no spray day

You join the military, you are placed in the gardeners program. You garden in exotic places where the military has done operations, each time they give special glasses and forbid spraying others. One day your glasses fall off and you see you are actually burning corpses with a flamethrower.


etsyfindoftheday | gifts for a valentine: plant lovers | 2.7.17

dino planters by twotreesbotanicals

i love me some classic jurassic park, and stegosaurs are my fave … but all of these painted dinosaur planters are on my gift list!! their cute faces look so happy! i want all four.


Carrying pepper spray without proper training is dangerous in and of itself due to the fact that if you don’t know how to use it you can be effectively giving your attacker a weapon to use against you (same goes for if you’re carrying a knife and aren’t trained on how to use it)

But if you MUST carry pepper spray DO NOT KEEP IT ON YOUR KEYS because if and when your attacker grabs it from you they will effectively have obtained your car and entrance to your home and your student ID and whatever else you keep on your keys.

Also you make it 10x easier for your attacker to grab your pepper spray from you if it’s attached to a lanyard.

Common sense people. Please.

Source: my neighbor is an ex-swat team member.

♡little things♡
  • bath bombs!!
  • big fluffy pillows!!
  • planets!! out there!! in the sky!!
  • sparkly rose blush!! on cheeks!!
  • fairly lights!! blink blink!!
  • cats!!!!!!!
  • stretch marks!! lightning!! on your body!?!!
  • messy hair don’t care days!! loving yourself!!
  • curl and straighten and spray that hair days!! slaying!!
  • oceans!! cold sand at night!! waves!! the sound!!
  • sparklers!! sizzle!!
  • pasta!!!!!!
  • knee-high socks!!
  • perfume!!
  • feeling happy about your sexuality/gender!! pride!!
  • hydro flasks!!
  • classic nicknames!! baby!! dear!! honey!! sweetie!!
  • bonbons! 
  • sunlight through a bedroom window!!
  • succulents!!
  • bright moons!!
  • sweaters!!
  • giant cozy sweatshirts!!
  • facial glitter!!
  • platform shoes!!
  • kissing!!
  • smiling!!
    • everything is little when you think about it!! ♡
    • please add more!! ♡

I literally got triple kill with rip tire 3 times only in this one match, but I still cannot get quadruple kill for his cute spray [inhales]

Still, suprising rooftop rip tire is surprising :’)


• 100 Days of Productivity - Day 29/100 •

// rose hibiscus //

Ok I feel like I’m just obsessed with rose but like… it’s so good for your skin??

This is a hydrating mist I used after doing my whole skincare routine. You can literally feel it seep into your skin and I swear it is so refreshing. My skin feels so soft and full of moisture all day and I’m in love.

Ever think about what moving in with Harry would be like?

He’d wake up on move in day all smiles, even though it’s still really early in the morning. His place is all packed up, save for the mattress he’s slept on and his phone and charger that are on the floor next to him. And when he see you’re calling, his smile grows even bigger as he answers with a “Today’s the day, button!” 

When he shows up to the new place, you’re already there directing the movers with your boxes. You’re a bit perturbed when he’s got his hands full of snacks instead of his boxes, but this is Harry and of course he would come bearing gifts for the movers to express his gratitude, even though he’s already paying them a healthy sum and will undoubtedly pack on a hefty tip at the end. 

And you can’t help but marvel at the easy conversation and (bad) jokes he shares with the movers. Everyone loves Harry, especially you. No one is safe from his charm. And when he catches you watching him, he winks and excuses himself, making his way toward you. “Haven’t properly said ‘good morning’, have I?” He fixes all of that as his he holds you by the hips and presses his lips to your forehead.

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emeraldrodriguez  asked:

What are the steps before applying makeup? I would like to know please and thank you :)

Hello, xoxo.

I’m a big enthusiast for morning skin care! I think your morning routine should be a little extensive just like your night time routine. 

Personally my routine is

On special occasion days like a wedding, date or big event I have a few more things i’ll do. I’ll add

  • A clay mask. The clay mask is done after cleansing and before toning. This will keep your pores small and oil controlled through out your event. Just makes your skin look ~extra~ good.
  • Under eye mask. Little eye patches will really depuff and hydrate so your makeup goes on better. I get really cheap ones here, $10 for 60 treatments!