no parkour at any time

I literally cannot relate to these pet posts where people talk about their calm, quiet, low energy cats. Catch my cat at any time of day and night doing fuckin parkour across my entire apartment. I can’t take pictures of him unless he’s dead asleep and even then there’s somehow a motion blur. “Where’s Hiccup”, you ask? that fucker’s probably hanging upside down on a god damn ceiling light or robbing the nearest bank. CALM??? MY CAT DOESN’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD

Showed my little 11 brother two episodes of Ladybug today: Stormy Weather and The Mime. 

Here are some of his reactions:

  • “I’d just punt that kid” (speaking about Manon)
  • “wow. she’s hot” (talking about alya…though, me too, kid. met too). 
  • “wow. she’s hot” (talking about stormy weather)
  • “wow. she’s hot” (talking about Ladybug)
  • (he’s discovered his love for girls lately. it leads to really interesting conversations lol)
  • anytime Ladybug catches an akuma he sings “gotta catch ‘em all. POKEMON!”
  • “why didn’t he save them?” (when Chat Noir didn’t do the spiny thing when it came to the bus. I asked them why can’t she save them and he was like…oh lol)
  • “PARKOUR!” (mainly when Chat runs)
  • “Whoa! WHoa! WHOA!” (pretty much any time they dodged something. He really thinks Ladybug is a badass lol) 
  • “that little girl just cockblocked her again!”
  • “WHAT IS WITH THIS VILLAIN?!” (talking about The Mime)
  • “IS THAT A ROCKER LAUNCHER?!”
  • “HE CAN’T JUST….OMG. HE JUST BROKE THE EIFFEL TOWER!” 
  • *general screaming*
  • “IS THIS GUY JESUS?!?!” (when The Mime held the tower lol)
  • “he’s the best villian in any show tbh”
  • “wow. a butterfly. this guy is soooooooooooo tough -_-”
  • “seriously, all he has is butterflies and pecs”
  • “WAIT. did she fix the video?” 
  • “HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THAT [MARINETTE] IS LADYBUG?!?!?!”
  • “the opening is cheesy lol”

I plan on showing him more and more Ladybug as I watch a TV show he likes as well. It’s great. haha. 

I think I’m going to show me Kung Fu because DBZ references, but he likes it lol. HE WILL BE INVESTED.