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Best Friends (Jungkook one shot smut)

Originally posted by grape-joon

A/N: The link kept spazzing so I had to repost, sorry xx

Summary: You slept with your best friend, Jungkook. A mistake, a drunken adventure destined to gnaw at your mind. But what’s worse? You have feelings for him. 

Genre: Smut, Angst (oh boy), fluff

Pairing: You x Jungkook

Word count: 5k

Warnings: Smut, mentions of drinking

You’ve had so many dirty dreams about Jungkook already. So many dreams that felt so real. That’s why when you reached over and touched his arm, you almost fell off of the bed.

You jumped up, dragging the sheet with you to wrap around your very naked body. It was as if he was a complete stranger you woke up next to by the way you backed up and away from the bed. It was worse than that.

It was your best friend.

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Did you know that the Epilepsy Foundation has a store?  And alongside the fucking purple ribbon decal, they have an inspirational bracelet?  Yeah, cheezy, except someone has a really fucking dark sense of humor because….

IT SAYS “SEIZE THE DAY.”  

I SEE YOU, EPILEPSY FOUNDATION.  Just for that joke, I kind of want that bracelet.  Like, a ‘seize the day’ bracelet from the Epilepsy Foundation?  Hi-larious.

Sooo BoruSara Fandom...

WARNING: SPOILERS AND PRO-BORUSARA. HATERS STFU

Regarding Boruto Episode 2…

No one here gonna spazz about

1.) How ChouChou teases Sarada to Boruto

ChouChou is not just any person, she’s Sarada’s BFF!!! Look at her face while teasing Sarada ohmygod hahaha How I wish she said “childhood sweethearts” instead :”>

2.) How the Uzumaki-Uchiha rivalry is starting to blossom rofl.

You know those shoujo mangas (ex: Special A, Last Game) where the male and female lead compete with each other then they’ll fall in love with each other eventually HAHAHAHAHA call me delusional but that’s how I see this. Hey I’m a BoruSara shipper so of course my shipper goggles is on :P

3.) How Sarada said “This is annoying” but watched Boruto’s fight anyway lmao

Yep, Sasuke’s tsundere genes check

4.) How Sarada clenched her fists and looked so concerned when Boruto was getting beaten by Iwabe

Of course BFF noticed right away! Damn I think ChouChou is the no.1 BoruSara shipper XD

5.) How Sarada looks so proud when Boruto won

Well everyone was happy but come on, earlier she said the fight was annoying (even Chouchou thought she was not interested with the fight haha) but after Boruto won she was relieved and looked so proud like “Yeah that’s my future husband right there shannaro!” XD

I MEAN COME ON GUYS. I CHECKED THE BORUSARA TAG BUT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THESE. ME ON THE OTHER HAND IS ALREADY DROWNING IN MY BORUSARA FEELS HAHAHAHA IF YOU GUYS HAVEN’T SEEN THE EPISODE YET THEN WATCH IT RIGHT NOW I TELL YOU! MY SHIPPER HEART CANT HANDLE IT ALONE HOLYSHIT THIS IS JUST THE 2ND EPISODE AND IM ALREADY DYING HOW MUCH MORE ON THE FOLLOWING ONES

STUDIO PIERROT IF YOU GUYS DON’T ANIMATE THE PART WHERE SARADA WAS STALKING BORUTO IM GONNA KILL YOU!!! KISHI DREW THAT, IT’S FUCKING CANON, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU IF YOU FUCK THAT UP!!! (You guys would always fuck things up but I’m still hoping… come on faaaaaamm)

I’m sorry I just gotta let this out. It’s been a while since the last time I spazzed about an anime episode lol

P.S.

It still feels like yesterday when Genin-Naruto did this move to Kakashi when he was trying to get the bells :’)

Edit: Ok, thank you for correcting me, it was Sasuke who made this move. Man Im gettiing old rofl XD that makes me more happy tho hahaha Future-Father-In-Law move

Also Im sad Sasuke wasn’t in the opening. Glad he’s in the ending with Sakura of course <3 SASUSAKU MY NO.1 OTP! CA-TO-THE-FUCKING-NON

Alright back to reality (and finishing my next BoruSara fanart)

What’s worst than bad puns + horrible coloring skills?

Me 😏👈

(It’s freaking 10:13pm for me, why did I do this?)

A Really Long, but Heartfelt Letter on Epilepsy

Just wanted to address self esteem and epilepsy. (This can apply to other chronic illnesses as well)

Anyway, there are going to be days where you feel like absolutely shit. I’m not going to sugar coat it. I mean you probably already know this.
There will be seizure days; post seizure days; medicine side effect days; and honestly, days you don’t really even know why you feel like crap, nor can you really describe it, but you just do, and it really fucking sucks.

You will be tired. You will ache. Your head will undoubtedly be contorting itself. And to top it all off, this will very likely effect you emotionally.

I mean, how could it not? No one WANTS to feel like this. It’s disorienting, disabling, and “uncomfortable” and a vast understatement. So yeah, it’s a little upsetting to say the least.

Cause you’re not lazy. If anything you’re the complete opposite. You work so ducking hard everyday to live the shit of your life (cause let’s be real here, if you didn’t love living life, you would not try so fucking hard everyday to keep up). You have you dreams, your goals, your aspirations. Hell, you probably have a lot more will power than your peers, but no one would ever know it, since you’ve got SO many obstacles to tackle just to get out the door. It’s completely unfair.

And what’s worse, is if you live with someone, you feel like a dead weight. Unless they really understand what’s going on with you (and really, how could they? Unless they’re a spoonie themselves?) there are so many times where you feel like you have to justify your exhaustion. Or explain -for the 50th time- how the side effects of your pills cripple you at times-but the idea of starting the grail quest of finding the next set of medicines is what has kept you from finding anything better.

Epilepsy sucks. As we all know. Not only for its initial medical reasons, but for the sense of guilt, fear, anxiety, and depression that it can bring with it.

Well let me tell you something else. You, my friend, are amazing. I know you’re best kept secret - that you’re in fact the opposite of “lazy” and kick ass on a daily basis. (Which makes you basically like batman, cause he was a superhero that never took much credit? So congrats. You’re batman, you bad ass, you.)

I know that you have a lot of things to take into consideration on those evenings you go out. It’s tough, it can be scary, but you nail it everytime.

I know that you’ve looked fear and anxiety in the face and said “no thank you. Hmm maybe later? I gotta finish this thing right now. Yes, yes, I know I’m having auras, but we can freak out later, thank you,” because you know that if auras scared you every time you had them, you could not finish school, or go to work, or have that date that you were looking forward to. And of course they’re scary, but the fact that you don’t let them get to you every time makes you the personification of bravery.

And there’s one last thing that I know for sure. It is super easy to get embarrassed over having seizures and whatnot. It’s really easy to feel weak. (Hell, I let it get to me way more than I could admit), but there’s no reason to. It’s medical. It has nothing to do with your character. Your seizures, your pills, those forgotten words or that bit tongue - none of them make you YOU: they are all things that exist along WITH you, but they are not a part of you. And if anyone gives you shit for it, they’re being an ableist prick. You’re not an epileptic. Your a person. A person with dreams, potential, strengths, and weaknesses-one of which so happens to be a lowered seizure threshold. That is all.

I hope you all have a wonderful evening, and an amazing November. Let’s make sure to spread the (self) love and knowledge this epilepsy awareness month. 💜

Sincerely,
Captain Fantastic Spastic

Originally posted by dork-iplier

Requested by  welppotato <3
So, the request was to do a one-shot series type of deal so… Look forward to an unhealthy amount of Sean related stuff (smut included!)

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MASTERLIST.

He was blindly scrolling through twitter, re-tweeting a post here and there before sighing.In a few days he was to leave for a Youtuber convention – and no, it wasn’t because he wasn’t excited to see his friends, he was just tired. Checking a few things online, his eyes roamed back to twitter a confused brow raised at the number one trending topic - #markipliercantdance and #allhailthedancingqueen took the second place.

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Woah! Hold up! Way back when, we were having this discussion about how cool it would be if there were super hero with some sort of seizure disorder, or even better- a magical girl character with seizures, well ladies and gentlemen, there is such a character. I cannot believe I forgot about her. The one, the only, Sailor Saturn! A complete BAMF, too. She basically is powerful enough to take out the entire solar system, but she doesn’t, obvs, because she’s just a misunderstood heroine. A Lone Ranger. A dangerous young woman with a heart of gold - all the while faced with her battles - her seizures (or “episodes” as they are referred to in the show), but they are seizures none the less! I obviously need to rewatch this. Lol sorry, I just got super excited lol.

Goodbye, Dalton. (Sebastian Smythe x Reader)

Originally posted by alayvenecia

Request: How was your day, fanfic queen? Can you write an imagine with Sebastian Smythe where his best friend is the reader and she’s been acting strangle lately but one night he finds out why and its because she’s leaving dalton to another state and she’ll be leaving him? they’re roommates!

For: anon

Tags: swearing, heartbreak, Sebastian’s POV, kinda short sorry, inspired by Skins once more and maybe for the rest of my imagines if i’m inspired ^-^


“Do you want me to stay here until you fall asleep?” I wasn’t tired. We were in the middle of watching a movie that Y/N and I long loved since we were kids. She would always never decline a movie, but tonight she was acting strange.

“I was thinking you could sleep, Sebastian,” she said. “I’ll watch the movie.”

“I’m not sleeping without you sleeping. I have trust issues.” Indeed. Especially when Y/N is a huge prankster and has drawn on someone’s face with a marker while they were asleep.

But she didn’t let out a chuckle. “Sleep, Sebastian. I’ll be fine.”

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When I write late at night....

Your touch caresses me, each finger that touches my skin is electrifying. My body shutters, it’s heat rising , wanting you…needing you. My heart beats faster , my palms are sweaty..take me . Your soft lips on my skin take the stress..the pain away.. just left with the overwhelming thoughts of how your arms are where Im meant to be. Our breaths get deeper our heart beats match as two bodies intertwine we become vulnerable , we become one. Dripping wet..and naked , body to body you enter me …I give you my body and my heart is yours..make love to me please. That first gasp in your ear when I feel you…pulsing …hard …mine. This. Is. Yours. Our bodies move to a rhythm ..your hands explore me.. Pull me closer, the heat of your breath on my neck gives me chills. My body wants you closer..give me all of you. “Come here…” It’s mine… All mine . Deeper , closer. When you whisper in my ear…Im soaked. I need you…. Kiss me , I want you , your sweat dripping down and the clamminess of our bodies, the passion. Lip biting, a passionate kiss, loud moans. ..Just come closer ..have me…take me ..Im yours. Faster please don’t stop , heavy breathing. Your body , its pleasure ..I feel it… One last stroke and its mine. Contracting…spazzing…feeling you ..your groans make me want it more. Don’t leave just stay…lay with me …take me, I’m yours.

OMG I ACTUALLY CANT THOUGH!!!!that ending has ruined all capacity to think and work rationally BUT I HAVE A TAX FINAL MONDAY!!!!i need to work!!!!SWDBS WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!…heart is still not calm an hour later o(╥﹏╥)o

Thinkin’ about getting some lovin’

Epilepsy affects our romantic lives, no? (And non-romantic, but I’m thinking about shipping right now.)

It definitely changes mine- someone’s reaction to “Oh and I take loads of meds and may possibly have a seizure at any time, fair warning!” is a pretty important part of deciding whether this relationship is worth pursuing.

It changed my sex life.  I’m not going into details, but I use hormonal birth control to prevent seizures- the Mirena IUD- and I don’t have that much desire these days.  Squishy and I have navigated that as we shape our relationship.

Having the confidence to talk to someone when your seizures are out of control is HARD.  Like, here’s this cute girl- but if I talk to her and then start T/C seizing and frothing at the mouth, I will probably die of embarrassment. OMG wat 2 du?

Having a partner see a seizure for the first time is scary- for the partner too! How do you help them cope?  How do they help you?

I’d love to hear how epilepsy affects other people’s romantic lives, be they established relationships, ongoing datey ones, or a complete lack thereof.  How do you deal?  Or is it easier and more worthwhile to just NOT?

Lord knows, sometimes you’ve got to hunker down and figure yourself out before you add someone else to the equation.  So what’s your deal, my fellow Spazzfolks?

It’s not the seizure itself that is the hard part. Personally, I hate the recovery process. Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, your freedom is taken away from you, and you live life in complete uncertainty and isolation. Once familiar words become foreign, recollections of yesterday become dreamlike concepts, and there’s no telling when it will all get better. A day, a week, three months, a year? You never really know.

That’s why seizures scare me.

MCGA HAMMER OF THOR SPOILERS bullet list for all your Fangirling Needs™ BELOW

Come rant with me about

  • Samirah’s flying lessons 

I MEAN IT WAS A GIFT FROM AMIR’S FAMILY HOW FUCKING SWEET IS THAT

  • Samirah failing at Valkyrie vision hahahahahahahaha
  • The crowd going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH at Amir saying I love you LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Samirah blushing in general yes give me more thank you
  • Otis the goat turning up in
  • a trenchcoat and sunglasses
  • The chapter titles, Exhibit A: Your Standard Rooftop Chase (WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN) Scene with Talking Swords and Ninjas
  • Hearthstone? More like Hearthrob. Am I Right?
  • Another sword had a point pun
  • The Return of Falafel

FUCKING CANON GENDER FLUID CHARACTER 

  • CANON MAGNUS IS NOT STRAIGHT 
  • UNDERCUT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGNUS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, AN OPENLY GENDER FLUID CHARACTER, GOES WITH PRONOUNS SHE/HER OR HE/HIM 

  • The name is Alex Fierro
  • I DREW HIM/HER!!! SEE IT HERE!!!
  • I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING THERE’S AN OPEN DISCUSSION AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND HERE I AM RIP
  • Hearthstone’s ASSHOLE, HORRIFYING Father, backstory
  • Hearthstone is a hearthrob lmfao
  • Heimdall taking selfies
  • BLITZSTONE SO MUCH BLITZSTONE OH MY GODS. LIKE BLITZ LITERALLY ROCKS HIM BACK AND FORTH AND HUGS AND HOLDING HANDS AND EYE CONTACT AND EVERYTHING LIKE HE CALLS HIM MY ELF
  • More Shipper!Magnus
  • MalloryxGunderson is canon
  • Calling asshole parents out for abuse and kicking out their children
  • How a lot of queer children experience homelessness
  • because of the asshole parents
  • SO MUCH ABOUT GENDER FLUIDITY IN GENERAL, Mythologically speaking or present day 
  • I’M CRYING, I’M SO HAPPY THIS IS IN A PLACE WHERE KIDS CAN LEARN AND ACCEPT THEMSELVES, REPRESENTATION MATTERS SO MUCH AND THIS GUY KEEPS BRINGING IT

Alex Fierro is so fucking badass 

  • S/he decapitated Magnus with a garrote to save his life, to explain the chapter title
  • I Am Saved From Certain Death by Being Killed
  • Shipped Alex and Magnus at the speed of light
  • NOT EVEN KIDDING. And the 19 hallmates are all like it’s okay to be attracted, Magnus, the cheeky bastards I love them
  • Thor in PIGTAILS?!!! 
  • Backstory of Thor in a wedding dress O_O bahahaha
  • Loki gets freed -_- 
  • Samirah FLIES THE PLANE
  • Magnus never flew by plane before *laughs at fingernail impressions on seat handles*
  • Alex is also a shape shifter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With seemingly a lot more control over her/his powers
  • Alex can sculpt!!! S/he is a sculptor!!! 
  • They petrify Blitzen so that the stab wound inflicted by Randolph doesn’t kill him holy crap
  • That’s why they had to go see THE ASSHOLE Father of Hearthstone the dickhead to get a stone to save him basically

ANNABETH SAYS “YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ON FAMILY” AND I CRY FOR A FEW BILLION YEARS AND LOL OLD WOUNDS FRESH

  • Anyway, RIP Randolph 
  • The humour was just as brilliant as usual, I enjoyed the book so much!!!
  • More of Blitzen’s fashion
  • JACK THE SWORD SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT
  • Cheese graters gonna grate grate grate grate grate
  • And SELENA GOMEZ TOO THIS TIME HAHAHAH HANDS TO MYSELF LMFAO
  • And Jack, I quote Magnus, has a better social life than him
  • Like he goes on dates and crushes on other swords and spears and everything. 
  • He’s so hilarious! at one point there were a bunch of daggers and Jack started spazzing over them like they were puppies
  • LMFAO I like Jack a lot hahahahahaha
  • Squirrels in the Window May Be Larger Than They Appear
  • hahahahahahahahahahah
  • MAGNUS CHASE IS GOING TO MEET ANNABETH’S BOYFRIEND AKA PERCY JACKSON
  • LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE, HE DOESN’T LIKE BLUE, PEN SWORDS ARE STUPID AND EVERYTHING I CAN’T WAIT FOR BOOK III HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I just had a blast reading this book WHAT AN EXPERIENCE <3 

The next book is going to be titled The Ship of the Dead

-okay, PLEASE COME OVER AND SPAZ WITH ME AND FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS I NEED TO SCREAM WITH SOMEBODY!!!!!!! 

xoxo

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Originally posted by comfyjimin

» jungkook x reader
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» Can I request a jungkook smut when he is my husband and we were not speaking for two weeks because of a fight but then he decided to apologize
» warning: smut (phone sex)

If Jungkook wasn’t so bloody stubborn then all of this would be a hell of a lot easier. But no, you were currently still arguing with the man who swore he wasn’t still a child despite having the same mentality as one.

Don’t get me wrong, he could be serious sometimes and he definitely was a man when he a) asked you to marry you and b) actually married you. It was just that he was so stubborn all the time that sorry wasn’t even a word in the dictionary of Jungkook.

A petty argument over the fact he forgot to tell you that he was on tour during a member of your families birthday party had been turned into the most stupid fights ever. His point was that the issue wasn’t even that much of an ‘issue’, but you were annoyed that Jungkook had fussed over getting a seat at their birth party all this time which he wasn’t even going to.

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