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wibuwibirb  asked:

just a little thing i noticed that probably doesn't mean anything but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ characters whose name ends with 'y'-sounds are less-failed cartoons with more coherent mind (if your theories are true: sammy, joey, wally, susie) meanwhile whose names don't end with 'y'-sounds ended up with much worse results (i.e norman, and based on your speculations shawn, cohen, and thomas too)

We shall change everyone else’s name to a y to keep them safe. They will now be called Normy, Shawny, Cohney, and Thommy.

Camp Camp Night of the Living Ill
  • Their legitimate worry for David and Gwen
  • SICK DAVID
  • “Quarantine"
  • Sick counselors
  • SPOOKY ISLAND BAD IDEA BAD IDEA RIGHT AWAY
  • OH NO THEY LOOK LIKE ZOMBIES WHY
  • NO NERF
  • AH I MISSED THIS THEME SONG
  • WHY HASN’T MAX SAID BAD SARCASM YET
  • AW SPACE KID
  • THE KIDS CHANGED OR MAYBE I DID
  • NEIL OH SHIT YOU SICK
  • THAT DISGUSTING SICKNESS
  • SPACE KID
  • THAT DIRTY JOKE
  • THEY LOOK OLDER OH MY GOD ARE THE CREATORS MAKING THEM OLDER
  • POG - JASPER!!!!!! IS HE COMING BACK
  • FUCK NEIL NO NIKKI NOT YOU TOO
  • “FUCK THAT”
  • “HAMILTON BUT WITH JAZZ MUSICAL”
  • THE LEOPARD PRINT THONG
  • THE PRESTON STORY
  • NO NOT YOU TOO PRESTON
  • ERED THO ACCIDENTALLY FINDING THE BLUE PRINTS
  • “WHEN YOU’RE COOL THINGS JUST KIND OF WORK OUT”
  • NO ERED!!!!!!
  • MAX IT’S UP TO YOU NOW PULL SOME NINJA SHIT
  • YES SPACE KID
  • AW POOR KID
  • LET’S LAND IN A MAZE
  • NO MAX
  • SPACE KID
  • i mean same space kid
  • IS THE QM GETTING A BLOW JOB
  • JASPER!!!!!!
  • SPACE KID WHY
  • “NO PROBLAMO”
  • “i’m cursed”
  • JASPER NO
  • SPACE KID WITH NO HELMET IS SO FRICKING CUTE WTF
  • OH THATS WHAT THE SCIENTIST THING WAS FOR IN THE BEGINNING
  • AW SPACE KID HIS EYES
  • WAIT SO THIS WASN’T MAX CENTRAL AW SPACEKID
  • THAT WAS AMAZING BUT AM I RIGHT IN THAT THEY ALL LOOK OLDER NOW

@microsuedemouse I just watched it. I was typing while I was watching it. Not the best idea but it was the only one I had. 

@fallsintograce​:

I think it’s great you’re willing to help others being overlooked in the fandom. Do you mind reblogging this fic link of mine? (If you want, I can put it in a post to reblog as well) It’s T-rated, fluff, merman AU. Thanks!   https://archiveofourown.org/works/12327063

Summary:
Yuuri lives deep in the ocean where he is surrounded by his loving family and friends. He spends his days playing with Vicchan, swimming around, and eating bowls of kelpsudon. The only rule he was ever given was never to interact with any humans. He’s been told they are dangerous and will cause nothing but harm to the ocean. So what happens when he finds famous treasure hunter Victor Nikiforov lurking around his home? More importantly, why is he drawn to him? (Multiple ships/Merman AU)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M, F/M
Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Leo de la Iglesia/Ji Guang-Hong, Phichit Chulanont/Christophe Giacometti, Past Victor Nikiforov/Christophe Giacometti - Relationship, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Isabella Yang, other relationships to be added
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Half of the group are merfolks, Other half are humans, Treasure hunter Victor, Mer-manatee Yuuri, OC Antagonist, Vicchan Lives, Vicchan is a puffer fish, Phichit’s hamsters are sea slugs, Katsuki family are all mer-manatees, Based off Fan Art, Mila owns a lighthouse, The humans either work or live near the ocean, Kelpsudon, Fluff, Happy Ending, Alternate Universe - Mythology, Slow Burn

Title: The Forgotten Storm

Summary:  Negan sees Y/N’s self harm scars for the first time

Words: 588

Warnings: Triggering subjects (self harm, self harm scars, mentions of depression), swearing

Tags: @erikafierce, @cryiner, @lilith-luma-graves, @collidewithptv-me, @sup–ernova, @scarletpines, @genevievedarcygranger, @hopingnottocry, @thewalkingdeadrises, @spencer-is-amazing, @attorneyl, @savior-simon-says, @thestrugglesofateenagedirtbag, @mackenziewilson,  @scarygoodfanfics, @fangirlindenial, @skullripper9000, @coralpeanutsuit, @justalittlefangirlthing, @nerdy4itall, @katnisspeetaprim, @kleboldisbae, @roleplayeroftheyear, @anntmann, @deanegan, @buckythelittlepuppy, @sniper-knight, @deekaahtj@theroyaldixon, @carolmontt, @imslowlygettingbetter, @iamnothereimnotlistening, @caitydestroyz, @radpukee, @blackvipera, @brieregod-48, @izayo-i, @hellokittyswiftie, @fancybubble, @monetkiddie, @bobrossisbae, @my-amazing-nerdyness, @laurenvictoria-xo, @sea-blue-eyes, @thedeadwalks, @timetravelingsociopathicwalker, @amazinggabbyisonfire, @reedusslut4life135, @ansleylovesmattespinosa, @eziokeks, @multifandomimagines4everyone, @kathyjimenezg1, @bensrey, @laurenm383, @moonxlight101, @look-at-my-dirty-girl, @bands-messed-me-up, @superlucille, @bisexual-watermelons, @hoomygawd, @haunted-goddess, @cassidyfane1d, @rebloggingwoman,@ali-pennell, @memphisgirl1977, @meadow-melody, @warriorqueen1991

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It was the dead of summer and you couldn’t fall asleep to save your life. Unfortunately the Sanctuary wasn’t lucky enough to have a working air conditioning system. 

For a moment you thought about cracking the window open, but quickly remembered that they were bolted shut. The safety precaution was executed with the communities Negan ruled over in mind. The groups were on the brink of war with each other and it was very likely that one of all of them would retaliate. After the first battle at Alexandria it was very possible Rick and his group would come for Negan. 

Since the window was a dead end, you decided to take off your pajama pants. You removed them carefully and as quietly as you could. After wiggling your legs free, you kicked the wad of fabric to the edge of the bed. 

Next to you Negan groaned, having woken up. He rolled onto his side to face you. 

    “What you doing doll face?” he asked in a raspy voice. 

You felt yourself grin. Even in a semi-conscious state he was still charming and smooth with his words. 

    “You were just moving a shit ton, you alright?” 

You stretched your arms over your head and sighed. “Yea, I was just too hot, I was just taking off my pajama pants.” you answered. 

Negan was intrigued and raised an eyebrow before lifting the comforter. 

    “Yea, I see that.” 

You couldn’t help but giggle. “Like I said, I’m really hot.”

He dropped the blanket but lifted it again after he realized that he’d seen something he wasn’t expecting. Your bare legs were revealed again and so were your scars. 

    “Sweety… what are those?” he asked, gesturing towards the dozens of scars on your thigh. 

Initially you were caught off guard. Somehow you’d almost forgotten about you scars. They hadn’t been a pressing matter when you were out in wild trying to survive. Your basic human needs had subdued your depressive thoughts and memories since the outbreak. 

You quickly covered the scars with your hand. “Nothing.” you said instinctively. 

Negan sat up and tugged your hand away. “Come on sweetheart, you don’t just get those naturally and you sure as shit didn’t get them from the dead ones.”

For a moment you were silent, afraid that if you answered the horrible emotions would come flooding back.

    “I- I was dealing with some stuff when this all started. To be honest, I’d kinda forgotten about it, sort of had more pressing matters to attend to.” you said, giving Negan a weak smile in attempts to lighten the mood. 

    “I’m sorry you’ve ever felt like that. I can’t say I know how you felt, cause shit, I can’t even imagine.” Negan said, grabbing your hand. “You feeling like doing that kind of thing again, come find me. No matter what I’m doing, you come talk to me, even if I’m about to bash someone with Lucille. Alright? It seems like its behind you, but if it’s not or you ever want to talk about it, I’m here to listen.”

You felt a smile appear on your face. You leaned forward and planted a soft kiss on Negan’s cheek. “Thank you. I really appreciate that.”

    “No problamo, babe. Now let’s go back to sleep, I’m tired as shit and I bet you are too by the looks of it.” he chuckled. 

You obeyed, and laid down. Negan pulled your body up against his, making you the little spoon. 

“Goodnight, sweet dreams.” you said sleepily. 

    “Sweet dreams, baby.”

Hello Little Flame pt 3

Johnny Storm x Abandoned!Baby! Reader

a/n: this is a huge timeskip because in this ur a teenager. As requested by an precious little anon. Hope u enjoy :3.

Genre: Adventure, Family/Friendship
Rated: Everyone
Warnings: swearing, rebellious reader

Author: Chris-Evans-Reader

“-And don’t go anywhere. I get daddy.”
The fifteen year old said to the Blonde haired man. Johnny Storm was going on a mission with the four and unfortunately couldn’t find someone to watch you. So he laid out the rules for you. No going into Reeds lab, no sabotaging anybody’s stuff, no answering the doors for strangers, no going anywhere and-
“Absolutely NO BOYS AT ALL.”
Johnny said sternly. You crossed your arms, stood tall, and said.
“Why would I ever do that?”
Johnny glared at you and you giggled, hugging him.
“I’m kidding. Be careful, alright?”
Johnny hugged you back tightly.
“You know I will. I love you so much sweetheart. You be careful and remember the rules!”
He ran off and you rolled your eyes. You watched them leave then smirked.
‘I wonder how much havoc I can wreak.’
You quickly closed the door, remembering to lock the door before sneaking away. You grabbed your phone and called your friend Cameron (yesh thats me!!! Hurray author is ur rebellious bff xD).
“Perpetual Sperm Control, you give it, we test it! Wassup, Stormy?”
You giggled at the girls greeted and stated.
“Dad’s gone onto a mission.”
Cameron immediately stated.
“I am not getting into trouble with you. Remember last time? I thought I was gonna become a grilled human kabob.”
You sighed then pleaded.
“Please! I promise we’ll get away with it this time!”
“And how do you know that?”
“I know when they’re getting home.”
You heard a sigh and your friend yelled.
“Just this once! If I die, I’m fucking haunting your ass for the rest of your miserable life!”
“I love you too.”
“Fuck off.”
You laughed as Cameron hung up and quickly found her in town, arms crossed and glasses on the bridge of her nose. Her long, dirty blonde hair was pulled up into a ponytail and her arms were crossed. She glared at you playfully but smiled.
“So? Whatcha wanna do, Troublemaker?”
You shrugged and said.
“We can go to the carnival that’s downtown?”
Cameron smiled.
“Good thing I brought 300 bucks.”
“I got 400.”
“Where the hell did you get that much?!”
“Allowance.”
Cameron gave you a bewildered look and you smirked.
“Unbelievable.”
She muttered. You laughed and you two bought your all day passes for the carnival.
-timeskip to 4 hours later-
You laughed as you and Cameron bounced in the bouncy house. You heard your phone ring and dragged Cameron out to run to a quiet part of the carnival. You pulled your phone out and you paled.
“Uh oh…”
Cameron immediately asked.
“Oh my fucking god. It’s your dad isn’t it?”
“Uh huh..”
“Oh shit….ok…answer it!!”
You answered, putting it on speaker phone. Before you could say hi, Johnny said.
“(Y/n) (Middle Name) Storm. You have exactly 5 seconds to tell me where you are right fucking now.”
Cameron’s hands flew to her mouth and you answered.
“I’m at the uh…carnival.”
“You’re at the carnival? With who?”
Camerons eyes widened and she mouthed.
“Oh god no don’t!”
“Im by myself.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“Positive.”
“Then why do I see Cameron freaking out beside you?”
You both tensed up and you turned slowly to see your dad closing his phone, crossing his arms, and tapping his foot. Cameron laughed sheepishly.
“H-hey Mr. Storm! W-what brings you here?”
Johnny’s gaze whipped to hers and he said lowly.
“You’re in very deep shit, Cameron. Don’t you dare try to sweet talk me.”
“Ok.”
She hung her head and Johnny stated cooly while walking away.
“Girls, let’s go. I’m talking to BOTH of you when we get home. Cameron, you better call your mom and tell her your spending the night, because me and you are having a talk.”
Cameron’s eyes widened and you gulped. He wasn’t this angry before and you felt guilty for breaking the rules.
“Dad-”
“(Y/n)…just don’t. ”
You hung your head low and held onto your best friends hand. When you arrived, Sue Ben and Reed were frowning. Cameron looked up briefly before whispering to you.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen your dad this angry before…”
“He has a good reason to be.”
Johnny pointed to the kitchen table and you both took a seat.
“Cam, I want you on my left.”
She looked at you then sat on Johnny’s left while you sat on his right. There was silence before Johnny stated to you.
“I gave you an easy rule to follow and what did you do?”
“I broke it…”
You stated, looking down. Johnny asked.
“And what do you think I should do about that?”
You shrugged, fiddling with the sleeves of your shirt and he demanded.
“(Y/n) look at me when I’m talking to you.”
You looked up, seeing your fathers angry gaze. His hand was burning a hole into the table and Cameron piped up.
“Mr. Storm, hands burning the table.”
He took his hand off while stating.
“Thank you.”
“No problamo.”
Johnny said.
“I want you to go to your room and do not come out until you find out what I should do to discipline you.”
You piped up.
“Ground me for two weeks?”
Johnny persed his lips and then licked them before replying.
“Then no tv, no phone, no going anywhere but school, no friends coming over. All privileges are nada for two weeks.”
“Yes Daddy.”
Johnny then turned to Cameron who bit her lip and looked down, rubbing the back of her neck.
“Cameron Taylor, you better look at me too.”
She looked up, eyez wide and Johnny asked, crossimg his arms.
“Should I call your mom and tell her what you did?”
Cameron looked at you briefly before looking at johnny.
“No sir.”
“Then what should I do for your punishment hmm?”
You shrugged and replied.
“Honestly, I don’t know…I mean, hard labour for two weeks?”
Johnny narrowed his eyes.
“I’ll talk to your mom about that.”
Cameron opened her mouth to say something but Johnny put a hand up. He pointed.
“Both of you go to a room. Don’t come out till I tell you, ya hear?”
You both nodded then scrambled away. Cameron muttered to you.
“Your dad is hot but really scary when he’s angry.”
“Oh my god, Cam. Please leave the attraction outside the building. That’s so weird for my best friend to think my dad is hot. ”
You both froze when Johnny stated.
“I can still hear you.”
Cameron squealed and you both ran to your room, slamming the door shut. You looked at Cameron and laughed at her horrified face. She whispered.
“He knows.”
You two looked at each other and giggled.
-END-

OMFG IM TELLIN U THAT I WLD TOTALLY DO THAT XDDD and who agrees that an Angry Johnny is a sexy Johnny?? :333

PART FOUR

anonymous asked:

HCs for Law, Zoro and Sanji with a shy S/O? Thank you!

No problamo! ♡

Law:

  • He would be completely enamored with his shy S/O and their adorable reactions
  • Loves to make his S/O blush by complimenting them out of nowhere
  • He would usually be the one to initiate contact with his S/O if they were feeling too shy about it
  • If his S/O were to be uncomfortable with a situation he would hold their hand to help calm them down
  • Random kisses out of nowhere on the nose, forehead or temple
  • Would occasionally tease his S/O just to fluster them because he’s so in love with their blushy reactions
  • If anyone were to mess with his adorably shy S/O they would have him to deal with

Zoro:

  • Zoro would think his S/O is adorable in every conceivable way
  • The way they would blush and bow their head or play with their hair when they were nervous
  • He would never say any of this out loud since he’s so tsundere
  • He would pay attention to every detail of his S/O and remember all of their mannerisms 
  • Since his S/O is shy he would never expect them to initiate contact first, but if they did they would always manage catch him off guard 
  • Would immediately blush at the sudden kiss to his cheek, when his S/O took a hold of his hand in theirs, or cuddled into his side while he was resting on the Merry/Sunny
  • He would brush it off and pretend it didn’t get to him but we all know that tsundere moss head well enough to know that’s not true

Sanji:

  • If we all know this love cook we already know he would absolutely adore every trait of his S/O especially their shy side
  • Will always want to have skin contact with his S/O in some way whether it be holding their delicate hands or keeping an arm around their shoulders or waist
  • Would be over the moon if his S/O were to be bashful in anyway about any of that
  • Cue Sanji obsessing over how adorable his S/O is and how lucky he is to be with someone so beautiful
  • As soon as his S/O were to act shyly like avoid direct eye contact or shuffle their feet and look away you can bet your ass he’d be gushing over them with hearts flying around him
  • He would prepare special snacks and desserts for them more often so he could see their adorable reactions
  • Would give them adorable nicknames like Princess/Prince, Sweetie pie, Honey bun, etc and would love it when they blushed over the nicknames he came up with for them

    - Admin Doffy
Don't Leave (Steve x Hacker!Reader)

Request: Could you write me a Steve Rogers/reader one where you’re new to the team because they needed you for your super human tech skill (hacking foreign governments or w/e) and you’re kinda snarky and hard to get to know but hit it off real well with Tony because you have so much in common, and the mission you’re all on is getting to Steve so he snaps at you or something. You don’t let on how much it hurts but storm off and Tony makes Steve apologize because he doesn’t know you as well as he thinks?

Author’s Note: I hope you like it :)

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