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Some random things I've learned about Hotaru on his route

For his power

-You have to hear it for it to work on you
-If he says someone’s name before he speaks the command, it ONLY works on that specific person even if others have heard
-He carries around syringes with a powerful sleeping liquid in it, so if he ever makes a mistake he can use it on the person to stop them from carrying out the task

General cuteness

-He didn’t know how to use chopsticks
-He likes fish
-He thinks flowers are beautiful
-He reads a book about a brave general who fights evil and he read it because the hero is like Kenshin and he just *clenches fists* loves Kenshin so damn much I’m crying
-Loves to lick things
-Even licks tears “because Tora does that for [him]”
-Will hold you when you cry
-LOVES TO MAKE ORIGAMI WITH KAGETSUGU (he also gives MC an origami flower)
-DID I MENTION HE LOVES KENSHIN SO MUCH???????????

NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AND LEARN ABOUT LIFE AND HE NEEDS AND DESERVES ALL OF THE LOVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

hello! can you make a hc of the 12 lords + nobuyuki and shizigane reacting to mc receiving a lot of marriage proposals? like everyday she receives 5 proposals?

More importantly… I want to meet a (non-celebrity) woman who gets 5 proposals a day, because I can’t even begin to imagine what she would be like.

The lords reacting to MC receiving a proposal

  • Nobunaga: You can look but you can’t touch.
  • Mitsuhide: Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave now.
  • Yukimura: nO SHE’S NOT GOING TO MARRY YOU. SHE’S GOING TO MARRY ME.
  • Saizo: Yes, yes, are you done yet? Bye.
  • Masamune: ………………………. *nods discreetly at Kojuro*
  • Kojuro: Nice try, but she’s taken.
  • Inuchiyo: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF OR ELSE
  • Hideyoshi: Haha, no, better luck next time! With someone else!
  • Ieyasu: Really? You want this woman? Why?
  • Mitsunari: Are you blind or just plain stupid? She already has a partner.
  • Kenshin: She is lovely, isn’t she? But she’s already mine, so I’m afraid you’ll have to look elsewhere.
  • Shingen: HAHAHAHA no. But you have good taste!
  • Nobuyuki: *insert yandere twitch*
  • Shigezane: how about no
Bar(d)baric Behavior

So the party is trying to find the King of the Sea People to stop him and his family from kidnapping and eating humans. The party bard (Egad) had (unbeknownst to him) befriended the Sea King’s father (not a dick), and when the Sea King (indirectly) killed his father, Egad lost it. Here’s some of my favorite lines from last night:

King:How did you unlock my throne room, and what are you doing here? Where are my guards?

Egad: (Casting vicious mockery) We killed your fucking guards and we’re gonna fucking kill you too.

Prince (having consumed the hearts of the king and queen and become significantly more powerful):Who’s first??

Egad (having cast disguise self to look like the prince formerly did to trick the queen before she died): If you’re gonna kill anyone, kill me first. I want you to know what you’re gonna look like when the rest of my friends FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS.

At the end of the fight Egad: *Puts on the former Sea King’s crown and lands the final hit on the Prince*. King me.

Honda Tadakatsu!

Hope everyone is enjoying the heat!

I doubt you peeps were expecting this for him- but all the skanky ones of my lovely freak are being horded for myself.  Because he’s mine.

Date Masamune is next!  


I forgot who I was supposed to tag! DX