no tea harry

anonymous asked:

Tea: harry and tom gc and fionn are in a three way relationship. They asked jack to join but he said no. Said he was done dating "boys" and was looking for "men". Harry was offended. Tom was sad. Fionn nodded in agreement

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🌹‘Amortentia’ Tea 🌹

inspired by jk rowling’s “Amortentia“, a potion-drink to bring you self love or strengthen love with another

Amortentia is the most powerful love potion in the world. It is distinctive for its mother-of-pearl sheen, and steam rises from the potion in spirals. Amortentia smells different to each person, according to what attracts them.

🌹 1 rose bud

🌹 1 tsp orange extract

🌹 1 cup black tea

🌹 1 tbsp black pepper

🌹 dried orange slices

🌹 cinnamon to taste

🌹 cardamom to taste

🌹 steep 3-5 minutes

Each house as: a hot drink
  • Gryffindor: Milk coffee – a refill of energy, but with some sweetness in it, kindly gets you through the day
  • Hufflepuff: Hot chocolate – warm, comfy, with a lot of whipped cream when everything is shit
  • Ravenclaw: Tea – Multiple flavors and colors, surprisingly strong under a calm façade, best companion for a reading session
  • Slytherin: Black coffee – determined, monochrome & shiny, makes you feel kind of like a dramaqueen when you order it
🍀 ‘Felix Felicis’ Drink 🍀

inspired by jk rowling’s “ Felix Felicis “, a potion-drink to bring you luck

“One tiny bottle of Felix Felicis,” said Slughorn, taking a minuscule glass bottle with a cork in it out of his pocket and showing it to them all. “Enough for twelve hours’ luck. From dawn till dusk, you will be lucky in everything you attempt.”

🍀 gather: 

  • 2 cup milk (or milk substitutes) 
  • 1 tsp dried turmeric
  • 1 tsp dried ginger 
  • a pinch of pepper
  • honey to taste

🍀 heat the milk on medium heat

🍀 add spices

🍀 stir frequently until it simmers. don’t let it reach a boil.  

🍀 turn off the heat. cover and let sit for 10 minutes. 

🍀 consume warm. add honey

tea

Gryffindor: most likely fruit tea, because there are many different tastes and flavours so the tea doesn’t always taste the same.

Slytherin: the sharp bitterness, unique taste and colour of matcha and green tea matches perfectly to Slytherin.

Ravenclaw: the caffeine in black tea is ideal for pulling all-nighters and it’s also delicious with a shot of milk. (even though Ravenclaws aren’t even the ‘milk trinkers’.)

Hufflepuff: probably herbal tea, also because Hufflepuff’s head teacher educates Herbology. The tea is also very calming.

Hufflepuff what
  • Ravenclaw: what are you doing?
  • Hufflepuff: making tea.
  • Gryffindor: but where's the tea bag?
  • Hufflepuff: I don't need one.
  • Slytherin: but, it's just spices in a pot of water?! How are you going to turn this into tea?
  • Hufflepuff: *strains tea into cups, and gives to others.*
  • Ravenclaw: *sniffs* it smells okay. *goes to sip*
  • Slytherin: Wait!! How do we know this isn't some potion, that- that could turn us into a- a- something bad. Like rule abiding students?
  • Gryffindor: why would a Hufflepuff do something like that to us?
  • Hufflepuff: *sips tea* you see! I'm no different. I wouldn't do that I promise.
  • Gryffindor: *sips tea* whoa!
  • Ravenclaw: *sips tea* I'm sorry, I doubted you. This is amazing!
  • Hufflepuff: thank you!!
  • Slytherin: *cautiously sips tea* ..
  • *mumbles* this is really good... *downs tea*
  • Hufflepuff: *smiles*

Ah Hogwarts, the beautiful castle on the beautiful hill, perfectly decorated for the spring dance. Students milling about- Why, I do believe I see Molly Prewett over there! Hello, Molly Prewett!

Don’t you look nice!

Are you ready to have a good time, Molly?

I’ll bet you are. And- My goodness, is that Arthur Weasley over by the punch bowl?

Why yes, Molly, he does look nice.

And are you going to ask Arthur to dance tonight, Molly?

That’s a little too scary for you, huh, Molly?

Well, would you like to dance with him, if he asked you to?

How are you going to get Arthur to ask you to dance, Molly?

Why, Molly Prewett, are you going to bust your best moves, in the hopes that Arthur will spot you across the dance floor, be overwhelmed by his love for you, and take you in his arms in a fit of passion?

Get it, girl.

…He doesn’t appear to be noticing, Molly.

Your flower just landed in the punch bowl, Molly. Now he’s trying to figure out where the flower came from.

It isn’t working, Molly. You may need to do more.

No good.

That one only really works when your partner is looking at you, Molly.

It’s safe to say that that’s not working for anybody, Molly.

You’ll not get a dance with Arthur Weasley if you do the twist, Molly. Be bold! Shake your groove thing!

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“You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head, and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

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Regulus: *keeps James company ‘till sirius comes* l’ll make us some tea. What kind do you like?
James: black.
Regulus: yes, potter?
James: Are. You. Serious.
Regulus: *smiles*
James: oh no
Regulus: no-
James: please don’t
Regulus: -I’m Regulus.
James: *is dead. So done. Fuck this. DONE.*