no text it is then

Peggy: You love Lafayette, don’t ya?

Hercules: Yes.

Peggy: Do you wanna hold him?

Hercules: Yes.

Peggy: Please him?

Hercules: Yes.

Peggy: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little tenderness! A lot of people love that romantic crap.

Rhett this week: A Summary
  • Rhett: fuck these racist for ruining tiki torches for me
  • Rhett: i once sent Link a pic of two polar bears fucking
  • Rhett: here's a cute pic of me and Link reading the book together
  • Rhett: btw here's a whole article on how I've learned how to be a Good White™ throughout my life
  • Rhett: Nutella party at my place you're all invited
  • Rhett: also btw i have frozen peas on my nuts here's an aesthetic pic of me
Fake Texts and Reactions MasterList

Hopefully these links work! It took me 3 Hours to copy all the links lol

This will be organized by in 2 Masterlists 

  • Texts and reactions
  • Series and one shots


Stalker Yoongi Sensitive- [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

Mind Fuck with Namjoon- [Part 1] [Part 2]

If Only [Jimin angst]- [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6]

Daily Taekook texts- [Part 1] Completed 

Poly! Yoonmin texts- [Part 1] Completed

Telling Namjoon you are tall- [Part 1] Completed

Telling Jimin you’re pregnant- [Part 1] Completed 

Smooth Taehyung- [Part 1] Completed 

Jinyoung- [Part 1]

Jaebum- [Part 2]

Yugyeom- [Part 3]

Smut texts

Jin- [Part 1] 

Yoongi- [Part 1]

Hoseok- [Part 1]

Namjoon- [Part 1]

Jimin- [Part 1]

Taehyung- [Part 1]

Jungkook- [Part 1]

Can i suck your lollipop? (Jungkook)- [Part 1] Completed 

Smut texts section completed

Comeback poster (Jungkook)- [Part 1] Completed 

Yoongi Twitter Update- [Part 1] Completed 

You are being followed- [Part 1]

Soft Yoongi- [Part 1]

Jealous texts- [Hyung line] [Maknae Line] 

Meme Group chat- [Part 1] Completed

Test texts/ Namjoon- [Part 1] Completed 

I’m Cackling- [Part 1] Completed 

Misunderstanding (Jimin)- [Part 1] [Part 2] Completed 

Funny texts- [Hyung line] [Maknae Line] Completed 

Charmander?! (Jin)- [Part 1] Completed 

Get Your Mind out of the Gutter! (Namjoon)- [Part 1] Completed

Jin Cheats- [Part 1] [Part 2] Completed 

When Jimin is cutely Jealous- [Part 1] Completed

Because he was busy you got hurt (Yoongi)- [Part 1]

My Misery (Jimin)- [Part 1] Completed

Telling Hobi you are pregnant then the rest of the boys- [Part  1]  

Bad Timing- [Part 1] [Part 2] 

You don’t tell him you are in the Hospital (Yoongi)- [Part 1] Completed

Meme battle Spongebob edition (Jungkook)- [part 1] Completed

You and Jin grow distant- [Part 1] [Part 2] 

Yoongi jumps to conclusions- [Part 1] [Part 2]

Big hit coffee- [Prologue] 

Jimin takes his stress out on you- [Part 1] [Part 2] Completed

Big Hit Assassins- [Part 1] [Part 2]

Surprising Tae w/ a puppy- [Part 1] Completed


You getting lipstick on their face [M]

Their S/o rapping in their native tongue


You were stabbed[S]

Cliff jumping

You sitting on their lap[M]

Finding their s/o asleep with their solo song playing because he/she wants to hear their voice

You being a tsundere

You have stretch marks [S]

Your butt is too big[M]

You hate your smile[S]

You ship them with another member

How they would sleep with you[M]

Your Butt is too big version 2 [M]

It’s  finally done lol