Red // Animals

For this I have come up with a ‘superhero’ AU! In this, Mr. Russia is a sort of Lex Luthor-esque character– a multi-billionaire man, dealing illegal weapons to the undergrounds, or really just anyone willing to pay.

Mr. China on the other hand is an assassin sent eliminate Mr. Russia, however, in the middle of his job, the two are attacked by a third party group, sent by the same people who hired Mr. China. Realizing the trap that had been sent to kill him, Mr. China stops his mission and joins onto Mr. Russia’s side- the two of them swiftly taking out the third party. Mr. Russia ends up hiring Mr. China as a body guard and he accepts.

TalesFromTheFrontDesk: But I Have A Reservation!

I’ve just finished a back to back (2 hours sleep, record wooo), in which I’ve been training the new guy and having to do my usual work as we’re understaffed and it’s the busiest day of our week. I thought I’d share the highlight of my day, which made me want to curl up under the desk and cry a bit because it was one of those days. M - Me. SL - stupid lady.

M: Good Morning IDesparatelyNeedSleep Hotel, this is pizzaandpuns, how can I help you?

SL: I have a booking for this date, but I actually need it for that date.

M: sighs with anticipation knowing what is about to go down Okay, and how did you make the booking, through us direct or online through a third party?

SL: Booking.com.

M: Alright, well all changes to your reservation need to be made through Booking.com and not us as they’re you’re agent, we cannot change anything until they do.

SL: Well we did that, but their saying the date we want isn’t available, on the 25th.

M: * pulls up room plan* That’s right I can see here we are fully booked that day, so that’s why they can’t amend the booking.

SL: No, you don’t understand, we have a reservation.

M: Yes m'am, for the 26th. We have no rooms on the 25th, we’re fully booked.

SL: but I have a reservation! I booked my room for the 26th because it wouldn’t let me book the 25th, so I need you to change it to the 25th.

M: sick of being polite and this shit M'am, you need to understand your booking is for the 26th. You have reserved your room for that day only, it doesn’t entitle you to stay any other day you’d like. You can’t book the 25th because there are physically no rooms available for you to. Now, you can either cancel this reservation and go online and rebook another property or you can leave it as it is.

SL: “Well that’s just terrible! You’re so unhelpful, I never wanted to stay and your crappy property anyway! hangs up

Some people….

By: pizzaandpuns

anonymous asked:

hi dave so i promised myself i'd start studying a new language this summer but i can't decide which one to do (eventually i want to be able to speak both) so i'm asking you and english is the only language i speak just so you know. should i start learning french or korean?? i'm sorta leaning towards french but idk which one to do :/ i don't expect you to know which is easier but i just sorta want a third party opinion

aw i think those are both pretty cool languages. i don’t know any korean but apparently it’s a language that makes structural sense? french is good for romantic and rude phrases iirc

The Snopes stuff is unfortunate but the guy that’s running the legal defense gofundme is a liar. He didn’t found Snopes by himself, he did it with his ex-wife who was a co-founder & major contributor up until their divorce.

After that she sold her shares to a third party, and then Snopesbro started committing actual corporate fraud to try and conceal assets and value, and engaged in a fraud campaign to dilute shares so he could take sole control over it.

He’s now actively engaging in revisionist history attempts to completely erase his wife from the legacy of the site, and he’ll definitely have to sell his share of the site once he’s financially ruined in court.

video games in tv shows

(playing open world rpg on a vcr with a third party GameCube controller) Shauna i cant stop playing now! i need just 200 points more to advance to the next level (furiously mashing buttons, beeping ensues)

I feel really sad for people who don’t let themselves have cereal late at night, go on ice cream runs with friends, pizza at sleepovers, or eat things like oil and salt. Living spontaneously and enjoying food are such fun parts of life, and some of my favourite memories.

If you’re restricting yourself or letting some toxic mindset control you, please, work to set yourself free. Life is too short not to eat muesli at 10pm or your body weight in peanut butter.

ok look: the classroom scene with miles was beautiful and i cried but also can you imagine that scene from one of the random kids in that class’s perspective????

“hey how was that quiz you had in english today”

“well actually that angsty white boy from the school play needed to learn to respect the value of his own personal experiences so we all just kind of acknowledged our collective traumas for 40 minutes instead”

Lords’ reactions to MC’s pregnancy announcement
  • Nobunaga is proud of her, proud of himself, proud of the tiny little foetus they made together, SO PROUD HE CAN’T CONTAIN IT. He gathers the retainers and makes them party until dawn. Katsuie is in tears because he’s so happy (and incredibly drunk). Nobu sneaks out early with her because she needs to rest and he is going to make sure she gets ALL the rest.
  • Mitsuhide is stunned but so excited. His dream of having ten children is finally getting underway! He kisses her tummy and her lips and her forehead and her nose and her cheeks, he can’t stop, he just wants to shower her with love and affection. He’s so thankful that she’s in his life and in love with him and bearing his baby.
  • Yukimura is terrified. Women die in childbirth, what if that happens to her!? He tries to put on a strong face but he is so freaked out. He wants her on bed rest immediately, wants to carry her if she looks even the tiniest bit tired (actually, even if she doesn’t), goes to the medicinal shop in town and asks the herbalist for advice on how to take care of pregnant women. He is going to do his absolute best to make sure that nothing bad happens to her or their baby.
  • Saizo is… conflicted. But he sees how worried she is about how he’s going to react, and he just can’t have that. He puts an arm around her shoulder and kisses her hair and tells her you’re going to have to start making dango in bigger portions because he’s not going to share, not even with his own child.
  • Masamune is happy, but a little apprehensive. His relationship with his family is complicated, to say the least, and he’s a teeny bit worried about whether he can be a good father. Low-key hoping for a girl so that things won’t get worse with Yoshihime and Kojirou. Kisses her cheek and pulls her in close, rests his hand on her stomach, starts daydreaming about their future and tells her about it.
  • Kojuro is very pleased and satisfied. He’s always liked children and he feels like he practically raised Masamune and Shigezane, so he’s 100% ready for his own kids. Things might not always go smoothly, but they’ll be together and they’ll face their troubles together. He is so ready. They cuddle (he’s totally not tearing up at all), he can’t stop stroking her hair and kissing the top of her head. They start making plans for their new nursery.
  • Hideyoshi is ultra hyped! Puts a hand on her cheek and they just smile at each other for a moment before kissing. And then he wants to go and tell everybody the good news. They walk around the castle hand in hand and he’s grinning and everybody’s congratulating them and it’s perfect.
  • Inuchiyo is speechless. Like… really? Are you sure? It takes a couple of moments to sink in, but when it does, the smile on his face is the biggest ever. He grabs her, lifts her, and hugs her really hard before nearly dropping her because DID HE JUST SQUISH THE BUN IN THE OVEN? No, Inuchiyo. No. He wants to go and shout it from the rooftops, he’s so overjoyed that they’re starting this new stage of their lives together.
  • Ieyasu stares at her, eyes wide. Well… I guess even someone like you can catch me by surprise sometimes. She laughs and launches herself at him, he catches her and she wraps her arms around him. He’s a little worried that he won’t know how to be a good father, but he can’t brood about it when she’s smiling at him like that, her face mere inches from his own. He silently vows to give his child a life far better than his.
  • Mitsunari walks out. When she gets to the door and looks up and down the corridor, he’s nowhere to be seen. She fumes and frets and has driven herself into a frenzy when he finally reappears an hour later. These are books about pregnancy, childbirth, and parenting. We are going to read every one of them cover to cover. She grabs the nearest one and throws it at his head.
  • Shingen grins in satisfaction because that’s what he’s been gunning for all along. He pulls her close and kisses her, like hell yeah that’s my woman, always giving me exactly what I need. The Takeda clan celebrates late into the night. Kansuke brews a herbal tonic for her and pointedly says that he hopes she will be a better patient than her husband. Shingen roars with laughter.
  • Kenshin is really excited and immediately starts planning for the baby. The furniture, the clothes, the toys, babies need so many things! And he is going to find the most perfect things. Many, many perfect things. They hug, but before he can suggest they go out shopping, she says that they should tell everyone the good news! Especially Kanetsugu, he’ll be so happy for them!

Bonus:

  • ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. Nobuyuki smiles.