From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One. Maria, codename: "Been There, Done That". Eliza is "Currently Doing That". Angelica is "It Happened Once In A Dream". John, codename: "If I Had To Pick A Guy". And Aaron is... Eagle Two.
Chuck: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just
Castiel: I did. I broke it.
Chuck: No. No, you didn’t. Dean?
Dean: Don’t look at me. Look at Crowley!
Crowley: What?! I didn’t break it.
Dean: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was
Crowley: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s
Crowley: No, it’s not!
Sam: If it matters, probably not… Rowena was the last one to
Rowena: Liar! Like I would even drink that crap!
Sam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart
Rowena: I use the wooden stirrers to kill people. Everyone
knows that, Samuel!
Castiel: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay
for it Father.
Chuck: No. Who broke it?
Dean: [whispering] Chuck, Gabriel’s been awfully quiet…
Dean: Yeah, really!
Chuck: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict
ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their
faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around
From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Triangle One. Sixer, code name - Been There, Done That. Pine Tree is - Currently Doing That. Gideon is - It Happened Once In A Dream. Pacifica, code name - If I Had To Pick A Girl. Shooting Star is... Triangle Two.
okay so there was this episode of parks and rec where a guy who’s obsessed with twilight locks himself in leslie’s office until they put the books in a government time capsule and instead of just doing the easy thing and bashing on those trash novels and making the same jokes everyone’s already made the writers turned it into a great story about the way we attach to mediocre things and how important those things can be to us. like i don’t think there was a single moment in it where they made a joke about how terrible twilight is, and it got really emotional when you find out the guy actually doesn’t care about twilight but it’s his middle school-aged daughter’s favorite novel and since him and her mom are going through a divorce right now he thought this would bring them closer and cheer her up from the divorce and holy shit parks and rec is such an amazing show that never took the easy way out by just piggybacking on other people’s jokes
btw this is coming from someone who absolutely despises twilight