no that's the lion king

the signs as old disney movies/tv shows

aries: toy story

taurus: the cheetah girls

gemini: kim possible

cancer: suite life of zack and cody

leo: high school musical

virgo: even stevens

libra: the proud family

scorpio: monster inc.

sagittarius: lilo and stitch

capricorn: thats so raven

aquarius: the lion king

pisces: hannah montana

ok the lion king 2 actually really isn’t a bad movie BUT there are two incredibly distracting things in it

1) THE EYES!! they all look at eachother really sexily. simba is especially guilty of this, even when he looks at kovu he has this “lets get it on face”. like honestly… the sexual tension in this movie. 

2) kiara calls simba “daddy” exclusively. not once does she call him “dad” or by his name.

about those lion king comparisons to t’chaka&t’challa

like listen, i get it. in fact i feel it. deeply. i had the same expression in the theater as i do when i’m on my couch doing a lion king rewatch.

but i don’t trust this fandom with black characters one gotdamn second because we can’t have nice things.

it really rubs me the wrong way when that comparison to animals (even the purest cartoon ones) is made about two black men showing deep emotion.

i’m sensitive because you made me that way, mcu fandom.


An Unexpected Journey : Fili gifs (2/?) -> Blunt the knives [x]

“Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!”

So im babysitting and this kid is like 10 and his mom had a video tape lying around and he was asking me like “what is this” so im like “lol thats a video of the lion king” and hes like “what dou you mean? a video?” so im like…… “Its like a dvd but then older and a bit different” so he goes “this would never fit in my laptop, how do you watch this?”