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Blue Velvet - Chapter 1 - sportamayor - LazyTown [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: ½
Fandom: LazyTown
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sportacus/Milford Meanswell
Characters: Sportacus, Milford Meanswell, Robbie Rotten
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1920s, Prohibition, Speakeasies, Bars and Pubs, This Is 100 Percent Serious

“Through the haze of cigarette smoke, Sportacus made his way back to his table, another tumbler of whiskey, neat, in his hand…..He didn’t come to these kinds of places often, but tonight he had felt that restless stirring in his bones that made him feel lonely and heartsick, and he had headed to the speakeasy in hopes of easing the feeling a bit.”