no one tweets like ezra koenig

They told stories about it, in the village. Around the bonfire people would share stories of half remembered encounters, too horrific to believe. “A group of reylo fans got hold of one of my posts, and i had to delete it”

I never believed a word of it, of course. Reylo shippers? If you’re going to make up a fandom, at least make it something *believable*

That was before i saw…it.

Is it more goth to wear a black bandage or leave the wound open…or something like that. An Ezra Koenig tweet, simple and punchy; good work OP. But i was curious, did anyone have a serious or at least humorous answer?

a poem about ezra koenig
  • ezra is the love of my life
  • i wish that i was ezra's wife
  • he sings in a band called vampy weeks
  • i especially like their music techniques
  • he once mad a rap band called l'homme run
  • one of their songs is giving up da gun
  • he is the king of selfys you see
  • one time, all at once, he took three
  • he also writes some funny tweets
  • along with writing the funky beats
  • sometimes he speaks in a weird accent
  • and he also has a deep nose dent
  • but overall he's a great guy
  • and these have been some reasons why

do you ever wonder which celebrities have ghost writers who write tweets for them? imo anna kendrick seems like she’d be one of them. dane cook too. maybe ezra koenig but i also feel like his stuff is almost TOO niche funny to be written by anyone else