no really these dorks i just can't

Your two complicated sons

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There are so many different storylines because ultimately everything is connected. But at first what you’re seeing is all these different characters who could absolutely be the stars of their own show. So it looks like they are completely disconnected and have no effect on each other whatsoever. - Samuel Barnett

I just watched a french fry challenge on YouTube where you are blind folded and have to guess where different fries come from, and now I want an AU where Stiles is a vlogger who challenges Derek to the french fry challenge and if Derek loses, he has to go on a date with him. 

Despite being a french fry connoisseur, Stiles loses the game. He tries to play it casual, tries to be a good sport about it, but he’s actually just plain miserable that he won’t get the chance to take Derek out on that date and woo him. He knows it’s stupid but he just….really wanted the chance to prove to Derek he can be romantic and deserving of him and all that couply jazz. He wanted one setting where he didn’t have to be careful about flirting with Derek too obviously. One night where he could just look a him without feeling self conscious when Derek caught him and chalk it up to the “Stilinski date experience” or something equally as pathetic.  

Basically, he just wanted one night to know what it felt like to hold Derek Hale’s hand (if Derek would have even let him). 

Derek leaves and Stiles mopes for the rest of the day, trying not to feel sorry for himself and utterly, utterly heart broken. Again, stupid, but he’s been pining after Derek for years. He’s considering going to bed early when his door bell rings and standing there, dressed in a fancy cardigan with a bottle of wine and - several bags of….chicken based snacks? - is Derek, asking if he’s up for “another challenge”. 

Stiles loses again but it’s okay because the moment Derek wins, he turns to him and with a grin that can only be described as the love child of ‘shy’ and ‘shit eating’ (if that is even possible), he cups Stiles’ cheek and says, “I’m going to claim my prize now.” 

The kiss tastes like chicken and too much salt but Stiles doesn’t care because it’s the best kiss of his entire life and his stomach won’t quit doing somersaults.

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Lexa only breaks out of her wondered daze when she hears Clarke giggling beside her. Her blue eyes are glassy when Lexa looks at her. She frowns in confusion until Clarke grabs her cheeks and kisses her messily. “Your face,” she whispers in explanation. 

“Just, your face. You look so happy.”

Yet another piece inspired by the amazing She

anonymous asked:

shinee has a movie marathon ^^ shinee goes to the beach/pool or both :)

i’ll have to get back to the movie marathon one! here’s shinee goes to the beach for you anon! :)

onew:

  • wears a straw hat that makes him look like luffy from one piece
  • sipping on piña coladas
  • sunburned af bc he fell asleep  in the sun for like 2 hours and now he has a very weird sunglasses tan (key: tragic. minho: *high pitched hysterical laughter in the background*)
  • buys a lot of beach merch like those caps and shirts and cups they sell with the beach name
  • ventured down into the water to wade, immediately knocked over by a wave
  • is digging a really deep hole with his hands

jonghyun:

  • brought giant speakers for his funky tunes it is not sandproof which is why it’s in a ziplock freezer bag 
  • runs away from key when he tried to put sunscreen on him
  • cannot order a sex on the beach without giggling (minho, onew, jonghyun: sex! sex! sex! on the beach!!)
  • unironically owns a towel with a giant picture of his own face on it (it says JONGHYUN in huge letters on the back, it is truly truly obnoxious) on which he rolls around reading a book
  • brought chunks of watermelon to eat
  • tried to save a child who was not actually drowning
  • still v embarrassed never bring that up ever

key:

  • big floppy hat and sunglasses are a given (tae: you look like a satellite / key: bc i’m out of this world bich) 
  • lots o sunscreen
  • boardwalk food!!!!!! fries and ketchup are the best by the sea
  • secretly tries to throw popcorn into jonghyun’s mouth bc he opens it while he sleeps, it’s 10 points for every shot he makes in (”yes 20 points!!”)
  • takes a hotdogs or legs pic 
  • is a shell hoarder (srsly key we can’t keep bringing two bags of shells you never do anything with) 

minho:

  • his shirt says suns out guns out but he thows it off the second he sees the water
  • lowkey flexing the whole time
  • lectures everyone about riptides before he lets anyone go swim 
  • the lifeguard blew the whistle at him twice bc he tried to dunk key so hard he almost drowned & bc he sat on jonghyun’s chest and started to bury his head
  • lost 48 dollars to a claw machine
  • no one will play beach volleyball with him bc they know how he gets and onew can only handle so many concussions 

taemin:

  • “hey!!!!!!!!! look at this sandcastle i made” / shinee: we’re so proud of our son
  • brought an inner tube shaped like a flamingo to float on
  • minho had to swim after him a few times so that he doesn’t get lost at sea bc he’s just drifting out there….. aimlessly… with no regards to his whereabouts 
  • also has a water gun with him that he uses to spray minho’s head as he tries to haul his ass back to shore  
  • wants to rent a jetski, settles for dip n dots

anonymous asked:

You're such a big ray of sunshine. To have an artist like you is such a blessing. (To be honest I followed you way back when and it was sad to see you gone) I saw you again by chance and I was wondering if you were the same artist as from before or not and you were!!!! I was so happy to find you again! And seeing how you are more active and just. You are great! Keep being you! Your comment about angst too is true, we need that cute fluff!!!! May happiness rain down on you!!!

I???? Wow I actually don’t know what to say, umm…….

Well first off, I really appreciate you being a long term follower of mine; it means a lot!! I apologize for leaving so suddenly back at that time, but I’m really glad to see that you found me again! I hope you enjoy your stay! Secondly, just know that seeing this made me really happy! You’re honestly too kind. I don’t think I can handle this?? I’m still pretty speechless actually…, but thank you so much for this! I hope happiness rains down on you too!!

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               I have always believed in spreading happiness in the world.
                                                           The world definitely needs it.

                                                   — Varun Dhawan

Guys… straight up, sometimes I have a hard time reconciling OSCAR-nominated Mary McDonnell who freakin’ lit up the screen in DWW and Passion Fish and then showed everyone what real, raw talent is in BSG and the selfie-posting still of Mary McDonnell the lovable, adorkable human being “singing” in the car. It completely blows my mind, and I adore her even more for it.

Originally posted by vernybvitday

I kind of love that, among their many other hats and skills, Jyn is a hacker and Cassian is a programmer.

I just imagine that it’s like … they do their drifting-off-into-their-own-bubble thing, completely ignoring the general conversation around them, and people have Assumptions about what they’re murmuring to each other. And meanwhile their food goes cold and the entire conversation has changed by the time they emerge out of computer geek talk. 

I do wish the film had been clearer about that background. I know they intended Cassian to be the one who freed Kay via programming, and Jyn as a jill-of-all-trades that included hacking Imperial data, but it’s barely alluded to. And, in fairness, it’s not that important in the grander scheme of things, beyond the otherwise-possible interpretation that the Rebellion effectively mind-wiped and brainwashed Kay rather than freeing him. 

But still, I love the idea that they theoretically know about each other’s skills, but don’t really process it, until one of them is grumbling about some problem and the other jumps in. And then they’re just happily babbling at each other while the rest of the team looks on in bemusement at these dorks they’re following around the galaxy. 

anonymous asked:

Can you some headcanons for Dante and Vergil when their daughters learn how to walk and follow them around. I just can't I love this dorks so much!!!

oh heck this is a really cute idea (also it’s still father’s day where I am so happy father’s day everyone!)


Dante:

  • Okay so Dante is a really chill dad, and he’s okay with waiting for his little girl to walk and he doesn’t expect them to suddenly know how to do it. After all, he’s pretty sure that he took awhile to start walking too (but memories back then are too hazy for him to remember or too painful).
  • But when his daughter finally learns how to walk, he’s taken by complete surprise, because his kid didn’t show any signs of even standing up in his presence. 
  • So when he learns that she can walk, he’s so excited. And he may not show it outwardly but Dante melts whenever he sees her following him. His s/o is always somehow getting pictures of them walking around together and he will always look at the photos once they’re fully developed and printed. 
  • If it isn’t a job, or too far, Dante will mostly walk to places now just because his daughter likes to follow him around. It’s arguably the cutest thing ever. Like I picture it almost as if she’s following him around like a little duckling would follow its mother. 
  • He keeps a photo that his s/o took of him and his daughter inside a pocket in his jacket, that along with the photo he once took of his s/o without them noticing. It reminds him what he has to fight for whenever a job gets especially difficult and or if he’s been away from home for too long.

Vergil:

  • Even though Dante had his child before Vergil did. Vergil is highkey competitive and wants to prove that his kid is the best (he totally starts off as one of those dads) until his s/o scolds him and says how their daughter can take as long as she needs to until she’s able to walk. He begrudgingly accepts.
  • When his daughter begins to walk, Vergil is actually really excited even if he doesn’t show it outwardly. The only way you actually know is that when she follows her father around, she’s wearing the coat that Vergil actually went out and bought her a coat was almost too similar to his own. If your child had his signature white hair, they would’ve been twins.
  • Your daughter is a big daddy’s girl, and she loves spending time with Vergil and his s/o thinks that it’s adorable. Plus they can see that Vergil is in much higher spirits, and the bond between father and daughter is very strong.
  • As his s/o you don’t need to worry, your daughter loves you just as much as Vergil. Even going to you whenever she wants to convince her father to do something (one time he tried to resist her famous puppy eyes when she asked him to play dress up with her, but then she got you to do it too, and Vergil had admitted defeat). 
  • Listen,,,he may not look it, but Vergil actually likes spending time with his daughter and s/o whenever he’s not on jobs, and walking with his daughter is one of those special times. 

Courting among hobbits is rather a simple matter. One of the things the suitor is supposed to do for their loved is to create a personal tea with a mixture of herbs and flowers carefully chosen, that would be offered to the courted one.
Thorin decides he wants to follow this tradition to properly court Bilbo. Bilbo is overjoyed and flattered by the attention, but can barely stifle his mirth at Thorin’s awkwardness.


Bagginshield Month is over but I still have to do most of the requests ; v ;

Anon said: sdjhgkdgl how about, for the bagginshield month, bilbo and thorin like, drinking tea, having a dinner, or just enjoying each others company in bag end?

and as usual I messed up things XP I hope I satisfied anon’s request ♥

Optional:
“mmm It smells really good! What did you use?” *sips*
“Uh, ahem, this, that, that plant with tiny white flowers that look like a snowflake I found in the fields..”
“WHAT” *spurts the tea*

anonymous asked:

The Izuku is a Disney Princess AU is really cute! It made me think of a spin-off of that, where Deku has a Quirk to turn a situation into a musical. He can't really control it at first and it usually happens when he's highly stressed out or his emotions running high and the next think he knows, people are suddenly singing. If you can't tell, I have just recently watched Enchanted lol

A MUSICAL QUIRK. A MUSICAL QUIRK. (Look I’m secretly a small time music dork. I don’t know my music history well, but I took over 6 years of band back in middle/high school. I don’t have any real talent for it -how I got through 6 years is kinda amazing- but MUSICAL QUIRK). 

This AU is called Stuck in a Musical 

  • It took Inko awhile to realize that she wasn’t so much singing to soothe Izuku, so much as everything she said was coming out as a song. 
  • Everyone else caught on pretty quickly. 
  • The first day of elementary school started off with a trigger happy Bakugou startling poor Izuku and next thing everyone knows they’re singing about bombs and scary powers and WHY IS EVERYONE SINGING?
  • As a result, nearly everyone treats Izuku as friendly as possible because being dragged into a song against their will is kinda tiring after awhile. 
  • Izuku himself can’t actually sing. He’s also totally immune to his own Quirk. Everyone else is belting out fabulous tunes, complete with coordinated dance numbers and Izuku is helpless audience. 
  • Everything can be a song. 
  • Everything. 
  • All Might didn’t exactly mean to tell Izuku about his issues with his health and everything. But Izuku was so stressed out by being attacked by a villain, All Might ended up confessing it in a moving character solo song. 
  • Because he hates singing, Bakugou actually went his childhood not teasing or bullying Izuku. In fact, he tried to stay as far away from Izuku just because there’s gotta be a range. (Bakugou dear, that range keeps increasing as Izuku gets older. You gotta move to another city if you want to escape.) 
  • Aizawa tries to get himself reassigned to a different class the minute he finds out what Izuku’s Quirk is. 
  • Due to nervousness, Izuku met all his classmates through a coordinated dance number. 
  • There was a lot of confusion as how and why that happened. 
  • By the time Izuku goes to Yuuei, his range of his Quirk now covers the entire Yuuei grounds. No one escapes. It is a literal High School Musical. 
  • Turns out that Izuku’s Quirk does trigger Villain Songs as well. He’s had many criminals confess their crimes to him. Izuku started carrying around a tape recorder and has the police on speed dial. 
  • It turns out there was traitor at Yuuei. 
  • They didn’t last beyond Izuku’s first day at Yuuei. 
  • Also Present Mic is Izuku’s favorite teacher of all time. The man actively encourages Izuku’s Quirk (because what better way to learn a foreign language than through song?) and is probably one of the better singers who got inflicted by Izuku’s Quirk.
  • Nedzu on the other hand, dismays. Izuku’s Quirk + Present Mic’s Quirk = lots of property damage if Mic accidentally activates his Quirk during one of Izuku’s musicals. 
  • When the villains attack the school, Izuku who has finally learned how to target specific groups has them dancing to musical numbers until the Pro-Heroes arrive. (He passes out after that, because apparently targeting specific groups is hard. It’s just so much easier to let it spread everywhere). 
  • Still, literal high school musical. 

anonymous asked:

Every time I see your Sniper/Medic fusion, I can't help but notice their four arms sticking out of the same armholes in their coat. So what if one day they cannot fuse but really want to anyway ((either because one's too sick and disoriented to dance/fuse or something like that)) so they end up in the same coat and try to walk around pretending to be fused even though they're obviously just two people stuck together in a lab coat.


Those dorks. Imagine them talking to someone, like Spy, and Medic/Sniper is being all serious but Spy is all like “Wtf?”   Ha! XD