that “date a cryptid” trend is all fun and games but ghosts are alone now and it makes me sad. leave free mcdonalds coupons in your local haunted castle so you and that charming dead knight can bond over some mcnuggets. go in the cemetery at midnight and wink at that ominous grey fog over the old, abandoned graves. call the White Lady’s name three times while facing your bathroom mirror so you can ask her out on a date. you goddamn furries, missing on the real supernatural action.
Hey, so I'm 14 years old and I really want a gf (This probably sounds really desperate tho xD). But the "town" where I live is really small and no one that I know is gay/bi, do you maybe have some advice? I also wouldn't mind if other people wanted to message me. Thanks.