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Shit white people do:

-Watch Friends

-Buy Arrested Development box sets

-Turn up the volume when an Eminem song comes on

-Drink too much Mt Dew

-Think garlic is spicy

-Thirst over Justin Timberlake

-Own books about serial killers

-Literally die somehow from a frat hazing

-Have a favorite brand of box wine

-Idolize Kylie Jenner

-Have Fursonas

-Yell at their parents in public

-Call guacamole “GUAC”