no one understands how much i love this movie

Okay so I know there has been a lot of buzz around the internet about the subject of LaFou, sexuality, and queer representation lately and now that I’ve seen the movie, I want to put in my two cents. 

If you’ve been living under a rock for the last few weeks, many people have been talking about LeFou being gay and getting a “gay moment” at the end of the film. Vanity Fair put out an article calling the character “ a touching tribute” to Howard Ashman” Many of us LGBT+ folks are obviously not happy with this character, who is literally “the fool” being a bone that’s thrown to us. Many, including myself, where infuriated by the article because not only was Ashman the man who saved Disney from bankruptcy with hits like The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the beast and the formula he created is still successfully used by Disney today, he was a gay man who died of AIDS. So you can see why many of us think calling a villainous side character a “touching tribute” is a gross cop out on Disney’s part.  On the flip side, some christian parenting groups are made because our existence is acknowledged in anyway, even if the representation is bad. A theater in Alabama even refused to carry the film. Needless to say, many people had lots of opinions. 

All that being said, I’m not here to preach to the choir, nor am I here to argue with anyone about whether of not LGBT+ people are are “appropriate” for a disney movie( hint hint we are) I really want to talk straight people who don’t get why LGBT+ people are upset. I need to share my personal experience with the movie to maybe help some people understand. I know I can only speak for myself, but here it is.

I’ll start off by saying, overall, I enjoyed the shit out of this movie. Beauty and the Beast was one of my favorite films as a child. I knew all the songs, I was Belle for multiple halloweens. I loved the over the top, Rogers -and -Hammerstien esque feel of the remake, i liked the bright colors, the songs and grumpy clock Ian McKellan. I want to get lost in how much I loved it. But every time LaFou came on screen, he was like a fly in the ointment, the irritating itch that kept me from enjoying this ridiculous spectacle for exactly what it was, because every LaFou scene was a gay joke.His mannerisms were carefully an explicitly coded to be recognized as those of a gay man, which are not a bad thing on their own but they were played for laughs and combined with a comic, pining-induced subservience to Gaston. He’s hangs on Gaston’s every word, he tells the girls no to waste their breath, he soothes Gaston’s temper. He’s a joke, one we have seen many times before, a weasely ,queer-coded villain. It’s supposed to be funny to us because we know this silly gay man is NEVER going to have his affections returned and all his work if for not.( ie he’s making a fool of himself, so he’s aptly named)  It’s something you get used to when you’re queer and grow up watching Disney films though, so for the most part, I rolled my eyes and tried to enjoy the scenery. 

Until Gaston’s song started.

Now let me start by saying, that has ALWAYS been my favorite song in the film. I have a very naturally loud voice that carries and as a kid I loved to belt the shit out of it when it came on our Disney’s greatest hits CD. It drove my sister crazy on car trips. It’s so silly and it’s poking fun at this hyper masculine douche bag you’re not supposed to like. Luke Evans had been killing it up to that point and I was so jazzed about it. 

And then, we get LaFou, lounging on Gaston’s chair, gazing at him longingly. Gaston looks at him and asks why the girls to love him and LaFou sighs dramatically, like the comedic stereotype they have set him up to be, and says he hears he’s been clingy.

And everyone in the theater laughs. 

Everyone but me. 

Because in that moment, everything snaps into alarming clarity. I am no longer immersed in the nostalgic euphoria of an actor I love about to preform a cherished piece of my childhood. 

I am a joke and everyone it laughing at me. 

Because that’s what it feels like, when you see someone like you splashed on the screen and their feelings being the thing that makes them laughable. When there mannerism that are directly coded to read GAY PEOPLE are the joke. You see the thing about sterotypes is, some of use have those traits. I am clingy as hell, a joke often made about wlw, which I am. I know effeminate gay men. I know people who have fallen in love with straight people. None of those things are inherently bad or make you a bad or shallow person  but somewhere along the way, straight people decided they made us wrong and decided to use those things against us and turn it into a joke. People in the theater were laughing about LaFou’s pining for Gaston, while I had lost friends because I was queer and some women don’t want to be friends with you if they think you’re going to fall in love with them. The rub of knowing this was a conscious choice on the part of the filmmakers. Why not have Cogsworth rush into the arms of a long lost husband, instead of Mrs. Potts? You can’t tell me Sir Ian wouldn’t have been all for that. You had two promient gay actors in this film, which was scored by a gay man and the best you could come up with the villain’s side kick who’s name means fool? Really?

And adding insult to injury, it wasn’t LaFou as a person that was the fool, his gayness MADE him the fool in the context of the film. It was his pining for Gaston, to try and impress him, that was played to make him look foolish. Do you know what that says to people? That being gay makes you a fool, it makes you a joke. I’m 27, I’ve learned how to pack that shit up and process later, but what if I had been 16? 10? What does that say to gay parents, sitting in the audience watching their child laugh because social cues tell them this thing is funny and you should laugh? What LaFou really says to LGBT+ people, to gay men especially, is that you are good enough to put in the labor, to make this beautiful thing(Ian McKellan and Luke Evans did great work as Cogsworth and Gaston and without Howard Ashman, there would be no beauty and the Beast.), but you are not good enough to be well represented in it. 

So straight Disney fans, before you feel the need to tell us why we are “making something out of nothing” or that we should be “glad” for what we get, or that his half assed “redemption” arc or a single moment of him touching another man made it all better,  I need you to imagine sitting in a theater, and knowing everyone is laughing at you. Laughing at who you are, at the struggles you deal with. Imagine the things that have shaped you being watered down and played for comedy before you tell me what is or isn’t good queer representation. 



Black Hat x Reader

A/N: I laughed so hard at “salty bean” I think I may have scared my father a little bit!!!! x)&
Also, for the sake of the way I view said salty bean: I’m going to say that you’ve been together for a long time, and that it took you even longer to win him over and get him to admit that he actually has feelings, because that is a novel of events and chemistry to build up x)&
Anyways! I hope you enjoy!!

You stared at him for a long time as he ate across from you. As far as boyfriends go, Black Hat was…well he tried.

Affection wasn’t his strong suit, but you could tell he cared about you. He showed it in little ways like not hanging you over a shark tank when you slipped up or constantly threatening you with that glare of his. He even ate every meal he could with you, cold and silent though he may have been most of the time. In return you attempted to make Black Hat’s life easier. You made him food and helped clean his desk. Often times, you would have to help the sleep deprived man into his room. He appreciated you for it.

Still, after dating for a while, you were hoping to move past quick, begrudging hugs and the occasional hand to hold.

“What?” He asked, noticing your stare and pulling you from your thoughts. You shook your head to clear it, then shrugged.

“I don’t know.” You replied, going back to your food, “Just thinking I guess.”

No one else was in the mansion today. Flug and 5.0.5 left on business yesterday, and Black Hat took great joy in forcing Dementia to go along with them. He had you all to himself for the weekend….now if only he knew what to do with the time…

The two of you finished dinner and began to wash the dishes in a comfortable silence. You scraped off food and rinsed planes before Black Hat put them into the dishwasher.

“So, y/n,” Black Hat sighed looking at you, “We only have one more day until those idiots-”

“Our friends.”

“Whatever- Before they get home. What do you want to do?” He asked.

You were a bit surprised, usually Black Hat planned your activities and you just followed him or there was some kind of work to be done that he really didn’t need you for, but asked you to help anyway. The responsibility of choosing felt strange, almost unwanted. Still, you were tired, and had an idea of what you wanted to do.

“Let’s go watch a movie.” You suggested, grabbing his hand and walking into the living room. He followed, placing his free hand on his tailbone calmly. You seemed so tired, yet so enthusiastic at the same time. It amused him greatly.

You always had a way of doing that. Making him smile for reasons he didn’t entirely understand. It would have been upsetting if he didn’t love you so much.

You sat down in front of the movie shelf and began looking through them, trying to make a decision. Black Hat stood behind you, resting the other hand on his tailbone as well. He wondered as to what you would choose, you’re movie taste varied quite a bit.

“Oh! How about this one?” You asked, looking up to him with a DVD case in your hand. The cover read “The Book of Life.”

“When did we get this?” Black Hat asked, looking it over.

“I bought it a while ago.” You said, crawling with the movie to the TV where the DVD player was. Black Hat smiled a bit wider and raised an eyebrow at your refusal to simply get up and walk there.

He walked over to the couch as you handled the logistics of actually starting the movie. It took a few tries before you remembered what input to use, but soon you had the movie playing and walked back over to the couch. Black Hat patted the spot next to him and you sat down, taking hold of his hand.

“So what’s this whole thing about?” He asked, rubbing the back of your hand a bit with his thumb. For some reason he felt a need to be close to you.

“It is about love, and family, and the Day of the Dead, and following your dreams!” You smiled looking up at him with enthusiasm.

“Well…Dia de los Muertos sounds interesting…” Black Hat smiled, “Maybe the love thing doesn’t sound too bad, either.”

He leaned down and quickly kissed you on your cheek. You blushed and squeezed his hand. Your flustered reaction made him smile. He loved you, greatly, but that didn’t mean he didn’t enjoy the power he had over you because the affection was returned.

The movie went on and Black Hat actually did enjoy himself. The pin that made its wearer invincible sparked his interest, and he made a mental note for a few new products because of it.

He chucked also when the villain appeared to win because he didn’t fight fair. You looked up and him with a raised eyebrow.

“Villains don’t fight fair, my dear.” He smiled wickedly, and you turned back to the screen. Why was Black Hat always so handsome? Your blush shone in the dim light.

Eventually, his focus only half fell on the movie. The other half of his attention was on you: how you were so invested in the characters, how your eyes lit up when a scene you enjoyed came on the screen, how you hummed along to the songs quietly, how warm your hand was in his own.

At some point near the end of the film, Black Hat made the decision to pull you under his arm. You blushed, surprised by the sudden physical contact. He wasn’t much of a person to do things like this. If he hugged you it usually was because he was going away or you had done something clumsy or stupid enough to worry him.

Your body was warm against his, and he enjoyed the closeness between you two. As the film ended, you snuggled deeper into his chest.

“Tired yet?” He asked. You could hear the low rumble of his voice in his chest, and you sighed with contentment.

“Not at all.” You lied, putting one hand on his chest and another around his waist, as if to say “I am staying right here.”

Black Hat chuckled, and put his arms further around you. He really did love you.

He laid down and pulled you over with him, further wrapping you in his body. Your noses touched and you both smiled. There was so much he wanted to say and do, but the moment was too pure for even him to mess with. You snuggled into his warmth again, and he held you close, listening to the sound of your breathing.

Soon you fell asleep and Black Hat smiled into the darkness. He pulled a blanket from the back of the couch over the both of you, content to lay with you the entire night.

He may have been evil. He may have relished in the power he had over you. But in reality, you had so much power over him that he almost couldn’t comprehend it.

He loved you so much, and with moments like these…you just didn’t fight fair.

anonymous asked:

omg, coeurdastronaute is my favorite too! i actually love everything she writes?! even the little one shots, god now that you mentioned it, i would die to see the terminal being made a movie, go, go tell her and make babies (movies) together! lol

Isn’t she just fucking brilliant? I would be more than willing to make some sort of deal with the devil to not only get permission to adapt The Terminal into a film but to also get said film funded. Like…you don’t understand how much I love that story. It deserves to be made. It just does. Even if it’s not me (it would break my heart, but I would accept it)

something that really grinds my gears is that nowhere in the books does jk once describe snape as ugly (if my memory is failing me, prove me wrong, but i don’t recall). literally all that’s told abt his appearance is skin/hair/eye colour (none of which can be inherently ugly), hooked nose (also doesn’t necessarily make one a repulsive monster) and dirty hair (can easily be fixed in ten minutes). why does everyone feel the need to comment on how ugly he is whenever he’s mentioned in fics i’ll never understand. 

also i’ve said this before and i’ll say this again, i’ll never forgive the movies for casting age inappropriate actors. even though i love gary oldman and alan rickman, someone like ben barnes and adrien brody would’ve looked much better in their respective roles. 

I am always terrified that nobody is feeling the way I am at any specific moment. There are weeks I am so exhausted to my core no matter how long I spend hiding inside of my bedroom; the weeks where I feel my body telling me to do something, anything, to stop feeling like this and I answer myself, “maybe tomorrow it will be better” and I can’t help but feel like I am pushing the truth. The problem with having an illness that nobody can see is that when somebody asked what hurts, you want to ask if they know how to bandage a beating heart. I used to be in love with somebody who would brush my hair for me when things got really bad, and he would come sit with me on the bathroom floor while “You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are” by Keaton Henson would be playing and for a few minutes I would be safe and there would be nothing in the world except the feeling that maybe this is what making progress feels like; that each knot pulled from my head means that finally I won’t be coming undone. But this isn’t the movies, this isn’t a book; you don’t magically get fixed because somebody is holding you together. Their arms will get tired. They won’t understand why it seems like nothing they do makes any difference. It is not their fault, and it is not your own either, but what is messy once will be messy again. I think about love so much I’m worried that one day it will consume me entirely, and that there is something so inherently unloveable about me that I can’t seem to scrub off no matter how many times I shower in a day. There are days where the dirt seems to live under your skin and you can stand under the hot water for hours but pieces of people that used to be a part of your life get stuck under your fingernails and you carry them with you wherever you go. Each time somebody gets close to me, I wonder what the tipping point for them will be. If they will be frustrated with me when I need the directions explained over and over again, because the thought of being lost is so much more than just not knowing with way to turn. If they will get angry when I can’t find it in me to take the few steps forward; because I have tried crossing oceans that look like puddles for some people and it seems that all they see is that both of our feet get wet. I wonder why people fall out of love, and if it’s always because there is that breaking point, that one extra knot you needed pulled from your hair that they just could not reach anymore. I see people kissing on the street corner and I wonder if she remembers what his favourite movie is, or who she aspired to be when she was young, or if he listens to each song that he gets sent, from beginning right until the very end. In the end, I think everything comes down to love. Because I see it in each businessman that empties his wallet into a barista’s tip jar, in each mother that’s ever sat through their daughters excruciatingly long ballet recitals, in each father that’s ever edited his sons essays and wrapped an arm around their shoulders as they sit beside each other, in each child that kisses each other messily on their cheeks, in the newly weds that just married their best friends and can’t stop feeling the weight on their ring finger, in the 90 year olds that still hold hands while they walk through the grocery stores, in the college girls who apply each other’s lipsticks in the bars and tell everybody in the washroom that they look beautiful, and in myself, when I brushed my own hair this morning, and told myself that maybe tomorrow will be easier than this.
—  NOVEMBER 13TH, 2016 (k.p.k)
Inspirations, role models & more

I’ve received several questions concerning the above and so I thought I’d simply make an own post about it.
I love reading and just like my favourite author, Tess Gerritsen, has once told me: the best way to improve your own writing is to read a lot and try to understand how other writers do it.
And there is actually no one I admire as much as I admire Tess. I love everything about her work, the way she plays with words, creates tension from the first sentences to the end of her books to the very last and especially all the research she does for her stories to write as detailed as possible.
Another writer that has definitely helped me with my work is Chris Carter (Hunter & Garcia series). He has the ability to write dialogues in a way that make them appear very alive and reading his books actually feels like watching a movie because he can describe situations perfectly, without boring the reader with unnecessary details.
Moreover I really love the classics, like Goethe, who managed to find exceptionally good metaphors and images, or Schiller who never fails to amaze me.
And if you want to learn to write realistic, you should read some of Theodore Fontane’s books because he was one of the first to write integrally.
Concerning puns and plays on words, I also get inspired by Shakespeare (honestly, I was snorting SO LOUD whenever I e.g. read of Mercutio).
There is a reason why those writers are still considered amongst the best and as a young writer, you can definitely learn from them.
(If you are willing to really put effort in something but end up if a totally new idea of writing in general, try Kafka haha).

When it comes to writing poetry/poems, it may come as a surprise who inspires me the most; the queen herself, Lana del Rey.
I actually believe that she is one of the greatest poets of our time and the way she can create a certain atmosphere (I love the nostalgia) and write about love without ever just fulfilling a cliché amazes me.
I wish I’ll some day reach a point where my work affects the reader the way her songs affect me.

Of course, there are many more amazing authors and musicians which inspire my writing but if I’d list them all, it would probably take hours.
Therefore, this is just a short collections.
All the love,

ssamelissajojareau  asked:

Kara walks in on Alex and reader making out and she tries to walk out of the room but reader who is also Kryptonian has super hearing and hears Kara and pulls away from Alex. Fluffy fun ensues along with a movie night with the girls.

Originally posted by danasoupchef

Alex Danvers is one of the most considerate and understanding people you know. So when you get home after a long, tense day at work, Alex is waiting there with a bouquet of flowers and a bottle of scotch. And that’s exactly what you need to help you unwind.

You love how thoughtful she is, and you simply can’t get over how lucky you are to have found her.

“Babe, thank you so much. I really needed this.” You say as you’re both on the couch, cuddling. You nuzzle her neck and whisper: “I love you, Alex.”

She wraps her arms around you and pulls you in for a hug. “I love you too, Y/N.”

Hugging your girlfriend always feels amazing. Who knew the violent, badass DEO agent with a rough exterior would give such soft, gentle hugs?

Somewhere along the line, somehow, your hug turns into a kiss, and your kiss turns into a full blown make out session.

You run your hands down Alex’s back, pulling her closer. Alex tangles her fingers in your hair, deepening the kiss. With her lips against yours, both of you are filled with a burning desire for more, more, more.

She slips her tongue in your mouth and you moan. You think you hear the sound of a door unlocking, but your girlfriend begins kissing down your neck and you quickly forget about everything that isn’t her.

“Alex.” You gasp. “Bed. Now.”

You both stand up, her lips still pressed against your neck and her hands still at your waist. She slowly moves up until she meets your mouth, frantically backing up into the next room.

Alex is about to take your shirt off when you hear a small gasp, barely audible. Alex doesn’t hear it, but thanks to your Kryptonian blood the yellow Sun on this planet gives you super hearing.

You pull away and spin around, and you find yourself face to face with Kara.

“Shit, Kara!” Exclaims Alex. “How-? When did you-?”

Kara’s jaw is practically on the floor. “I’m…I-” She fixes her glasses and pinches the bridge of her nose. “So sorry…I walked in…and then I saw what was happening…so I tried to walk out…but well that didn’t work…” Kara trails off awkwardly and glances at you both apologetically.

You smile at the youngest Danvers sister. She was all flustered, so you approach her and pat her on the back, Alex right behind you.

“It’s all good. Sorry you had to see your sister sucking face with her super hot girlfriend. That’s some pretty traumatizing stuff, Little Danvers.”

Alex gazes at you adoringly. She loves hearing you give her younger sister cute nicknames.

“I owe you some potstickers.” Says Alex. At that statement, Kara beams, clapping her hands like a small child, the scene she just witnessed already forgotten.


You and Alex laugh, amused at how excited this grown woman gets over food.

“Hey, why don’t you join us for movie night?” You suggest, loving nothing more than spending time with the Danvers siblings.

Kara squeals happily, running over to the TV, millions of movie suggestions already spewing out of her mouth with extreme velocity.

Alex grabs your hand as you head to the couch, and kisses your cheek.

“You’re amazing, Y/N.”

“I know.”

// this was really fun!! I love cartoons! I wish i had more energy to sit down and finish most of the ones i start though :’)


- He really doesn’t mind; don’t lie this man loves himself some disney movies.

- Does not understand Steven Universe. How is Steven alive MC. Are the diamonds evil or justified. What would happen if you took out his gem. Would Rose come back? Is she dead? This man deserves answers.

- Honestly, he’s not super into the shows themselves. They’re cute yes, but he mainly watches them to make you happy. He knows how much you love them, and so he’ll totally binge watch stuff like that with you.

- Plus he can sing like there’s no tomorrow so be prepared for there to be daily concerts in the house for the next few weeks. Why are songs in cartoons so catchy?


- He doesn’t get cartoons nor disney movies. They’re to keep children entertained so adults wont have to deal with them for a few hours. Is that not the purpose?

- You show him so many shows and movies that he has zero interest in. They don’t make any sense. Cats cannot sing. If they can, Elizabeth the 3rd must be quite insecure about her voice. He’ll have to give her a confidence boost about it later.

- The only movie he’ll watch is The Aristocats even though he doesn’t understand at all. It’s okay, he can see why you find these so entertaining. You must have a very innocent mindset to watch them like you do, how cute.

- For gifts he notes the shows you enjoy and gets you pendants or clothing related to them as gifts. He likes to see you so happy about tiny things such as that.



- Yoosung reminds me of Pidge so much they’re both so smart and cute and pure

- That’s his favorite show to watch with you! It’s like.. space power rangers meets avatar the last airbender. quality stuff right there

- He loves so many cartoons, Gravity falls, Star vs the forces of evil, Steven Universe, so much more. He’s finally met his soul mate.

- He likes disney movies too, Especially lady and the tramp since he always watched that as a kid. He’s so excited to show you all his favorites, be prepared for a binge watching session.


- She doesn’t have time to watch stuff like that, so she’s never seen a disney movie. Ever. How has she survived this long.

- If you show her one, she really likes Mulan. Any disney movie with a strong independent female lead? She’s down to watch. It’s her favorite, since it makes her feel empowered watching things like that. Especially Beauty and the Beast; she loves Belle so much!

- She will roll over at 3 am and start storming up Conspiracy Theories ™

- “ Why did Belle give up all her dreams of travel and aspirations suddenly in the ending like they never existed. They ruined such a beautiful character by turning it into another stereotypical boy meets girl scenario. Why– ”

jaehee go to bed


- He loves cartoons and ‘kids’ movies. He never had the chance to experience them as a child so now he wants to, it’s fun!

- Favorite movie? Cars. fuck planes though that was trash he will breathe heavily and type fast on his keyboard while bashing that movie online to a twelve year old

- Probably cries during the new trailer for Cars 3 they killed lightning mcqueen

- Binge watches stuff like that constantly with you, he really likes Over the garden wall since it’s a hint of spoop and a bit of mystery yet the characters and art is really pretty. He’s a man who can appreciate Quality Content ™ when he sees it.


- It’s not that he doesn’t like them, He just doesn’t watch movies or shows very often besides documentaries. A total nerd for things like that.

- A favorite disney movie has to be alice in wonderland, the art is pretty and he likes the characters. He watched it a lot as a kid!

- Obviously he cant really see what’s going on, But he’ll still cuddle with you while you watch your cartoons. He’s a fast learner so he usually catches onto the plot pretty fast, actually ends up getting into a lot of the stuff you put on. Really loves Gravity Falls.


- He says he hates them. They’re disgusting. Disgraceful. Hideous what a drama queen

- But on the inside he’s full of shit because he loves them. So much.

- He’ll grumble and “ leave ” when you put on a cartoon, But leaving in his book actually means just sitting in the corner out of your view while watching intently. His secret cant be known.

- Or he’ll lay in your lap while you’re watching claiming he’s bored but he’s really just here for the free head scratches and cartoons. Shouldn’t be a surprise by now.

I know (Stiles Stilinski x Reader)

Fandom- Teen Wolf ———————- Warnings- smut! Pure smut! Oral (both male and female receiving)—————- Summary- When after school snacks and a movie get a little heated best friends grow to be a bit more. ——————- Authors note- Use a condoms kids. Be safe! ——————– Dreadfully grabbing your math book out of your locker, you forced yourself down the hall and into your last class of the day. You took your usual seat next to the only thing that made this class better, your best friend, Stiles Stilinski.

  “Aye, (y/n)! You ok?” Stiles looked up at you from his desk, which he had already taken.

You slowly slumped down next to him into your seat and ran your fingers through your hair to get it out of your face. “I’m fine. Just super tired and ready to go home.”

“That’s a bummer. See, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come over this evening.” He responded seeming slightly upset.

You sighed. “I would love to Stiles, but I was really hoping to just rest this evening. Maybe take a nap. Could I get a rain check?”

  He looked at you sternly and said,“ We could watch Star Wars, but I mean I understand… you need your beauty rest.” You grumbled at his comment and gave him a smug look in return. Stiles chuckled. “On second thought we can do it some other time. You really do need some beauty sleep. Maybe it could fix that face.”

You punched his arm with all the strength you could muster. He laughed at your failed attempt at hurting him so you just stuck out your tongue this turned to do your work.

The class finally came to its end as the last bell of the day rang. You gathered your things and followed Stiles out of the class room. Your linked your free arm with his and asked,“ So which episode are we watching?”

He turned and smiled. “I knew you would come around. I was thinking episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back.” He dramatically put it hands into the air when he said the last part, causing you to giggle a little.

“Did I even need to ask. That one is your favorite.”

“Well, it’s undeniable that it is the best one of them all.” He retorted.

  “It’s arguable. I’m more of an episode 4 fan myself.”

He scoffed. “It’s good too, but sorry to burst your bubble, 5 is better.” He winked as you both climbed into the jeep.

“Your such a little kid sometimes…” You shook your head as he began to drive away.

Once you arrived at his house you threw your bag in the same spot in his room as it usually went when you were there, and then you went back into the living room to meet up with him. In your few minutes away Stiles began to pop some popcorn and find the DVD.

You went over to the fridge and grabbed to drinks then went back to put them on the coffee table. You grabbed a blanket and waited for him to get over to you.

He put the movie in and handed you the popcorn then snuggled up on the couch next to you. You curled up next to each other under the blanket, things had never been awkward between the two of you. You were just friends and everyone knew that, so nothing was ever weird.

You both loved the movie, even though you had seen it a thousand times.

“I don’t think you understand how much I want a lightsaber. I mean could you even imagine how much fun it would be to play with one of those.” You said not even realizing until after how wrong it all had sounded.

  “You can play with mine.” Once you both realized what you had said you just looked at each other awkwardly for a second and then you turned back to the screen.

“Listen, umm… I didn’t mean it that way. Well I did, but… I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything. I’m very st-.”

You cut him off by turning and giving him a kiss. What had come over you? This was Stiles? Your best friend since you were little kids and you just kissed him! However, he did respond well. How long had it been now? You decided to pull away first.

“Wow, umm… I’m sorry about that. I didn’t mean to. Well I did, but…. I don’t want things to be awkward Stiles. I’m sorry.”

  He sat up and turned your head toward his, his hand gently placed on your cheek, forcing your eyes on his. “(Y/n), please don’t say that. I liked it. It doesn’t have to be awkward unless that is the way that we make it.” He took a breath. He eyed your lips and then went back to your eyes. “Just tell me when you want me to stop.”

He leaned in close and his lips found yours once more. They worked at each other in perfect synchronization. Only a moment longer before his tongue had escaped into your mouth, exploring all around.

You pulled away and smiled. “If that’s the case, then your gonna be at this for a long time.” He smiled and tried to pull you back to him but you stood up before he could reach you. You bent down to grab the remote off of the coffee table, while doing so you gave him a nice view of your butt. You turned off the tv and just as Stiles reached for you again you moved back. After a short moment of doing this he jumped and grabbed your arm. He then pushed you to the nearest wall and pinned you against it.

His mouth attacking yours again. His large hands roamed your body soon reaching your ass and giving it a squeeze he broke the kiss with a brief word,“ jump.” You complied and wrapped your legs around his waist. He began to walk you down the hall and you soon reached his bedroom. He laid you on the bed and then followed by hovering overtop of you.

He mouth moved from your lips and began to attack your neck. You moaned as he sucked around and left a mark where he pleased. Your hands wandered down and toyed with the hem of his shirt. You teased and your ruffled the fabric between your fingers but when Stiles left a gentle bit at your neck in response you smiled and slid it the rest of the way off. Yours was short to follow as Stiles left his job with your neck and slid your shirt off. His hand expertly snuck under you and slid your bra off within seconds.

He left wet kisses all around your chest and then took your right breast into his mouth as his hand began to massage the other. He then switched giving each the same treatment, leaving you growing wetter and wetter by the second. He continued up top as you slid of your shorts. He then trailed down your stomach with kisses and stopped at the hem of your panties.

He took the fabric between his teeth and slowly moved down until they were completely off your body. He slowly creeped back up leaving kisses over your thighs. He then spread your legs wide open, looked up to give you a quick glance and then leaned down. He softly kiss your inner thigh, getting closer and closer to your heat. You squirmed beneath him, but he held you down. He puckered his lips and blew cool brisk air onto your dripping center. You squinted your eyes and wanted to scream. He did it and once more then whispered with his head still as close, his breath still as cool,“ Tell me what you want baby.” He kissed your inner thigh again. All you could do was moan. He tried again. “(Y/n).” He cooed. “Tell me what you want and it’s yours. I can tell by everything down here you want something. You just have to tell me what.” He whispered and made you want to scream with every word.

“Damnit Stiles. Give me everything. Anything and everything. I want you!” You couldn’t even finish before he came at you. His mouth licking a clean stripe up you made you shiver. He flicked his tongue over your clit and then sucked hard. Alternating between these two with his tongue he brought up his hand that was free from holding down your legs and pushed two fingers into your core. You moaned loudly. After a moment he then switched his fingers at your clot rubbing in harsh pressurized circles and his tongue pushing inside of you. He sucked expertly with his mouth and you soon came like a river into his mouth. He licked you clean and then came up to give you a kiss.

You kissed him quick and then flipped the two of you over to where you were on top. You slid down and removed his bulging sweat pants and boxers letting his big dick spring free. You moved back up and first licked him all around then you gently kissed his tip. He had teased you enough you though he deserved some back. You left gentle kisses all around his cock and then you finally took him all in your mouth. You bobbed your head on him and then sucked hard. You swirled your tongue along his dick with it in your mouth and rove him crazy. He moaned loud and came into your mouth. You swallowed and he laid there breathless. He closed his eyes and you came up to give him a kiss.

 He kissed you back and then you moved. He remained with his eyes closed but they sprung open as soon as you went down on him. You had lined him up and began to ride him. You bounced up and down in his dick and he moaned loud underneath you. You leaned down to kiss his chest and as you did so he flipped you two again to where he was on top. He spread your legs and began to pound into you. You closed your eyes and moaned. He moved one hand and used his thumb to roughly circle your clit. After a minute he sent you over the edge and you two came together, both for the second time that afternoon. He fell down next to you on his bed. You both breathless.

Stiles soon broke the silence and said,“ I love you.”

You turned and smiled,“ I know.”

Since he caught your reference he chuckled a little. “Would you be mine? Officially?” He asked.

“Absolutely. I love you too!” You leaned over to kiss him. Soon you both fell asleep together, a couple.

Originally posted by iwouldgiveyouthebite


Originally posted by platinuminho

The cliché vision of a cute couple waking up together, whispering sweet words and sharing kisses before starting their day was always something that you loved in television shows. It was so adorable and made your heart melt to see that kind of precious love. However, you knew that unless your morning began at noon then that would never be your life.

To say that you were not a morning person would be an extreme understatement. You hated waking up early with a burning passion. You were much more of a night owl and preferred to stay up late in order to get everything done as opposed to waking up early. Although, when you thought about it, staying up until three in the morning was probably the reason you hated waking up early so much.

Whatever the reason, you hated waking up early. And you were thankful that you had a boyfriend who was just as opposed to early mornings as you. And although the two of you had to wake up early nearly every morning for work, the start to your early days was never anything like the television shows.

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  • Baby: f-f
  • Father: Oh my god, he's gonna say father!!
  • Baby: f-f
  • Father: Come on son, let it out
  • Baby: f-finnick odair is such an underappreciated character who won the hunger games at age 14 was prostituted at age 16 and on top of that he couldn't be with the woman he loved and was reaped for a quarter quell with a woman who was like a mother to him and his friendship with katniss was truly important because he is truly the only one who can understand what she was going through they both felt like they had let down their loved ones down and honestly I hate that the movies cut down so much of their friendship and I hate in general how little we get of finnick odair in general like he deserves better and we deserve better and he's such a kind and selfless soul despite all that he's been through like he literally sacrificed his life for the rebellion so millions of people could be saved and the fact that he went though hell and back just to protect annie is so like he loves her so much and the level of love and intimacy the two share in their relationship is unreal and I'm forever disappointed that we didn't get a lot more of them in the movies because their relationship is so unlike any other relationship I've ever seen and the fact that he didn't even get to see his son or even find out that he was gonna be a father and he didn't get his happy ending with annie which is all he ever wanted and he deserved the freaking world and finnick odair is just really underrated, you feel me?
  • Father: ...

why isn’t there enough recognition for how great mantis x nebula would be ?
• Mantis could help Nebula work through her feelings
• She could understand (bc obvs no one else understands what it’s like to be torn apart and replaced) and help
• She could help repair her relationship with Gamora
• Nebula could introduce Mantis to what the universe is like and help her understand (they could work it out together)
• ALSO there is SO much evidence that Mantis is queer
- “Absolutely. I would love to be able to. We might have already done that [in Vol. 2]. I say watch the movie. Check it out. See what you think.” - James Gunn
- “I’m not even attracted to the type of thing you are” - Mantis to Drax (could be seen as a species thing but I think it’s a sexuality thing).
- She invites Pepper Potts to kiss her to release stress in Avengers Academy (game)
- Pepper Potts: Why would I be stressed? I always have a lot to do, but I plan everything. I even have plans for when things don’t go according to plan. I’m not stressed.
Mantis: Kissing helps with stress.
Pepper Potts: Me?! You? Huh?
Mantis: You didn’t have a plan for my response, and everything turned out fine. Just have fun, Pepper.
• Mantis and Nebula could be perfect together.

I’m pretty sure that Moana’s going to win the academy award for best animated movie and I’m pretty sure I’m going to love the movie when I do watch it, but I really hope people don’t forget about Kubo and I really want Kubo and the Two Strings to win the award this year because Laika and other non Disney movies deserve that award too

anonymous asked:

People seriously think yoi fans are unhappy with victor/yuuri and force Kubo and staff to make otabek/yurio happen. What. Do they realize good and smooth animation takes much more time than few month and Kubo already said that manga and WTTM were made before?? Nobody forced anyone to do anything.

I am not surprised by this at all given how the fandom can be at times like this. Those who don’t like what goes on try to project and make it seem like it’s EVERYONE else’s fault. I get what the fans have to say about things means a lot to Kubo and the YOI staff, but at the end of the day it is their final decision what actually happens. Kubo has the liberty to ignore what she doesn’t want to put into her own creation and if she didn’t want Otabek/Yuri things going down, why would she force it? She’s made commentary about how she feels the characters have just subconsciously pulled towards each other, the chemistry is magnetic and she’s just doing what feels natural for them. 

PLUS, like you said, Welcome to the Madness and the manga were both made before Otayuri blew up; so I don’t understand where they are getting this. It just seems to me that they are worried that Viktor and Yuuri are now gonna be losing out on screen time within the new movie coming up or whenever a season two happens if it does, which I mean, maybe they will…but there is only so much you can do with them! Yuri deserves his time in the light, he is a main character that BARELY got touched on in season one. I don’t blame Kubo for wanting to show him a little more love…especially given how people WANT to see more from him and see how his relationship with Otabek plays out. Gives her more incentive. 


today’s shipping spree is called: girls who are taller than the boys but neither side seems to have a problem with it, let’s begin!!

  • Greg Universe and Rose Quartz: the newest couple on this list. It is fairly safe to asume that Greg has a thing for really big women, and he found himself the biggest one and married her. Rose herself finds humanity fascinating, but it takes a special person to turn fascination into romantic love. Bit of a bittersweet couple but the two were so happy together that it warms your heart just to think about them.
  • Ash and Misty: not the oldest couple on the list but the one I have shipped for the longest time (I was like 5 and did not know what I was getting into), but damn are they funny and damn are they good for each other. Screw you Pokemon anime why do I still have hope…
  • Krillin and 18: out of every couple here this is the one that most likely came out of nowhere, no a one time kiss on the cheek is not the greatest built up ever but they are from Dargon Ball so wathever. But I still find adorable how little they changed because of their relationship, their personalities that is, their full on lives only got better over time.
  • Tea and Yugi: yes regular Yugi and not Atem (if you don’t know that name then… spoiler?), I just like Tea and the regular Yugi better than Tea and Atem since they just feel more natural to me and more in the same page; it isn’t just the right people but also the right time that makes a relationship work.
  • Hiei and Mukuro: I know that a certain other Hiei pairing is more popular but I love how these two are when around each other. They don’t hold back when fighting, they know each other’s pasts and neither one is scared of just how damaged (internaly and externaly) the other is, they just accept it and let it be.
  • Felix and Calhoun: no a female character does not stop being a badass cause she marries a dude and a dude does not have to be a regular badass to be one. sometimes you just need to see someone else’s perspective to really understand them and that is pretty much the hidden message of the movie, everyone is complex in different ways.
  • Buzz and Jessie: someone desided that shipping cowboy and cowgirl was too old school and went for the cowgirl and the space man, and it works!! they are from such different times, concepts and even companies; but they both know what it is like for life to no longer have meaning, or at least not the one it had before, and while very much aware of life being hard, they are unwilling to make it through it without each other.
  • Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4: hilarious, brilliant and oh so innocent yet so surprisingly mature. Wally and Kuki have such different interest that the other can barely stand what the other likes and the fact they willingly put each other above all of those (while both are very pationed people) is admirable, and always a joy to watch.
  • Mario and Peach: most iconic video game couple of all time wherever we like it or not, and I do like it. while both suffer from Nintendo not wanting to change their formula (or changing it very little) they are still really adorable and it does say something about Peach’s character how little she minds the fact Mario is no Prince nor regular Knight in Shinning Armor, he is just a dude (with awesome atletics) and she finds him charming all the same.
  • Roger and Jessica Rabbit: I ALMOST FORGOT THESE TWO AND THAT BRINGS ME SHAME!! but they sure manage to pull off one of the strangest looking couples ever while being so devoted to each other that doubting them becomes sacrilegious.

so there you have it, I know that people love big heigh differences in couples and I think that this should aply to couples outside of the norm. Also notice that I stuck to A- pairing I ship and B- that are animated (video games are a form of animation).

thanks for reading and have a good day/night/evening!

Resident Evil: Vendetta

My brother and I saw RE: Vendetta tonight! I liked it. It’s a 7 in my book. It was a bit too short but I understand these movies cost to make. My family is the best. I freakin love these people. I can’t tell ya how much! XD
Started off pretty great. The pictures will tell the rest. No spoilers!
First my mom started this off. She was talking to my brother XD

Csoplayers anyone? I’m holding a picture of Ashley Graham! Have you seen her?

^ He was super nice btw

^ Lastly a review by my brother that literally made me fall to one knee CX

Princess and the frog is a good movie

-Majority of cast is POC
-most of the music is jazz, which is super fitting
-one of the characters gives up her love interest to help her friends
-some of the scenes are so pretty like look at this fucking art it’s beautiful
-Some encouraging af words
-also character motive?? Lots of motive
-shows interracial friendship between a poor black girl and a white rich girl, their friendship is major to the plot and never actually points out the difference in colour.

Cons? They kill a character

Hakuna Matata

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Originally posted by mrhankey

Originally posted by starkked

(youll know what this tony gif means later lol)

Steve x Reader

Request: can you do a one shot where Steve and you are watching a movie together and fall asleep on the couch and the avengers (Nat and Tony) find you in the morning (cuddled up) and think it’s really sweet and taking a picture. Really fluffy *^O^*

A/n: ahhhh so cute. Yesh. Oh my god, none of you will understand how much I love the theme song to Cinderella.

Genre: romance, Fluff, humor

Rated: Everyone

Warning: Fluff, swearing, romance

Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines

You and Steve were currently sitting on Tony’s couch on his floor, binge Disney movies and having Disney sing-a-longs with each other. Currently, you were watching Disney sing-a-longs, Steve and you singing the theme song A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes. You two were dancing around and the song changed. You two grinned at each other.

“Want to dance to one more song while singing at the top of our lungs?”

Steve grinned.

“As long as you get o keep dancing like that.”

You laughed and continued dancing to Be Prepared and you two started to tango. After a couple of twirls and dips and head turns and laughs, you two fell onto the couch. Panting and exhausted from dancing around. You and Steve looked at each other and you started laughing again. Steve dragged you into his side and you held him with one arm. Slowly, both of you fell asleep, holding each other as the sing along played on.


“Oh my god, isn’t this cute?”

As Circle of Life from Lion King played, Natasha and Tony stood in front of the two sleeping lovers.  Tony whispered.

“I would be mad at them for sleeping on my couch but considering that Disney sing-a-longs are playing and they are currently cuddling, I am not. In actuality, I’m trying to not scream like a pathetic fanboy.”

Nat grinned and took out her camera, turning off the flash and then snapped a picture. Tony took out his phone, took a picture of Steve cuddling into (y/n), his right leg swung over her hip as his arms hugged her head to his chest. His nose was buried into her hair and (y/n) had her arms wrapped around him tightly.  Tony whispered to Nat as he typed.

“Hey look guys, the Star Spangled Man with a Plan and (y/n) and reenacting a koala bear tree hugging. Figure out who the KB is yet?”

Nat looked over and asked.

“You’re posting that on twitter, aren’t you?”

Tony gave an evil smirk, tapping tweet and stated.

“Oh no, now why would I do that to my two best friends?”

“You little son of a bitch.”

Nat scolded, a smile on her face as she took out her own phone and took a picture. They froze when Steve started to move then ninja jumped behind the couch to avoid being seen. When they heard the movements stop, they looked over the couch to see Steve had pulled (y/n) even closer and now had both of his legs wrapped around her. Tony asked.

“I wonder if Cap’s flag pole is drilling a hole into (y/n)’s post.”

Nat looked over at Tony and asked.

“Are you referring to Steve’s dick and (y/n)’s tummy?”

Tony nodded nonchalantly and both of them froze when Steve said.

“Yes it is and it feels good. Now, if you two wake up this angel, I’m suspending you both from work for three weeks then making you clean every single window of this tower with a toothbrush and you are going to fucking like it.”

Tony was dumbstruck as he stammered.

“D-Did…did cap just swear?”

Nat was already running down the hall and Tony yelped, running after.

“Don’t leave me here! What happened to no one gets left behind?!”



La Cité des Enfants Perdus (The City Of Lost Children) - 1995, Marc Caro, Jean-Pierre Jeunet

5 bullets on this film:

  • Someone sent me a message recommending me this movie, AND I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I LOVE YOU. It was one of the most weird, trippy and awesome things I’ve ever seen, the plot is very original and it might look like a film for kids but it’s very complex and a little disturbing. I’m not a fan of fantasy movies, but I loved this one.
  • The photography is very dark and weird but it fits the film perfectly, and the soundtrack gives a great mysterious mood to it. 
  • A big part of the cast is made by kids, and I honestly don’t understand how they can be so talented because when I was their age I was scared of pooping because I thought Bloody Mary would kill me while I was in the bathroom. 
  • It’s in french, and I know I always say this, but please try to watch it in the original language because 1) you can learn a little bit of french. 2) dubbed movies suck, I’m sorry but it’s true.
  • It was directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, who also directed Amélie, and there was the same ‘one thing leads to another thing’ vibe, and I love that very much. So, if you liked Amélie, you should watch this movie.
Wonder Woman

Okay SO many things on the list of lists of things I loved about this movie. and you’ve probably read a lot of similar things. Like:
- #nomanland I choked up
- fact that they did the whole “wrong color”, acknowledgement of Native American genocide, ptsd - a fucking healthy m/f relationship where neither was pulling the other back or the man needing to assert his masculinity - actually no fucking machismo in this movie - blatant portrayal of the SHIT STUPIDITY men did to women simply because they were women - objectifying Steve (THANK YOU !!) - etc

But! Can I just add I FUCKING LOVED (!!): her whole accent -> NO ONE CARED | her not understanding things of this world -> again NO ONE CARED | her wonder at the new Foods/snow -> was met with smiles of people’s own wonder | her knowledge of different languages -> A FUCKING ASSET

This is how immigrants feel. THIS and so much more is how we should react to new people coming into our countries. Not with “why do you have an accent? ” or “speak English you’re in America” . My gods could you imagine if we were just a bit more understanding like Steve and Patty in the way they answered her questions without any hate or frustration. How the team of misfits were just that, a team that was put together for their skills and comradely. Just SO in love with this movie. Fucking perfect. Saved my 2017.