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Jon Snow Meme: One Scene

Bran saw his father’s face change, saw the other men exchange glances. He loved Jon with all his heart at that moment. Even at seven, Bran understood what his brother had done. The count had come right only because Jon had omitted himself. He had included the girls, included even Rickon, the baby, but not the bastard who bore the surname Snow, the name that custom decreed be given to all those in the north unlucky enough to be born with no name of their own.

All right I got like five requests to tell the story of the Shakespeare Mansplainer, so: 

Today I went to the bookstore to buy the Arden edition of ’Tis Pity She’s a Whore because I need it for one of my term papers. But I looked at my punchcard and realized buying it would get me a free book, and because I’m standing right there in the drama section I start browsing around. Enter the Mansplainer. Now, I can only assume that this guy saw me flip through a few books and put them back and decided I didn’t know what I was doing. Mansplainer to the rescue. Up he swaggers. Now, this guy is average-looking but so am I, so at first when he says, “Oh, are you looking for some Shakespeare?” I’m willing to entertain the possibility that he might be worth flirting with or at least talking to, but he literally doesn’t give me enough time to even answer the question before he says, “You know–” And this is like, the most fatal phrase in a dude’s vocabulary, because as soon as he says it odds are 90 to one he’s about to start telling you what he thinks you don’t know. So I shut my mouth. I shut my mouth and I stand there and smile and nod like I’m in utter awe of all his manly wisdom while he proceeds to tell me every wrong “fact” he learned about Shakespeare in secondary school. For those of you who don’t know me, here’s what makes this hilarious: I’m getting a master’s degree in Shakespeare. I’ve been a Shakespearean actor for ten years. I’ve written a fucking book about Shakespeare. I know more about Shakespeare than this guy knows about breathing.

Anyway, for two, maybe three minutes I let him go on about how the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet is actually a sonnet and they were both like thirteen because that’s how young people got married in England in the 1700s and so on and so on. (All of this is wrong, by the way.) Towards the end he starts to flounder, because he was clearly expecting me to jump in and start cooing like a fucking pigeon about how romantic it all is or whatever the Great Mansplainer expects a woman to do when he dazzles her with his dizzying intellect. He finally finishes with a showstopping, “So, yeah.” And this is my cue. So I say, “Actually,” and then proceed to correct literally everything he said while I beam at him like the fucking sun because I want to watch his ego shrivel up like a fucking raisin. And it does. By the time I’m done (which only takes half the time because if women take up more than 25% of a conversation men think they’re dominating it and I’m 100% certain his little Mansplainbrain would just explode under the stress) he’s physically taken two steps away from me and is looking toward the door like he’s grappling with some intense fight-or-flight instinct. So I stop and smile again and because I just can’t resist I wave my staff pass and say, “Sorry, I need to go now, I have to be at the Globe in twenty minutes.”

And that is the story of the time a guy tried to mansplain Shakespeare to me and I will cherish the look on his face until the day I die.

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This is his armored suit for flight, but also for maintenance. He’s been through many conflicts and many wars, so it’s also about [repairing] some of the many injuries he’s had. He wears it all the time. I don’t think he’s regretful. I think he really believes that what he has done is right. He understands that the universe could be destroyed and worlds could be destroyed if he doesn’t succeed. And he’s one of the only people who will do everything to make sure the Imperial forces don’t. - Forest Whitaker.

"I just wanna cuddle right now." (Grayson)

Requested by anonymous: “could you do an imagine for one of the boys where you’re in a really cuddly mood but they’re trying to finish editing a video?”

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This one came out as more of a blurb than an imagine, but I like it. Also, the request didn’t specify which twin, so I wrote it with G. Hope you enjoy :)

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You came home after class one afternoon, to your apartment that you shared with Grayson and Ethan. You walked in and saw Ethan sitting in the living room on his phone.

“Hey E.” You said as you hung your keys on the hook by the door and took your jacket off.

“Oh hey (Y/N). Grayson is in his room.” He said. You nodded and walked off to Grayson’s room. Grayson was sitting on the bed with his computer in his lap.

“Hey baby. How was your day?” He asked as you lied down next to him.

“Very tiring. But, I’m glad it’s over.” You said as you slipped your shoes off. “I just wanna cuddle right now.” You added, kneeling behind him, massaging his shoulders and leaving kisses on bis neck.

“(Y/N), babe, I’d love to cuddle. Trust me, I really would. But I have to get this video edited before tomorrow.” He said.

“Awe, come ooooon. I’m sure you can take a break for like forty-five minutes. I just wanna spoon until I fall asleep.” You whined.

“(Y/N), I can’t. I really gotta get this done.” He said.

“Please?”

“No.”

“Prettyyyyyyyyyyy pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?” You pouted.

“(Y/N), I’m serious.” Grayson asserted. “But, I promise we can cuddle when I’m done.”

“Ugh, fine.” You sighed. You threw yourself down on the bed, turning your back towards him and lying your head on the pillow, huffing and puffing, making sure that Grayson knew you were upset.

After about ten minutes, you felt movement in the bed and the comforter drape over your shoulders.

“You are so damn stubborn, I swear.” Grayson laughed as he wrapped his arm around your waist.

“I love you.” You said.

“Yeah, yeah. I love you too.” He said, kissing the top of your head. “But if I fall asleep and don’t get it edited by tomorrow, then you’ll have the fans to deal with.” He added.

“I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.” You laughed. You intertwined your fingers with Grayson’s and slowly drifted off to sleep.

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I guess the building was condemned for a reason… no alternate exits.

Kim has every right to be angry at her “saviour”. The roof was probably a poor option… suppose smoke inhalation is a better way to go than burning alive. How will our heroes survive this one folks?! Or not. I can kill off characters if I want to. Food for thought. :)

Apologies in the lateness of this page, folks. December is a very busy month, as you all should know and as stream saw, I painted and edited most of these backgrounds myself, unlike the normal photo manipulation. It’s… it’s 3am, I can’t write anything worthwhile… good niight… *flops into bed*

Day Nine

Okay, so big thanks to @jupiterqueen42​ (who is one of my favorite blogs omg I died and went to heaven when I saw this go check them out) who prompted today’s fic!

Summary: A Sleepless Night With Phil Part Six Sick Baby edition. 

Genre: Fluff

Words: 1.6K

Warnings: Talk of minor illness in babies (cold and asthma) but nothing bad happens

Author’s note: Again, thank you so so so much for the prompt! I don’t know if you guys know this, but getting propmts really makes my day. ^_^ You can make my day right here if you want ;D Also, this fic has my OC kid Zach in it so if you want to see the first fic he’s in just click here


10:27 P.M.

The video started, and Phil waved at the camera.  “Hey, guys!” he whisper-shouted. His eyes were tired and a shadow of concern and stress darkened the area underneath. “Welcome to A Sleepless Night With Phil Part, what part are we on? Like six, right? We’ll go with six. This is a very special edition because I’m going to have a special guest with me!” He paused here to give a wide smile and a thumbs up. “Back by popular demand, Zach will be spending the night awake with me, but not really by choice. See, a couple days ago Zach started showing symptoms of a cold and since this will be his first ever, Dan and I obviously rushed him to the doctor but she said he would be fine but to come back if his fever reached 38.5 degrees. Fortunately, his fever peaked this afternoon at 37.8 and has been steadily dropping so he’s gonna live. Of course, he’s always had trouble sleeping through the night because of asthma, so he’s even fussier with a stuffed up nose. Dan literally hasn’t had more than a fifteen minute nap since Zach first started showing symptoms, so I’ve banished him to bed and I’m on Baby Duty. Let’s go check on Zach, shall we?”

10:40 P.M

The video jumped to Phil standing in a nursery with a clearly very tired and cranky infant nestled into his chest. “So, it looks like Zach isn’t doing too hot but he’s better than before and his breathing is still pretty even so we’re doing loads better, right, Zach?” At the sound of his name Zach let out a soft little baby noise but otherwise ignored his father who grinned like the sun. “Okay, so one thing the doctor told us to do is to make like a little baby sauna for him so basically we’re gonna go to the smallest bathroom in our house and I’m gonna turn the shower on super hot and we’re just going to sit there for a bit while the steam helps unstuff Zach’s nose. Unfortunately, this camera probably isn’t waterproof, so I can’t take you guys with us so we will see you in fifteen minutes!”

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Wanted to show off my amazing cup I got from a local artist at Wintergreen on Saturday.

This artist made a bunch of similar clay cups, all using medicinal herb leaves relief pressed into the clay. I hadn’t been planning on spending any money at the fair but came to a screeching halt when I saw these, and when I saw Bloodroot (one of my favorite local herbs) it was love at first sight. The artist was donating a portion of their proceeds to both the Standing Rock Tribe as well as Planned Parenthood. It’s so perfect for warming my chronically cold hands with hot tea. ❤

I would link the artist but unfortunately they don’t appear to have a site available.

Exit Through The (NPR) Gift Shop - Vicky Diaz-Camacho



Name:
Vicky Diaz-Camacho

Internship Position: Arts desk

Hometown/University: El Paso, TX/University of Kansas

Favorite DC spot: Dog Tag Bakery in Georgetown (but go to Baked & Wired because the coffee is heavenly)

Favorite NPR show, blog or podcast: All Things Considered, Weekend Edition, Shots, the Two-Way, 13.7: cosmos & culture, Code Switch, Monkey See

Number one song that you’re jamming to right now: Tártaro by Buscabulla 

Coolest thing you’ve done while at NPR: Once, I observed as Susan Stamberg interviewed the famous artist David Hockney. My art nerd heart fluttered. I also got to be a helping hand during NPR’s Nobel Prize of Literature coverage. A group of us got to the headquarters at 6 a.m., had coffee and doughnuts and waited for the Swedish academy to make the announcement. I saw and worked behind-the-scenes for NPR’s fabulous Book Concierge. Another day I wandered D.C. by bus, reporting gear in tow, to interview people on buses for Neda Ulaby, an arts correspondent. In November, I worked the Kennedy Center Honors awards show with super producer/reporter Elizabeth Blair. On the red carpet. I saw Linda Carter, Jeff Goldblum, Aretha Franklin, Don Cheedle, not to mention I rubbed elbows with pro reporters from the AP and Reuters. Finally, on Dec. 9, I spoke with Scott Simon on-air about my family’s scrumptious Puerto Rican holiday recipes.

Top #NPRLife moment(s): My very first day because I got to attend my first Tiny Desk concert. It was Corrine Bailey Rae! Writing and sharing my grandfather’s story with the NPR staff for the NPR Oye blog meant the world. That time when the arts desk needed someone to cover Kanye West’s tour cancellation and it turned into a full-fledged story. Talk about adrenaline.The day I got to be in the recording studio, *behind the mic*, for the Weekend Edition segment with Scott Simon. That’s exactly where I wanted to be, but would have never known. Connecting with hometown folks because who knew there were so many El Pasoans at NPR?! Every day because I’d walk in and be amazed at each new thing I learned, each new person I met and the work I was trusted to do.

Dream Tiny Desk artist: Prince (RIP) or the OG Selena Quintanilla (RIP)

What’s next for you: Working as a copywriter and editor until I find a public media job!

Advice for future interns: It’s a whirlwind. I know. Your first day is packed with training, coffee and food, then you’re plucked from the crowd in Studio 1 and walked to your desk. Now what? This will fly by. Take full advantage. You want to get the most out of this experience, right? Work hard. Make connections. Learn from the pros. Be persistent. Be kind. Finally, don’t doubt yourself because you are unique. You have independent interests and might have knowledge of topics other don’t. Or maybe you’ll help others see new perspectives.That could help widen the audience net NPR hopes to reach. That’s why we are here!

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Like a character from a novel, Lionel Messi fell quickly for Antonela Roccuzzo. She was the cousin of one of his friends and he saw her for the first time while they were playing Playstation. Right then he knew he wanted to be with her forever. 

And Leo has always, but always – I’m telling you, he was 10, maybe 11 – always been in love with Antonela, always, always.

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OK, so for the Valentine’s Day FFRK event, Aerith’s Day 1 and her dialogue is  「 しっかり受け止めてね 」which you can see translated above as “make sure they don’t get through” in the official English translation. However, I saw a lot of cleriths really loving this and I had no idea why so I decided to ask a Japanese clerith penpal I sometimes speak to. She then translated it for me so that western fans can understand the original context instead of the inaccurate one.

She did a literal translation for us:

  Cloud: “All right. I’ll catch you in my arms" 

 Aerith: "Right. Catch me tight please”

So her Valentine’s dialogue is Aerith (during her death scene), looking at Cloud, and saying “hold me close/tight”.

Which is just so freaking cuteeee!!

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EDIT:

OK, the English is out and the official translation isn’t provided because they completely removed the dialogue.

 I don’t know why, but they did. The good news? Instead or Rikku and Garnet being shown for day 1 alongside Aerith, only Aerith is seen. And unless they’re going to give FFVII more than one chance to have representation in this event, I don’t think Tifa will be day 2. So, I’m guessing that the English translation of Aerith’s Japanese dialogue was pretty romantic so they scrapped it to be more neutral? 

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radio (silence)
by: ofjisoos

“so i was in the library, right,” junhui starts, “and this tiny dude came up to me needing a charger and i was like, ‘i don’t have one’, but he gestured to my laptop and handed over his cable wire. so, i plugged it in and he sat next to me, and my itunes window popped up. he saw everything before i could minimise it.”

wonwoo snorts out a feeble laugh. “and then?”

“and then. he said, ‘your music taste really leaves something to be desired’, all drily, like he wasn’t a stranger i just met literally seconds ago.”

“mmm.”

“he said something like, ‘‘warm’ is good though, i’ll give you that,’ and i told him that i’m friends with the guy rapping the last bit. that is, you.”

friends, wonwoo’s tired mind notes, in passing thought.

I seem to love everything that Austraian producer filous puts forth, so I was immeasurably elated when I saw that his latest remix is an edit of Swedish act Urban Cone’s Come Back To Me, which features fellow Swede star Tove Lo. That’s right, filous, Urban Cone, and Tove Lo, all wrapped up in one! The official remix showcases howfilous’ chill melodic house style fits sublimely with Urban Cone’s enchanting synthpop music. Drift away to the remix’s acoustic imbued weightlessness.

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Thank you so much! ^^

I’m really happy when I see people liking my edits and requesting, so thank you for supporting me.


I started this blog a couple of months ago and I never expected to get so many followers. I was super bored and I knew how to do basic editing, so I thought “why not?”

I think I started editing when I was around 11, making covers for Wattpad on pixlr (the mini photoshop) and coding in HTML for threads (tho I now only remember the basics). Mine were pretty mediocre and whenever I saw some manipulation type of edit I was like: “I wanna do that too!”. Right now, I’m still learning the basics, but I’ll stick with the simple ones for a while.

I won’t post for a month or two (probably May and June) because I have to study, school, important exam etc..

this is just me playing with gifs