no tess you are not cute

The Old College Try (Lin/Reader roommate AU)

Summary: You spent the summer before your freshman year of college thinking your roommate was going to be a girl named Lin. When you get to campus, that’s not what you find.

Part One: In which there are rooming assignment mishaps, salsa dancing, and Lunchables.  

You can find Part Two here!

You can find Part Three here!

Note: Write-a-thon Day 1! This can probably stand alone, but I’m tentatively calling it Part 1 out of 3. College!Lin is hard to walk away from, and I have plans for him.

Rating: T

Words: 2803

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Imagine Tom sending you cute videos when you’re apart. He’s been away filming for months, but you finally get to see him tomorrow. You miss him so much, you’re tempted to go sit at the airport now just to bring your reunion a little closer. This morning, he sent you a video of him and Tessa, telling you how excited they are to see you. “Tell Mama you love her, Tess!” Even when you’re apart, he still manages to make your entire day.

Requested by @magicfucksunicorns <3

anonymous asked:

could you rec some wlw ya books? thanksss

this will be so long I hope you’re ready

  • The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow: literally one of my fave books of all time, amazingly complex villain, super strong main character dates her adorable gf (neither of them say the word bi because it’s in the future but I’m pretty sure they both are), you will be genuinely confused which side is good and which side is bad, the three main characters are So Good, tw for an unhappy ending to this one, but a sequel is coming out and I’m confident the ending will be semi-happy. 
  • Love Letters To The Dead: the wlw “side-romance” is honestly given just as much screentime as (if not more than) the main romance. literally one of my all-time favorite romances in anything ever, I read this book in my questioning phase and it changed my life
  • This Is Where It Ends: lesbians at a school shooting, primarily non-white characters, you will cry (spoilers: they both live and stay together)
  • The Abyss Surrounds Us by Emily Skrutskie: lesbian pirate x lesbian sea monster trainer in the future. Literally. There’s a sequel coming soon, and I have faith that it will end happily. The author draws fanart of Swift and Cas kissing and posts it to her tumblr (again, not kidding, there’s some on my blog). Main character is asian. otp: equal footing
  • Beauty Queens by Libba Bray: f/f romance, one lesbian one bi girl and one trans girl. Hilarious social commentary, very feminist, lots of woc. Libba Bray also has another hist fiction series that I’ve heard is gay (the first book is called A Great And Terrible Beauty) but I don’t know much about it. 
  • Lies My Girlfriend Told Me: Basically: Girl #1 finds out her dead girlfriend was cheating on her with Girl #2. Girl #1 and Girl #2 fall in love. This book is so adorable. The author has several thousand other wlw books so knock yourselves out. 
  • Tell Me Again How A Crush Should Feel by Sara Farizan: a cheesefest with racial diversity. I love this book so much (it’s so good and PURE) even though it’s not hugely deep. 
  • You Know Me Well by David Levithan + Nina Lacour: The authors alone should be enough to make you want to read this. I still am lowkey bitter the two boys didn’t end up together, but they stay friends and all so it’s fine. Found family!
  • Ash and Huntress by Malinda Lo: occur in the same world, although you don’t have to read both. Ash is lesbian cinderella. Huntress focuses more on character development and is my personal favorite, but tw for a bittersweet ending. Malinda Lo also wrote the Adaptation series, featuring a bisexual protag and her alien gf, but that one wasn’t my favorite. I know a lot of people who love it though!
  • Lies We Tell Ourselves by Robin Talley: 1960s civil rights era lesbians, ends happily. It emphasizes all of the problematic tropes often used in “overcoming racism” stories and why they’re not okay. This was recced to me by a black person so I trust that assessment. I also really love her other books, which have a lot of wlw as well. 
  • Otherbound: f/f romance, bi girl as main character. There’s literally not a single white character. It’s about body swapping and fantasy! talks frankly about the issues in the main relationship, suspenseful. Sense8 in a way.  
  • Fat Angie by E. Charlton-Trujillo: A girl sees Angie for who she truly is and they fall in love. Probably the least fatphobic book with a fat main character I’ve ever read. Pure!
  • Afterworlds by Scott Westerfeld: Storyline between two authors in New York, ends happily and is paralleled to main romance storyline. the protagonist was confirmed acearo spec on Twitter (it’s pretty obvious if you read the book) which makes my ace wlw ass happy!
  • Everything Leads To You by Nina Lacour: moviemaker wlw! cheesy as all hell, but adorable and really deep. very much recommended if you’re into moviemaking or acting
  • The Dark Wife by Sara Diemer: Persephone / Hades, literally fan fiction. My gay classics student ass unabashedly loved this. I think you can get it free on the author'a blog? Attempted rape tw (not between the main couple, their relationship was entirely consensual)
  • 10 Things I Can See From Here: Main character has anxiety and falls in love with girl who isn’t afraid of anything. This was cute and good for people with anxiety, although not quite as deep as it tried to be. 

Some That Aren’t Love Stories Quite As Much: 

  • Far From You by Tess Sharpe: crime thriller with bi / recovering drug addict main character and major f/f romance. Not a happy ending for the couple bc the romance is in the past, but happy ending for the protagonist. This is one of my all time faves. 
  • Exit Pursued By A Bear by EK Johnston: About the main character’s rape and her subsequent abortion. Main character does not have a romance plot, but her best friend (the second most important character) is a lesbian and falls in love with another friend. This one doesn’t belong quite as much, but it’s one of my all time favorite books ever and it’s all about female friendship / love. (ALSO READ HER OTHER BOOK A THOUSAND NIGHTS)
  • Cherry: About female friendships and relationships with sex, really feminist. There are four girls, one realizes she’s gay, and her friends are just so pure and supportive about it???? there’s a bit of romance but I still feel like it’s more about the friendships between the girls. 
  • Tricks and sequel Traffick by Ellen Hopkins: about kids forced into prositution, so all the tws. among main characters, there’s a gay guy and a bi girl who leans towards women (actual quote from her!). Ignore the back that says “four straight one gay” because it’s a lie. (I had so much fun with that the first time I read these.) Two separate f/f romances and a m/m romance. The bi girl is such an amazing character and I love her with all my heart. Don’t remember ending for couples but the girl is definitely happy. 
  • Kissing The Witch: Sometimes-gay versions of fairytales, really really interesting. 
  • If You Could Be Mine by Sara Farizan: realistic fiction about what wlw in Iran have to go through. tw for a not-great end for the couple, but there’s no death and the main character is happy. It’s more about the self-acceptance of the main character than about the romance. Also deals with trans issues. 
  • Ask The Passengers by A.S. King: a very different sort of book? it’s hard to explain. more about coming out than about romance. Happy ending. 
  • The Miseducation Of Cameron Post by Emily Danforth: again, more about coming out, but wow this book is amazing. Happy ending. 

Fucked-Up Female Friendships Aesthetic

  • Suicide Notes From Beautiful Girls by: This book is so freaky and messed up and I’m still not exactly sure how it ended, but it still blew me away. The Mr and Mrs Smith wlw au you never knew you wanted, although I’m not going to spoil how. Fucked up ending but still happyish? 
  • Dare Me by Megan Abbot: This book is creepy as fuck and revolves around the relationship between two girls which is… really gay, like canonically gay. I liked this a lot, but be warned that it’s not a romance. Happy ending mostly?
  • Dangerous Girls by Abigail Haas: This one had a lot of wasted potential in the form of a well-built story about the craziness of rich kids partying, but it is a very good murder mystery focused around two girls. 

I’ve read all of these, so ask me if you have any questions about them! If you’re looking for more masterposts, try @wlwbooksource

Headcanon: Being best Friends with Tom Holland and Harrison Osterfield would include:
  • Being the three musketeers
  • Roasting each other 24/7
  • Being attached at the hip, practically together 24/7
  • Pretending to find them annoying
  • Teasingly complaining about them
  • Calling each other out on their shit
  • Not taking yourself or each other seriously
  • Constantly taking pictures of each other and with each other
  • Loving their bromance and feeling slightly jealous of it
  • Them being protective as hell
  • Teasing them about how they are practically Peter Parker and Harry Osborn in real life
  • Joining the Batman vs Spiderman argument
  • Social Media wars
  • Constantly tagging each other in photos
  • You and Harrison being proud as hell of Tom
  • Judging Tom hardcore for his hello kitty pajama pants, but stealing them when he isn’t around
  • Always stealing their shirts because it isn’t like they wear them anyway
  • Admiring their shirtless bodies 24/7
  • Them taking care of you when you’re sick
  • Taking care of them when they are sick
  • Always laughing when you’re with them
  • Long hugs
  • Them always teasing you about your height
  • Working out with them/ watching them work out
  • Playing basketball with them
  • Them teaching you how to play basketball
  • Tessa loving you
  • Monty loving you
  • The boys being jealous about how much Monty and Tess love you
  • Swearing 24/7
  • Scolding Tom for swearing all the time
  • Horrible nicknames
  • Trying to keep the two in line
  • Being tumblr af
  • Being amazed by all your instagram followers
  • Traveling with them because they can’t stand being separated
  • Tom getting you a job onset
  • Making fun of Tom with the Avengers cast
  • Bonding with Sebastian while making fun of Tom
  • RDJ seeing you as a daughter
  • Becoming BFF’s with Zendaya
  • Their fans loving you
  • Being shipped with Tom
  • Being shipped with Haz
  • Having a shit ton of fan art
  • Both boys being cuddly as hell despite not wanting to admit it
  • Always having each other’s back
  • Everyone loving you
  • Their parents adore you and treating you like a daughter
  • Their parents fighting over who you will end up with
  • Late night conversations
  • Going over just to cuddle in the middle of the night after a nightmare
  • Being no stranger to Tom climbing in your window
  • Them buying you food
  • Aesthetic photos
  • Stealing Tess or Monty daily
  • “Y/n not again give back Tess/Monty”
  • Just a perfect, loving and supportive friendship
  • Legit friendship goals
The Old College Try: Part 2 (Lin/Reader college roommate!AU)

Summary: You spent the summer before your freshman year of college thinking your roommate was going to be a girl named Lin. When you get to campus, that’s not what you find.

Part Two: In which there are crayon contracts and costume parties, but definitely no jealousy.

Note: Sorry this took me so long to get out! Now that the story is completely outline, it should flow a lot faster. I’m pretty sure this is Part 2 out of 4.

You can find Part One here!

You can find Part Three here!

A few people asked to be tagged, so this is that!: @icanneverbesatisfied @clamilton @moonchildcharm @danspepes @calumbeans @blueco16 @brigzter-ly @21phantasticromances @picklessfights @thedoctorsnerdgirl @smileystumph @beestigo @lindsay-grey

Rating: T

Words: 4021

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anonymous asked:

do you know any wlw with actual plot? can be realistic, can be fantasy, i just can't stand wlw books who center on the gay

lemme see lemme see

  • black wolves by kate elliott - which i am reading right now has just slotted in a couple of wlw and its not about them being gay
  • colorblind by siera maley - kind of??? like its not a coming out story
  • tell the truth, shame the devil by melina marchetta
  • the lynburn legacy by sarah rees brennan - has a side couple but theyre given quite a bit of page time
  • run by kody keplinger - tho she isnt the narrator so you dont get her pov :(
  • engelsfors trilogy by sara b elfgren and mats strandberg
  • serpentine by cindy pon - tho again side couple :( (but theyre gonna get more page time and povs in book 2!!!)
  • far from you by tess sharpe - oh boy this will fuck u up i promise
  • everything leads to you by nina lacour - so!!! cute!!!!
  • santa olivia by jacqueline carey
  • kiss the morning star by elissa janine hoole - basically on the road but with lesbians
  • adaptation by malinda lo - aliens!! wlw!!!!
  • ash by malinda lo - wlw cinderella retelling!!!!
  • the miseducation of cameron post by emily m danforth - i know u said not centring on being gay but this doesnt wholly centre on that (theres some) so pls read it
How We Met

Pairing: Civilian!Tom Holland x Reader

Description: You’re casually strolling around your local dog park. Nothing unusual. That is until you get made into the biggest fool alive. Oh yeah and its in front of the most attractive boy you’ve ever met. Great.

Warning: Adorable puppies and the misuse of commas in about every other sentence. Good luck.

Reader’s POV:

The slight breeze brushed against the red, orange and yellow leaves that kissed the clean blue sky. Surrounding birds were gaily tweeting their special songs, nestled between branches. My black lab, Grizzly, and I were exploring the dog park I always said I would go to but never had the time to visit. School had given me the wonderful temporary release from my daily confinement called Christmas break. 

Grizz was crazy excited, running around in the new expanse and sniffing everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in sight. One earbud in my ear was singing the new song by my favorite artist that I’ve been DYING to hear. No seriously. I was almost in a car crash because of my ranting to my amused but slightly scared friend about its release. Skipping with the beat, it was unfortunate I wasn’t paying attention to my surroundings. A tennis ball soared through the air and came into contact with my head. Considerably dismantled, I didn’t notice the gnarly branch peeking out of the ground waiting for its next unsuspecting victim (the first being the adorably clumsy human you’re about to meet).

“Oh my gosh! I’m terribly sorry! I didn’t see you!”

The most gorgeous (British) voice traveled through the air meeting my delighted ears. Graceful footsteps sounded across the grassy terrain stopping near where I sat.

“Here, let me help you.” An elegant pale hand reached down to aid me.

“Oh, thanks. It’s really alright. That happens a lot more than it should.” It was completely embarrassing to have fallen in front of a complete stranger. I couldn’t quite get the courage to look up at him yet.

“So idiot blokes like me hit you with tennis balls making you fall over branches in a dog park often? You must be quite special.”

Oh gosh. He’s laughing. Can this get any more embarrassing? Is it possible to spontaneously combust from embarrassment? If it is, let it happen.

I slowly look up at him and am completely taken aback. There are no words. What are words? HOW DO YOU ENGLISH? OH NO HE’S TALKING TO ME!! BRAIN!! WORK!!

“Uh, I-I-I’m Tom. Again, terribly sorry. I was just playing with my dog.”

“I-it’s really fine. My name is (y/n). I’m here with my dog, too. Uh, I mean, obviously. Its a dog park. Its not like I’m here to kidnap dogs or anything. Oh gosh, that probably sounded terrible. I have a dog. I love dogs….heh.”

Kill me.

“You’re completely fine, though? Nothing got hurt when you fell?” he seemed genuinely concerned. Cute.

“Only my ego. I guess there wasn’t much of it there anyways.” Then he laughed. Did he think I was funny..?

“Hah! That’s hilarious! (phew) What breed is your dog?” “Grizzly is a black lab.” “Oh cute. Little Tessa is an American Staffordshire Terrier.”

It was as if they knew we were talking about them when our two bounding dogs barked their way over to their owners.

“Hey buddy! Did you make a new friend? Oh really? Isn’t that fun? Yeah you were a good boy weren’t you? Good dog.”

Reaching down to pet Tessa, Tom watched as I completely dropped any nervousness I previously had. Looking up, I noticed him staring.

“Oh sorry. I’m a bit puppy crazy..” “Not don’t apologize.. do you want to meet Tess?” “Um.. of course!”

“Okay okay. Ha! You really love pups, don’t you? Tessa. Meet (y/n). She’s my new friend.”

Tessa inched over to sniff my hand and immediately started nuzzling it. She flopped onto her back, begging for a scratch.

“Aww! Hey baby girl! Aren’t you adorable!”

While I played with Tessa, Grizzly leaped over to Tom. Shying away from his hand, Grizz seemed to be playing a game with the brit, letting him get close but not quite touching. Tom seemed a bit disappointed.

“It’s ok. He does that with everyone he likes.” “He likes me?” “Definitely.”

Feeling better, Tom and Grizzly started to chase each other around the field. After playing with the puppies for a while, it was time to head home.

“I better get going. The fam might worry..” “Oh yeah of course… it was great to meet you and Grizz.” “Likewise.”

Calling Grizz and making our way out, I took a last glance at our new friends and left the park.

“Wait, (y/n)!”

(Jk its not over XD)

“What’s up, Tom?” “ I really liked spending time with you and Tessa seems to really like you too and you’re really cool and I think you’re really pretty and.. and..” “Tom?”

He sighed. “Yeah?”

“Do you want my number?” I tried to stifle my laugh as he let out the most relieved sigh.

“Yes.” I hand him folded piece of paper. “I figured.”

I then left feeling confident and proud of myself with the way I left things. I felt pretty cool.. you know until I tripped walking down the street. I really hope he didn’t see that. I look back and see him laughing and waving.

Yeah. He saw.

cerviceps  asked:

piggybacking off of that anon's question-- which young adult lgbt books did you read that you would recommend? (thank you in advance if you answer this!!)

No prob! Here’s a bunch I often recommend:

The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M. Danforth  - beautiful, heartbreaking, easily landed in “one of my favourite novels of all time” territory
A Love Story Starring My Dead Best Friend by Emily Horner - sweet and precious story about moving forward from death
Tell Me Again How a Crush Should Feel by Sara Farizan - a really sharp and funny book from a brilliant author whose work I find highly influential
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli - cute and deeply relatable (if you are me)
Everything Leads to You by Nina LaCour - an expertly constructed love story, more new adult than young adult I suppose.
Under the Lights by Dahlia Adler - it’s the second in a series but you don’t have to read the first one to enjoy this
Starting From Here by Lisa Jenn Bigelow - charming, memorable protagonist
Openly Straight by Bill Konigsburg - great story about grappling with identity and self-presentation
Far From You by Tess Sharpe - much darker than the rest of this list. life is strange wishes it could handle its difficult subject matter this well
Skim by Mariko and Jillian Tamaki - awesome graphic novel by a couple of national treasures.

anonymous asked:

Have you ever drawn and Symbra (Symmetra/Sombra)? And what's your opinion on it? I think they're rlly cute gals

I HAVNT! theres a lotta pairings i should draw lmao but i think its cute……………………!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

ok but your first sim in your gallery was so cute?? would you ever consider uploading the original version because she's so beautiful omg

:-O if ur talkin abt tess from my post earlier!!!!!!! i just put both versions of her on the gallery!!!!!! im ‘neetneetsims’ on the gallery!!!!!!!!! have fun!!!!!! xoxo

anonymous asked:

your post is so right. in london tom is such a good big bro, hanging out with his little brother, spending time with tess, Kissing her little head! and overall being so Cute and Soft. oh and having his Curls

london tom is such a soft sweet boy. i bet if you put him in heavy rain he would just melt bc he’s actually made of pure sugar.

It’s All In The Expression (Modern AU)

Originally posted by soracormac

Requested by: @superwholockstringpuller

“You play Double Bass/Cello and I play 1st chair Violin and we keep making eye contact and damn your super cute. For Shay 😁”

Pairing: Shay Cormac x reader

Word Count: 1,568

Note: I could’ve done this so much better that this but, due to the lack of inspiration at the moment, this is what my potato of a brain came up with. I hope you like it, Tess! :’)

I’m late again, damn it.

You cursed yourself as you struggled between holding your heavy violin case, your bag and your water bottle as you ran down the hallways of your school. But, alas, you were used to doing such things due to your terrible ability to keep track of time. No matter what you did, it seemed that luck was never going to be on your side when it came to being early for once. In fact, you held quite the reputation for being tardy.

The door to your classroom was in the process of being closed, you could see it. The teacher, Mr Gist, even stuck his head out to look around for any stray students who had yet to arrive—you being the only one, no doubt. You wanted to call out to him, but you weren’t one for making a scene in a quiet hallway, and so you sped up, hoping to catch him before he went back inside. You sighed in relief when he pulled the door open again, giving you a look of surprise when you practically slid along the shiny floors in an attempt to slow down. He must have heard your footsteps.

“Ah, Y/N! Just in time, kid!” He greeted in that comical voice of his, making you smile in return.

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ruthisyourhope  asked:

Wait alice you have a dog now? Lol that reminds me and tess were think about what would be a cute dog name for xixi and jian yi's dog. We came up with moss or mossy to be cuter lol

i will hopefully have one in 3 days! 

I reckon this dog looks like it would be called Lucky, but Moss is good too!

anonymous asked:

Spread some friendship and love 🌸 Give a shoutout to 5 of your mutuals and friends and say why you love them! Send this to 10 other people once you are done 🌼

idk HOW i’m only meant to pick five but!!

beth @tensxgirl is my best friend and my actual fave person and is the reason i’m such garbage for bangtan. she’s an incredibly dedicated kpop stan and the softest ten stan i love her sm

izzy @holy-triangles my main fav nerd!! follow 4 voltron and screaming about zelda also memes. izzy is Soft n i miss them every day.

tess @jiminiecriket my bitch!! my main hoe!! the one time i met her irl she wore heels so she’d be closer to my height how cute. lowkey nasty but produces quality memes so pls follow n support ur local meme farmer

minty @sonshinejimin my smolmate!! soft yoonmin stan and so on the ball with puns that i’m Intimidated even tho she’s tiny. secretly jin’s soulmate but won’t admit it.

kate @velvethoseok the softest!! most pure hobi stan!! kate is so so so lovely and makes such beautiful moodboards and is generally amazing i love her sm pls follow

u know what i’m gonna say this means five friends AND five mutuals so @mochikotae @1junggeuk @jeonjiah @hipsterminseok and @taenity r also all babes and i love them dearly <333