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  • Hamilton: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One. Maria, codename: "Been There, Done That". Eliza is "Currently Doing That". Angelica is "It Happened Once In A Dream". John, codename: "If I Had To Pick A Guy". And Aaron is... Eagle Two.
  • Burr: Oh thank god.
  • me watching parks and recreation: working in government is fun and will lead to lifelong friendships and great change for citizens!
  • me watching veep: working in government is terrible and will make you hate everyone and prove change is impossible!
  • me watching west wing: working in politics is honorable and courageous and will let you interact with the greatest and most heroic people in the country!
  • me watching house of cards: working in government will get you murdered!
the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!

Chuck: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Castiel: I did. I broke it.

Chuck: No. No, you didn’t. Dean?

Dean: Don’t look at me. Look at Crowley!

Crowley: What?! I didn’t break it.

Dean: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Crowley: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Dean: Suspicious.

Crowley: No, it’s not!

Sam: If it matters, probably not… Rowena was the last one to use it.

Rowena: Liar! Like I would even drink that crap!

Sam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to kill people. Everyone knows that, Samuel!

Castiel: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Father.

Chuck: No. Who broke it?

Dean: [whispering] Chuck, Gabriel’s been awfully quiet…

Gabriel: Really?!

Dean: Yeah, really!

Chuck: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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  • Bill Cipher: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Triangle One. Sixer, code name - Been There, Done That. Pine Tree is - Currently Doing That. Gideon is - It Happened Once In A Dream. Pacifica, code name - If I Had To Pick A Girl. Shooting Star is... Triangle Two.
  • Mabel: Oh Thank God
Imagine Somehow Draco's and Harry's Crew Actually Hung Out
  • Draco: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Blaise: ... I did. I broke it.
  • Draco: No. No, you didn’t. Ron?
  • Ron: Don’t look at me, look at Hermione.
  • Hermione: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Ron: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Hermione: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Ron: Suspicious.
  • Hermione: No, it’s not!
  • Harry: Psst... If it matters, probably not… Pansy was the last one to use it.
  • Pansy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Harry: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Pansy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Harry!
  • Blaise: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Draco.
  • Draco: No! Who broke it?!
  • Ron: *whispering* Well, Ginny's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Ginny: *death glare* oh reALLY
  • *Yelling ensues*
  • *Camera pans to Draco*
  • Draco: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Draco: Well, good. It was getting awfully chummy in here.