Pairing: jungkook x reader x jimin Genre: sports au, hockey player jungkook & jimin, smut, comedy?, slight angst, fluff too :’) Warnings: thigh riding, sexting, phone sex, pillow riding Word Count: 18k Summary:
There are three rules to become an official Puck Bunny: 1. You have to love hockey. No exceptions. 2. You have to had slept with at least three hockey players. Starters, no benchwarmers. 3. And most importantly, have fun!
A/N: i wanted this to be a oneshot but i kept adding and adding more :( … anyway… enjoy part 1!!
Its his freshman year and Bitty is walking around campus on his Taddy Tour™ with John Johnson, Ollie, Wicks, and some other guys on the team that Bitty doesn’t know. They are coming to the end of the tour and are walking down the frat row where all the sports teams have their respective houses. They walk past the volleyball house and the soccer house with no problem, but things get louder once they reach the football house.
There are a bunch of hulking men gathered on the front lawn tossing a ball back and fourth. One, with short black hair and a very broad chest catches the ball, turns to the group and shouts,
“Hey hockey jerkoffs! look out!”
He throws the ball, and it cuts through the air with Wick’s head as its target. It would have hit him straight on the nose too, if Bitty hadn’t caught it, snatching it from air as easily as anything.
“You better keep this! you clearly need the practice!” Bitty threw the ball back to him in a perfect spiral, and when the offending player caught it, he was knocked to the ground with the force of it.
Everyone was gapping at the mountainous man on the ground. A different player with shaggy brown hair called out in disbelief, “You just took out the school’s tight end!”
Bitty shrugged, unbothered, “I hope he’s second string.”
All of the guys on the Taddy Tour™ starting whooping at the chirp, and the group moved onward toward the Haus, leaving a pack of slack jawed football players in their wake. The shaggy haired one offered a hand to the man on the ground.
“You good Brandon?” He asked, hoisting the other player to his feet.
“Yeah dude, nothing hurt but my pride.” Brandon rubbed at the back of his neck sheepishly, “Who was that guy?”
Shaggy hair shrugged, “One of the new Hockey recruits I guess.”
This is just my perspective, but I think you genuinely don’t understand why people had a problem with your post, so I’m gonna go through it. And let me just say that not all of it is awful
1. this is a-okay, most of us don’t want to talk about our jobs at home 2. It’s one thing to respect your boyfriend’s wishes, but this can easily become controlling behavior that you later warn a hockey player’s partner against. 3. There isn’t a problem with this until the last line. Nobody’s value and/or input in a relationship should be reduced to their looks/being pretty not paying the bills. If that’s all one of these guys sees in you, they’re shitty, it’s not an equal partnership and their ass should be dumped. 4. It’s human to be disappointed by plans with your guy being cancelled. The line gets crossed when you throw a tantrum over something out of his control. 5. This is what I was talking about in #3. If he’s supposed be trusted around random women whose intention is getting him to cheat, he should be able to trust that you won’t let his teammate who doesn’t understand boundaries go too far if you speak to him. 6. I think you worded this one badly. There’s a difference between trying to communicate with that person while they’re hundreds of miles away from you, and harassing someone and expecting an immediate response 24/7. 7. I don’t know many people who have the time or money to do this in the first place. 8. Yes, but not every situation is the same. If you’re unhappy with the amount of time you’re getting to spend with your hockey player during the already limited amount of free time they have, you should be able to communicate with them— and I’m not talking about nagging, I mean productive communication. 9. Your two personalities are not one in the same. A woman and a man can be friends without her pining for attention outside of her relationship, even if Mr. Hockey Boyfriend doesn’t want to be buddies with him. Having friends who happen to play hockey with him doesn’t make you look cheap (never mind how misogynisitc this idea is). 10. People can wear what they want. Point blank. And a lot of women walk very well in heels without looking like Bambi. 11. I get what you’re trying to say because we all get exhausted, but again, communicating about something you’re unhappy with is important between two adults. Especially if, assuming you’re not married and living with this person, you’ve gone out of your way to go see them and they don’t value it. 12. I agree with the last piece, but 9 hours of anything without acknowledging the person spending time with you is ridiculous. Both people need to try something the other likes to do. 13. This is pretty common with athletes at all levels, but he shouldn’t turn into the Hulk if you don’t know better and make a mistake trying to talk about the game. Anybody who does that is an asshole immature. 14. The good job in the game piece if part of being supportive. But if they’re asking for an honest opinion on their outfit, there’s no need to tear them down, and there’s no need to lie either. And if he likes what he’s got on, that’s all that matters anyways. 15. He’s working, there’s no problem with this. 16. Every person should have an independent life outside of their relationship, no matter who the guy is and you shouldn’t feel guilt for not devoting your life to him 100%, especially if “you tell them not to go out with their friends, it’s not happening”. 17. If this is someone you’ve decided to be together with — you’re not “talking” or in any other not-a-committed-relationship status — making plans a couple months ahead isn’t unheard of. 18. This is a complete mess. You can’t defend this post as adult behavior and then follow in #19 with telling someone not to act like they’re in a high school relationship. Teasing is one thing when both parties have an understanding that, that is what’s being done. GROWN MEN AND WOMEN gossiping about a woman cheating, which they didn’t know for sure according to you, isn’t the same. Especially being that there’s an idea that “hoe” behavior by men in professional sports is okay. She was being slut-shamed for something that she may not have even done. And even if she had, her guy had no business telling everyone he works with what goes on within their relationship when he chose to continue being with her. 19. Again, I find this ironic following #18. And also, no person is disposable. That’s fucked. Nobody is a Barbie to entertain a man and nobody is a novelty item. And bimbo is just another gendered insult that I don’t think you would use against a man like the others throughout this post. What does it take to be a bimbo, anyways? Speculation that you might have cheated? That’s a little harsh, no? 20. You’re right, don’t throw away your life for anyone. Especially because most of the people reading this are young with a lot left in life to accomplish. But both people should be making efforts to spend time together, even if it’s just getting on FaceTime for the five overlapping minutes you both have.
I’m 100% not trying to shit on you or talk down to you, but what you wrote came across poorly. These are only things that I, personally, had an issue with. I can’t speak for anybody else. They may even think I’m wrong about some of this. What you wrote reeked of an unbalanced, unhealthy relationship with one person in control. I had to write this because it irked the hell out of me tbh.
Also, I noticed you changed your avi after your post got around. I hope you didn’t feel the need to do this because people were attacking you for a mistake.
@bisexualnylander I’m tagging you because you’re how I found out about this and I want your opinion.
Request : “Can I have an imagine with Andre Burakovsky? (: Something like we fought because he still follows/likes pics of puck bunnies and then we make up in a cute way?”
Authors Note: This is another one I fixed because of my grammar. I really hope you like it.Tell me if I need to add anything.
Warning: Relationship issues
Ps: Request are open - love you
You had just gotten home from a long day of work. The house was quiet with the exception of your favorite black lab. Andre had named you the mother of Kino after he begged you to move in with him and you could not say no.
“Hey, buddy did you miss me?”. You said while kicking your shoes off at the door.
You then went to the kitchen to fill the dog’s bowl with food and water. After your long day, you decided to take a load off on the couch while looking through Instagram. Andre would not be home for a while so you took this time just to chill. You were looking through the Capitals page when you got a notification.
“@Andreburakovsky has liked a new photo.”
When you clicked on the picture, it was a half naked girl with a Burakovsky shirt on, no pants, and a hockey stick held behind her neck.
You checked out her page and Andre had like most of the ones with his jersey. You were boiling mad at this point. When Andre gets home, Hell will be raised.
You did everything for Andre. You went to his games, practices, you even took off work to see his playoff games. When he was sick you were there, when he was hurt you were there, when he needed something you were there. Why would he do this to you?
“(Y/N)!” you heard from down stairs but did not answer.
“vacker….honung……..Älskling …babe, where are you?” you heard Andre yell up the stairs.
You curled up under the covers, even more, when you heard your bedroom door open.
“Honey, what is wrong, why are you not talking to me?“ he questioned.
” Did I do something wrong? he said reaching for your hand.
“Ander does @hockeygoddess69 ring any bells to you?“ you said trying your best not to yell.
“Babe about that..” He said moving closer to you.
“What about that Andre?“ you said cutting him off.
“Am I not enough for you?” you continued.
“ You are enough for me, I promise,” He said not letting go of your hand.
“Andre let me speak. I know I don’t look like those girls, and I never will so what is going on?” you said looking at your hands.
“Y/N yes they are beautiful, but they are not you.They don’t have your personality or those ( Y/E/C) eyes that I fell in love with,” he said bringing you into a cuddle.
“They don’t have that laugh that I love waking up to in the morning, and they are not Min kärlek.” He continued.
"But Andre why?” you asked still wondering why he did it in the first place.
“Because I’m a fool,” he said now that you are facing him.
“And to make it up to you, I’m going to cuddle you, put on your favorite movie, make you dinner, and stop liking those girls pictures Älskling?” he said kissing your forehead.
“Okay, I forgive you for now. I still got my eye on you Mr. Burakovsky, so don’t get too happy “ you said smiling.
“Thank you, I understand if it takes some time,” he said smiling.
Soon the room was quiet and his arms were now wrapped around you.
“Jag älskar” he whispered into your ear. “jag älskar också” you responded
It’s a Thursday night. Jack is just back from a roadie, loose-limbed and happy with himself. Bitty is in his kitchen, making omelettes for a late supper, wearing one of Jack’s shirts.
Moments like this make Jack think things, fierce possessive things like I want this all the time, though they’re not quite there yet. Maybe next year, when Bitty knows what he’s doing after college. I can see there from here.
The phone call is an intrusion, but it’s Shitty, and Jack has been feeling bad about him, so he takes it.
Bitty turns and smiles over his shoulder, and that’s distracting enough that it takes a few moments for Jack to realise that Shitty is a bit drunk, and a lot apologetic.
“…Seriously, brah, it was not cool of me to call you out like that in front of everyone, I know you like your privacy, it was a dick move on my part…”
“Shitty,” Jack says steadily. He feels sort of light-headed, but they’ve talked about this, he and Bitty, they have a plan for when he feels ready, but maybe he will never feel 100% ready, not until until he actually jumps of the cliff.
Impulse decisions have worked out pretty well for him lately.
Annonymous said: maybe an auston matthews imagine where you somehow ended up being
apart of ‘the guys’ with them showing up at your house randomly to pick you up
to hangout and go to parties. and puckbunnies both are intimidated by you
because youre always around and rude to you because you arent the typical super
thin blonde, and get even more jealous of how close you are with auston in
particular and then things happen and you n auston finally get together
(surprise me with the how?) please and thank you :)
A/N: Hello everyone! Now I know everyone has been patiently waiting for Mason (Part 6), but I have other requests pending, and I find when I write other prompts or stories, it helps me write about other storylines I have going on as well. Creative juices, right?
This was reqested a while ago and I appologize for the wait! I hope it’s similar to your request, and I do believe this will be another multi-part imagine. Let me know what you think!
Characters: Auston Matthews (Feat. Connor Brown, Morgan Rielly, William Nylander, and Zach Hyman)
Ollie and Wicks adopted the baby rabbits and named them Scotch and Gingerale on the last day of sophomore year. They were pets that had been left behind when everybody moved out of dorms at the end of their sophomore year. And pets weren’t even allowed in dorms!
Other people on their floor debated the merits of releasing the rabbits into the wild versus surrendering them to the humane society, and Ollie and Wicks just sat there, feeding the bunnies hay and occasionally looking at each other… and by the end of the day, they were moving the too-small rabbit cage into the house basement they’d just started renting together, drawing plans for an adequate hutch and budgeting vet visits out of their grass-cutting salaries.
(Yes, I know Jack wasn’t at that Halloween, but in my mind Bitty kept the costume and took it out a couple years later when Jack was out and it was safe to post selfies of groping the best ass in the NHL.)
bc she’s so much older than holster she’s like a really weird sister/aunt/mom hybrid and adam LOVES HER.
simultaneously So Cool and A Giant Nerd
saw holster’s snaps of getting high watching the golden girls and was like “ADAM >:(”
adam: “LEAH U BOUGHT ME MY FIRST BOWL CHILL”
their parents are real :/// because leah never really dated and she ~should be thinking of settling down~ and then the other birkholtz children will be like: “hey ur kid is literally a brain surgeon could u maybe not??”
(leah is gay? maybe? but she’s focusing on her career and can’t really be fucked abt it tbh)
(leah’s siblings watch A LOT of grey’s anatomy. they call her mcdreamy and she HATES it and they will NEVER KNOW that christina yang made her decide to go to med school)
leah hears adam’s stories about ‘his bro ransom’ and just kind of sideeyes her phone.
“adam. adam honey. that’s gay”
“my friend shitty says i gotta let u come out at your own pace but is there somethin u wanna tell me?”
DELIA, age 29, resident nurse
she and leah are best fucking friends ever
(delia is the only one who knows abt leah’s monster crush on christina yang and she knows this bc they watched her last episode together and cried)
they work at the same hospital. the patients love them but they get REALLY CONFUSED bc someone will tell them “dr. birkholtz” is gonna treat them and they’ll be like “wait u mean delia? she was just in here she brought me this afghan?”
delia crochets like a motherfucking boss. she makes sweaters appear the way bitty cranks out pies. eric bittle, from GEORGIA, thanks god every day for delia’s blankets that are just everywhere in the haus
holster just casually gives people his scarf/hat and will be like “keep it dude. i have five more at home and i’m expecting a care package next month”
delia has been dating the same guy since high school and they’re engaged. holster gave this dude the shovel speech ten years ago. he still had fucking braces and delia can’t wait for leah to tell the story at the wedding.
holster and delia aren’t actually that close but they have an unspoken ‘i would absolutely die for you’ bond.
when holster’s home, they watch bad sitcoms together. specifically, ones cancelled in their first or second seasons. they compare notes re: whether or not they deserved to be canceled and how they might have been saved
MURIEL, age 26, personal trainer and professional hockey
muriel and holster are tight. it’s 50% a being-the-closest-in-age thing and 50% a diehard bond of hockey love.
the family joke is that it’s a good thing holster’s a boy bc obviously their parents were scraping the bottom of the barrel of girls’ names
(insert trans holster hc here)
muriel took ice skating lessons from ages 4-6, and when holster turned 4 and started learning baby hockey basics, muriel defected
muriel is a goalie. muriel is six feet tall and 190 pounds. muriel could end your life and you would thank her.
she left for college the same year holster left home to play in juniors. it was fucking awful and she transferred her sophomore year to be closer to his billet family.
she may or may not be a Jack Zimmermann Puck Bunny tm
(when holster told her abt samwell, she was like !!!!!!!. holster was NOT HAPPY.)
she helped him move into the haus and met jack for the first time and her entire brain stopped working.
literally she was carrying a giant tub of holster’s whey protein and she just. stood there staring at jack. like a NERD.
“UM???? HI. CAN YO U PLEASE. COULD YOU SIGN. UM…. COULD YOU SIGN THIS PROTEIN POWDER PLS I WILL BUY ADAM MORE LATER”
holster and shitty were there. a smh tradition was born.
MURIEL PLAYS FOR THE BOSTON PRIDE OKAY?????
her teammates call her murray because they love her
shitty has season tickets. he skypes holster from every single game. they cry a lot.
after she won the isobel cup she brought it down to samwell and was like ‘,:) are u intimidated gentlemen?
(she immediately became a fucking nerd again bc jack was there and asked for her autograph)
Notes: look its not a smut for once (and ima wait on a few smuts, write a few non-smuts for you all then post bc :) ) but yeah, here’s a sUPER cute Zach Werenski one and its a lil fluffy with a bit of a grumpy zach so be excited!! also i feel like my titles have nothing to do with the story and im sorry
Warnings: Mentions of underage drinking
Mentions: Dylan Larkin, Jack Eichel, Auston Matthews, Noah Hanifin, Charlie McAvoy, a few more
Requested By @werenzki (also check out her imagines bc if you have time to binge-read, would definitely recommend!!):
who when the reader is at some party or something and she’s interested
in zach werenski but he thinks she’s into Dylan Larkin so he gets sort
of awkward and jealous but by the end of the night she turns her
attention to Zach and it’s all cute and stuff..
It has been nearly 3 years since you were last face-to-face with Auston Matthews. 3 years ago, he was the love of your life. When graduating high school together you thought you’d both make it. Your relationship had a strong foundation built on years of friendship. Once he began traveling for hockey it became too much emotionally/mentally/physically for both of you. The split was a mutual decision and it didn’t hurt as much as you expected it to. There was still communication and support in your relationship. As soon as you found out you were a few months pregnant is when you became distant and he eventually stopped trying.
hey! Could you maybe write one with William Nylander where you act like you hate each other but you’re actually in love with each other and too afraid to admit it? Thanks!!💕 (you’re such an amazing writer btw)
Could you do #3 with William nylander please ❤
#3: “Come with me to the other room.” - “We’re not going to talk about this now.”
Word count: 1226
You don’t hate people.
Growing up, your parents always taught you that you never hated people, you just strongly disliked them. You took their advice; at least, you took their advice until you met William.
From the very moment that you had laid eyes on William, you had thought that he was really cute. Sydney Esiason, your best friend and the reason you were at the Leafs event in the first place, immediately started heckling you when she saw your face go bright red. When you had finally gotten up the courage to talk to William, though, things took a turn south.
William Nylander was a jerk. You hadn’t expected him to make a face when he saw you and comment about how it didn’t surprise him that Sydney had brought one of her puck bunny friends along. From there, the two of you had just gotten along swimmingly. Between the dirty looks thrown between each other to the little jabs about anything having to do with your ‘enemy,; you could say with ease that you hated William Nylander.
You still couldn’t manage to get over your crush on him, though. When he would glare at you, you couldn’t help but to notice how pretty his eyes are. Everytime he would get into an argument with you, his voice would send chills through you. However hard you tried to hate him, you also loved him, just a little bit.
@gutsybitsy had a great idea: AU where Jack is Bitty’s puck bunny…
Jack’s just a humble History major from Montreal. His parents are teachers. He likes hockey well enough and goes to school hockey games to show school spirit. (When he does sports, it’s intramural basketball, or a kickboxing class, or something like that.)
And then he sees this one player who’s six inches shorter than everybody else.. and moves on the ice like no one else.
It doesn’t matter how many cookies he has to buy from the hockey team bake sale, standing there smiling awkwardly and wishing he knew how to flirt. He is going to get to know Eric Bittle.
im about to go to bed, but i just want to reiterate a few things.
girls: you are not disposable. you are brilliant. you are strong. you are worth more than every single diamond that has ever and will ever exist. you are so, so amazing, and i love each and every single one of you. you should never, ever have to change any single thing about yourself for someone you’re dating, from the breath you take to the way you cut your hair to your friends to your religious or political beliefs. your lives and bodies are yours, and they are no one else’s to critique and criticize.
abuse survivors: i see you. i AM you. this is hard for me to talk about, and it would be damn near impossible without the incredible support youve shown and the awe-inspiring stories youve told. thank you. from the bottom of my heart, thank you for your support and your strength and your love. you are all so, so, so brave.
hockey tumblr, as a whole: we have GOT to stop slut shaming. we HAVE to. puck bunny? is a derogatory term based on gender, which basically by definition makes it a slur, or at least something like it. stop attacking girls who want sex with players. stop attacking girls who dont dress the way you think they should. stop attacking girls. just stop. and stop using gendered slurs to demean and harass other girls who have different opinions or choices than you.
and this one last thing: dating a player? is not a luxury. if it is, so is dating me, or you, or your friends, or my friends, because we’re all PEOPLE. we are all the same. theyre not the gods of olympus, theyre not jesus christ sent down to save us. they can skate around on large knives and handle a giant stick with more skill, care, and agility than i possess while walking down the damn stairs. i can create entire worlds in my mind and turn those worlds into words on a page, into characters and images in your head and thoughts in your heart. both are wonderful, incredible talents that have taken years to develop and earn. one is not greater than the other. their talent on the ice does not make them greater than me, or you, or any single one of us. they are people. and we have GOT to treat them as such.
Notes: More filthy, raunchy, dirty smut for y’all. I’m going to have to cleanse myself by the end of this week. Hope you enjoy! Ok but isn’t it sad that my longest imagines are always smut because I can’t do smut without a plot I hate myself.
Mentions: Patrik Laine
Warnings: Smutty, smut
Smut: Yes | No
Requested: Yes | No
Up Next: Connor McDavid
“Are you seriously fucking sexting Laine right now?”