no rollerblading

lonelystepladder  asked:

I would love some form of marching string band to exist but overcoming the transportation problem that comes with cellos and basses is difficult. I'm thinking either mobility scooters or a roller blade for the cello/bass. Thoughts?

I totally think we should put the cellos and basses on rollerblades. I would pay to see that. it might hurt my soul a little when they fall and break their instruments, but I think it would be worth it

Things i have done/important things:

•spent hours researching flowers to find out what they look like/what they mean just to find out which ones remind me of Jack

•Drew Race a countless number of times

•Including having drawn Race on rollerblades in cutoffs and with sweatbands

•wrote out which Newsies characters would be in each Harry Potter house

•Drew Spot in a large coat

•Davey, after smooching Kath: “I’m Gay .”

•"woah hc that Race has three nips"

•Drew Race on Spots shoulders

•Drew Albert being VERY annoyed

And countless other ridiculous things god bless

the foxes as popular text posts #1

neil josten: i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.

andrew minyard: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

kevin day: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

nicky hemmick: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

matt boyd: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son

dan wilds: listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

renee walker: it’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.

allison reynolds: how to kiss a boy: 1. grab his waist, 2. slip your hand in his pocket, 3. steal his wallet, 4. dont even kiss him, 5. just run.

aaron minyard: Why are there 2 A’s in Aaron? Why not 6? What’s stopping us?

david wymack: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away.

betsy dobson: [at a session with neil, about andrew] It’s weird to think that people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long.

abby winfield: always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

Lesbian roller skating

So last weekend I went roller skating with my friends. The place we went had a wooden rink and carpet area with tables and a snack bar.
After an hour of skating around we decided to get some food.

AND LET ME TELL YOU CARPET IS REALLY HARD TO SKATE ON, WE HAD TO DO A PENGUIN WALK TO BE ABLE TO MOVE.

So we came to the counter of the snack bar, and there was two cashiers, both I’m pretty sure went to our school. All my friends ordered got food and left me, like the amazing dickheads they are.

One of the cashiers was very attractive, she had long blond curls, and my gayness was like omfg cute girl help me. So she leaned over the counter to ask how she could help me and smiled sweetly at me. I walked closer, and me being the complete fail I am, I trip ON THE STUPID CARPET and reached my hands out to stable myself and my hands landed over hers. And she started giggling, and I was completely embarrassed.

I place my order, and hand her the money at the same time. And she says sure thing cutie with a wink, while handling me my bag of chips. By now I was like attractive girl just said I was cute wtf is going on!!

So then I embarrassingly penguin walk to my friends, who didn’t notice any of this or the fact that I’m attractive to females and I eat my chips

Moral of the story is, sometimes carpets are good to skate on and sometimes your friends leaving you results in flirting with cute girls.