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Slothquisitor’s Follower Celebration!

It has been well over a year since I did one of these. I kept watching milestones go by and thinking, oh when I have more time. Now I’m at nearly 600 followers, and it is now summer for me, so time do to this! 

I don’t have a lot to offer beyond my writing, but that’s probably what you’re here for anyway, right? So I’ll be taking prompts from now until Friday, June 2nd. I’ll reblog some prompt lists, but you’re definitely not restricted to those. My main parings are: Cullen x Mara in Class Act AU, Reparation AU, or the canon-verse, and Barris x Rosalie in Reparation AU. I’ll take prompts for anything in the stories, so was there something that went unanswered in Class Act you wanted to see? Want to know more about the Rutherford siblings? Send over a prompt. All of this will be tagged as #slothquisitorfollowercelebration for your blacklisting convenience.

Originally posted by slothilda


🎁 May 24rd • The Matsuno Brother’s Birthday 🎁

this started out as a shitpost drawing but then I got really into it @danisnotonfire

Everyone who reblogs this will get a pic of Gerard Way in their submissions

I’m not even joking, I have so many.

  • pros of having a crush on one of your best friends: it isn't weird if you tell them you love them, you can cuddle, already know them super well
  • cons of having a crush on one of your best friends: oh jesus basically everything else oh fucking shit

“It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers”
Remus Lupin, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Featuring @asktheboywholived as Remus Lupin!
A big thank you to everyone for their support! Every like and every reblog makes my day! Hope you guys enjoy this one!

This Valentine’s Day I’d like to share a few things with you. I’m 19 years old and:

I have never had sex in my life
I have never dated anyone in real life (so not on the Internet)
I have never kissed anyone
I have never been on a date
I have never even held hands with someone romantically
I literally have never even been close to dating anyone in real life

Not because I don’t want to or because I’m picky. Because no one has ever asked me out or showed affection for me or even flirted with me. I don’t think anyone irl has ever fancied me, or if they did they never let me know in any way.

And you know what? I don’t care. I moved on from feeling abnormal and broken and not whole. I refuse to connect my value as a person to those things. I will not allow myself to think of myself as less because I have never done any of those things. Yes maybe my self-esteem still relies on my uni grades or good reviews of my works but I finally stopped thinking that there is something wrong with me for not experiencing those things.

I feel happy and whole anyway. I survived every crush who didn’t return my feelings and every instance of being attracted to someone and knowing they do not like me back. I survived and moved on.

And today I’d like you to turn to things you really value in your life. Your jobs and talents and hobbies and passions. Your family and friends and pets and even house plants. Your favorite books and bands and TV-shows and video games. Your favorite ice-cream and favorite pair of jeans and favorite plush toys.

There are so many people and things you love. There are, I hope, things that make you happy. Focus on them. And screw the society that tells you that you need relationships to know that you are loved. You are already loved. Don’t let society ever persuade you otherwise.

Me: So what do you think of mclennon? 

My date: I don’t know it just doesn’t seem real 

Me (shoving breadsticks into my purse): Terrible emergency, I have to leave immediately right now


BABA B1A4 2 EP.44

Prologue 2

these are my favorite moments

I really wanted to make another gif set to practice <3

This is from three days ago but please give it love!


It’s so funny when suddenly one of the blogs you follow reblog everything related to a strange ship and you’re like :

“Oh, this one fell for a new ship”

And some seconds later you’re like :

“Oh, I fell for a new ship”

Originally posted by themelinac

Imagine Dean tries to seduce with a little Spanish and it doesn’t work so he tries something else.

“Dean. Seriously? I am not in the mood.” You said squaring your jaw and rolling your eyes at the same time. “Oh come on I know you want me.” Dean smirked smugly, knowing very well if he hit “your sweet spot.” He would find what he was looking for this whole time. 

You sit down on the bed and you run your hands over your eyes, you were exhausted, physically and mentally drained, and frankly all you were in the mood was good old fashioned sleep. You let out a sigh, as Dean sat down beside you and began massaging your shoulders. 

Dean hadn’t been rubbing your shoulders for long, and he was already making you feel a little weak. You moaned quietly as Dean worked wonders with his light but effective touch. You laid your head back into the crook of Dean’s neck and let out another sigh. “Why are you doing this for me, Dean?” You questioned, as you were just snapping at him a little bit earlier. 

“There’s so much more I wish I could do for you and this is the least I can do for you baby. You deserve only the best and I try to show that to you everyday or at least I hope I do.” He said pecking a kiss on the top of your head, moved his hands down to your back. Your tense muscles instantly relaxed at Dean’s callused fingers moving up and down your body. 

“How did I get so lucky?” You said thinking out loud. “I was the one who got lucky, sweetheart.” Dean said warmly. You couldn’t help but blush, Dean was so good to you, and sometimes you were too stubborn to see that side to Dean. Dean massaged you for a little bit longer and he realized you were slowly drifting off to sleep. 

“Y/N? Do you want to go to sleep?” Dean whispered softly into your ear. You nodded your head up down and Dean took that as a yes. He ripped the covers open and you laid your head down on a pillow. Dean got under the covers as well and moved quickly to his side. 

Dean pulled your back as he close as he could get to his chest and laid his head down. He shut the lamp out on his side earlier, leaving you and him in a dark space. You cuddled up against each other and when Dean felt your breathing slow down and he kissed the top of your head and whispered in a soft voice. 

“I love you, Y/N, now and forever.” 

The End! 

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Period pains *Major Fluff*

Request: Helllooooo! Love your blog! Could you do a NewtXreader where Newt comforts reader when she’s hurt?



Unfortunately Mother Nature decided today was the day she would pay you a visit. As much as you longed for a peaceful sleep in, you just weren’t that lucky. Searing cramps rampaged through your stomach, the spasms causing you to winch. A little groan of protest escaped your lips, as you curled into a foetus position .

Looking to your left you saw Newt’s adorable sleeping frame. You weren’t selfish enough to disturb him for the cuddles you desperately needed. He worked so hard and deserved every moment of rest he had. Instead you placed a gentle kiss to his forehead and peeled the bed covers from your body. Thank Merlin that you didn’t bleed through the sheets like last time.

Staggering to the bathroom you opened the medicine cabinet searching frantically for painkillers. Your luck seemed to worsen when you saw that the tiny bottle wasn’t there and had the urge to scream. Those red pills were what made you a functional human being during these times.

A defeated sigh left you as you slammed the cabinet closed. You just stared at yourself in the mirror as you tried to think through the cramps. Coco. You needed hot coco to help with this. Coco is a girl’s best friend in times such as these.

However as you made your way into the kitchen/living room, you were startled by Newt. He had obviously just woken up as he sat in a disorientated state on the sofa. Although he quickly snapped out of it though upon noticing your miserable presence.

“Y/N…” He said softly. Just observing your face he knew something wasn’t right, “That - time - of month?”. Newt being Newt was always slightly shy when it came to topics like this. A light pink tinted his cheeks, highlighting his innocence and inexperience in the matter.

Instead of answering you let out a weak moan giving him a ‘seriously?’ look.

“I’ll take that as a yes”, he chuckled. The laugh however didn’t last long when he saw the amount of pain you were in. His smile fell instantly and concern washed over his features.

“Really that bad love?” Sympathy flashed in his eyes. Nodding your head in reply, a lone tear trailed down your cheek. You couldn’t help it. You hated looking weak but it hurt so much, as though someone was tearing your insides out.

Newt’s heart ached at the sound of your sniffles, it was only natural for him to feel your pain.

“Hold on a second baby”. Newt rushed to other room for a second without another word. Where was he off to now? Goodness it was getting difficult to keep a track of Newt’s thought process. Making your way to the couch, you wrapped your body in a bundle of blankets, a chill overcoming your body. You felt completely drained and the urge to sleep was becoming unbearable.

But before you could drift off, a flustered Newt reappeared into the room, numerous items wedged under his arm. “I - I didn’t k-know what to get?” He nervously stuttered, his gaze flicking back and forward, “Chocolate - hot water bottle- I heard they help - and painkillers? I can get paracetamol if that better?” He rambled on, each time he listed something new, his speed increased.

Although Newt wasn’t a “worrier” seeing you this way did make him panic. He felt the same emotional pain he would feel for an injured creature. Oh how he longed to help you, but you weren’t as simple as one of his creatures and frankly Newt hadn’t a clue what to do. You attempted to get up and make your way to him but quickly you realised how futile it was when you had to bite your lip to keep from crying out. Sharp pain lanced through your body, colorful spots flashed in front of your eyes. “No no sit back down”, he ushered you back into the sofa, “You look in need of a cuddle?”.

Hell yes.

Deep, deep down that was the answer you longed to say. Newt’s hugs always made everything better, even at the bitterest of times. You couldn’t be so selfish though, you knew he had heaps of work, he could do instead of comforting you. “It’s ok Newt”, you fake smiled ,“you can write more of your journal, I’m just gonna take a nap”

“Ok darling” he said placing a quick peck on your lips but the concerned look never left his face. Grabbing his pen, he sat at the end of the sofa, resting the journal of magical creatures on his lap. With one hand he wrote and the other was placed on your foot, rubbing soothing circles. Newt’s touch worked like an antidote, lulling you to sleep. A gentle hum echoed from his lips as he noticed the content smile on your face.


Slowing lifting your eyelids, you allowed your vision to adjust to the light. Observing your surrounding you noticed you’d fallen asleep on the sofa, wrapped in heaps of blankets. Stretching your arms out from within the warm cocoon, you sat slightly up to see where Newt was.

Fortunately you didn’t have to look hard as beside you lay a half asleep Newt. His features where calm, almost childlike even. Newt’s sheets of paper scattered the surface of the floor, his pen carelessly thrown to the side.

Oh Newt.

Pulling the blankets further over both of you, a warm hand found your abdomen. Tugging your tank top upwards, Newt laid his hand flat across your stomach and rubbed it in slow, circular motions. The other gripped your hip, holding you protectively close.

With every moment, he eased the tension in your muscles, your body relaxing into him. The heat from his palm soothed the contractions, it was almost as though Newt was your personal hot water bottle.

“You can’t fool me love. I know when you want a cuddle ” he cooed, his voice smooth and calming. God could you love this man anymore?

“Merlin I love you” you lovingly whispered.

Newt allowed you to death hold his hand while the cramps passed, you were surprised that he himself remained oblivious to the pain you were causing him from your grip. As you winced in agony Newt nuzzled his nose against your neck, earning a giggle from you.

“Newt that tickles!” You complained but secretly loving it.

“I just wanted to see you smile”, he mumbled shyly into your hair, “a whole day where I get you all to myself…periods aren’t that bad are they?”

You gave him a playful punch to the stomach. “What was that for?” He exclaimed fake hurt.

“Imagine that but ten time worse” you giggled, “you have no idea Mr Scamander”

“Can we just do this all day?” Newt asked with a wistful sigh, “Just cuddle” he goofily smiled, squeezing you tighter.

“Well you do make the perfect pillow” you teased.

 Curling up closer to his frame, you allowed your head to rest on his head, listening the steady beat of his heart. The need for painkillers was long gone, replaced by your own personal antidote Newt.

Maybe periods weren’t that bad after all? As long as you had Newt by your side anything was bearable. 


Like and reblog if you enjoyed, to get this blog noticed. Feel free to send in any requests, I really like unique ones! Oh and 800 followers in like a month? I’m just so happy so many people share the same love for Newt as I do! xx

Originally posted by sensualkisses


jc: hey, nerdjoon? am i a cannibal if i eat apples?

nj: you see, humans and animals are the same as coconuts and fruit: humans are animals, just like coconuts are fruits. according to everyone except vegetarians, humans who eat meat aren’t cannibals. so why should fruit that eats fruit be cannibals? *starts talking about the importance of food and moral*