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Kylo Ren is basically reverse/modern version of Anakin Skywalker.

The Reverse Anakin parts:

  • Kylo’s conflicted by the pull to the light whereas Anakin was conflicted by the pull to the dark
  • Anakin pull to the dark basically happened because he wanted to save Padme, the woman he loved. For Kylo, the push to the light started to get even stronger after he saved Rey from getting tortured any further by Snoke (but the difference is that Anakin failed to save Padme’s life and Kylo succeeded saving Rey’s but still, both women left them in the end)

Modern Version of Anakin parts:

  • Both are deeply conflicted
  • Both are involved with a certain girl/woman
  • Ended up in trouble because of their attachment to them
  • Both proposed for them to join their side, ended up getting rejected. (The difference is on Anakin’s case, Padme wound up dead (wasn’t really his fault because she died during childbirth though), but Kylo instead of killing Rey or vice versa, Rey and Kylo both fought for each other to join their opposing sides).
  • Both are eventually seduced to the dark because of two disfigured ugly assholes: Palpatine and Snoke. Palpatine’s face is still alright during the first two episodes but if you watched the Revenge Of The Sith that’s where he got disfigured and deformed.
  • Both had a male mentor / familial figure that failed to convince/keep their apprentice’s (or for Luke, nephew) allegiance to the light side: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker. But on Kylo’s case, Luke tried to kill him in his sleep, and that was the final straw for him, eventually that was the act that pushed him to the Dark. Obi-Wan Kenobi was a fatherly figure to Anakin (Anakin canonically stated that on Attack Of The Clones. I have proof.) while Luke.. was Kylo’s biological uncle.
  • Both of their mentor eventually turned against them: Obi-Wan cutting both of Anakin’s legs off with a lightsaber after Anakin attempted to assault him during their fight on Mustafar (although Obi-Wan was forced to do it to defend himself. He had the higher ground, after all). Luke Skywalker trying to kill Ben/Kylo in his sleep when he’s still training to be a f*ckin Jedi after Luke sensed the Dark side in him. Luke didn’t even give him a chance to fight the Dark off or try to talk him out of it. He only tried to kill him. Then when Kylo’s older, Luke literally astral-projected himself across the motherf*cking galaxy to troll his nephew.


I woke up to my room feeling more cold than usual. Groaning, I turned my body over and grabbed my phone from my nightstand to check the time.

It’s almost 6 am. You have got to be kidding me. Why the hell am I awake?

I scrolled down my notifications. It’s the same as always, people liking and reblogging my stories and posts, my idiot ex trying to get back with me. What caught my eye was an anonymous message of course.

I couldn’t help but laugh at the message. Really? Trying to insult me by calling me a hoe? Honey, I call myself a hoe for a reason ya know?

And yeah, I know I’m a bitch. But a whiny one? I smirked. Really?

I didn’t have the energy to respond, so I fell back asleep with a smile on my face.

When I woke up I went back to screenshot this kid’s message before deleting. The boys are gonna laugh about this.

I yawned as I walked downstairs to the kitchen. The guys were all eating breakfast already.

I scoffed. They were eating Alfred’s awesome breakfast without me, “Why you guys didn’t wake me up?” I snarled.

My little brother, Damian, rolled his eyes, “You’ll kill us all if we woke you up.”

I blinked, he has a point, “Right.”

I shrugged and served myself breakfast, kissing Jason on the cheek, “Morning, handsome.”

Jay smirked, “Goodmorning, babe.”

I grinned. Jason and I have been dating for quite some time now. Ever since Damian and I had to start living with Father, Jason and I were inseparable.

Tim groaned, “Jason, just marry Artza already damn it and stop staring at her like you two are the only ones in the room.”

Dick nodded, sipping on some orange juice, “Tim’s right. When are you going to pop the question?”

Jason raised up his middle finger, “You pussy, you didn’t even ask Kori to marry you yet. All you did was give her a damn key in a fucking ring box. Who does that shit?”

I sat down, trying to hold in my laugh as the boys burst out in laughter. Dick blushed, “Y-you shut up, alright?!”

I interrupted before Jason could say anything else, “Guys, I got my first anon hate.”

The boys fell silent. Tim cleared his throat, “Could you repeat that, please?”

I rolled my eyes and repeated what I said.

Jason slammed his fist on the table, making the plates and cups shake, “What the fuck did they say? I’ll kill them!”

“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d like to help you, Todd.” Damian said, “Show us what they said.”

I took out my phone and passed it to Jason, who was sitting next to me. After reading it, he sniggered, passing it to Damian.

When Tim and Dick finished reading it, they all burst out in laughter again as Dick passed my phone back to me.

Tim almost choked on his coffee, “Is that person like, 14 or something?!”

I shrugged, “Don’t know, don’t care. But I did put the message as my header. I’m glad they think I’m a hoe.”

Dick swiped a tear away, “Ah man, that’s not something you hear every day.”

Jason was still laughing hysterically, holding his stomach, “This bitch really thinks calling you a hoe is an insult?! Do they not know your username?! Ha!”

Damian was the only confused one, “What’s a hoe?”

“Oh a hoe is-”

Dick, Tim and I yelled, “Jason!”

He raised his hands up as if he were surrendering, “What?”

Sweet Nothings // Phil Lester x Gender Neutral!Reader

Pairing // Phil Lester X Gender Neutral! Reader

Request // Yes, can’t find it but some where along the lines of Phil x reader: fluffy (horror?) movie night

Warnings // FLUFF

P.O.V // First



You’d been dating Phil for half a year and it had become a tradition that every friday night needed to include movies - occasional cliche moments - and switches between the genres. Tonight happened to be horror, a genre that you had hated.

Phil was quite when it came to the scares and you just screamed as loud as possible and got constant complaints from Dan all the way on the other side of the flat - Dan just wanted to scroll endlessly on Tumblr peacefully, poor boy.

Movie nights always took place in the living room with Phil, you and a heap load of junk food from you and weird Japanese stuff on Phils end.

When you had arrived at the Howell and Lester residence you knew you were screwed. Phil opened the door of the flat as soon as he heard the uber outside, of course he has been unfortunate sometimes and opened only to realize no one was there, again, poor boy. His smile was mischievous as he took pride in being the brave one on these fridays. He was dressed in the usual; jeans, sweatshirt and mismatching socks. Your heart raced - anticipation - and your mind soared.

“It’s horrrrrrror movie friday!” Phil exclaimed, grabbing your jacket for the rack while stealing himself a kiss from your lips. “Yea I know,” the thought of it overwhelmed you and before you knew it Phil had popped in a disc - earning a groan from Dan, yet again, poor boy Howell. Dan already prepared, with headphones in and panic! At the disco playing he was set to go - a plan he had discovered last horror movie night.

You settled into the couch, watching as the movie - The Conjuring - played. Phil got cozy, putting an arm around you, snuggling along with the weird food and modeling a huge grin. Your heart started beating hard around the two minute mark and before you knew the first jump scare threw you off. You screamed, pretty intensely, into Phil’s jumper. He didn’t mind, he never did, probably why you both had good compatibility.

“You think you’ll live?” Phil jumped a little but his words came out clear and nurturing. You nodded placing a smug little kiss on his cheek and returning your eyes to the - very evil - screen.

Another thirty to forty minutes and you’d already screamed at nothing, something, and Phil accidentally letting his toe graze over your body. “I think I might die”, you laughed, Phil hugged you tighter. He brought his thumb to the back of your hand and caressed. “I think you’ll be fine,” he sounded genuine, “besides i’ll take the hit for you.” You turned your head towards him, “That’ll be the day Lester!” He pretended to be hurt, even putting the hand that was on yours up to his chest, acting as though he had been hurt. You rolled your eyes which turned into a scream from an incoming scare, Phil gave way laughing.

{ after movie :] }

“You’re an idiot,” you commented. He was mimicking your actions upon screaming. It was almost as though he wanted you to kill him, but you couldn’t, Phil would be Phil and that was that. “Yea I know!” He made way for his room and you followed, noticing Dan’s room weirdly lit. You wondered what Dan had and hadn’t heard but it wasn’t as though you two had sex so it was deemed pointless.

Now, this was the part of every Friday that the both of you admired and could NOT get enough of. After movie cuddles! Just as it says, tons of cuddddddddling.

Phil’s bed was cold as you joined him in his bed, he mentioned it before showering you with ‘therapy’ kisses, as Phil preferred calling them, and pulled you in tightly to his chest. Normally you would whisper sweet nothings to one another but all that was needed tonight - morning - was silence and cliche moments.

“Y/n,” he pressed on. You answered him with a quick hum and he continued, “I love you.” You chuckled, “I know, but I love you more”, Phil leveled himself with your gaze and said, “Well, then will you keep all my Pokémon safe?” Yep, he was a idiot. But he was yours.

“I will as long as I live.”

And those were your code words for…


:) ha ha! I shan’t tell you, unless you want part 2? This was honestly terrible, why am I allowed to write?!

You know that vine where the guy shouts “WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD” to the one guy in bed but another dude pops up?

That’s Lucio and before telling anyone about their realtionship. 

Tracer came in to get Lucio awake, but blinks away yelling when pops up with wild bed hair telling her ‘What the heck’. 

memories || c.g.

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Originally posted by leave-me-colourless

I love my son Carl Grimes and am feeling inspired to give him a better life then a certain AMC writer who can’t write a freakin’ story to save his life!!!!!!

Requested by Anon

Prompt: Hey!I love your Imagines they are life!😍I was wondering if I could request a Carl Grimes x Y/N where the reader and Carl just go on and on about what they use to love about Christmas and everything before the Apocalypse <3


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Without the Runes - Baneofwonderland - Shadowhunters [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Shadowhunters, The Mortal Instruments
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Malec - Relationship
Characters: Alec Lightwood, Magnus Bane
Additional Tags: Fluff, Late Night Musings, Established Relationship, Cute, Love, Scars, reflecting life choices

Alec can’t sleep so he decides there’s something he needs for Magnus to hear.. Even if Magnus isn’t exactly awake enough to hear it. He’s musing about battle scars.
Just a fluffy one-shot.

Constructive criticism again please guys

So um, you know how I did that ninja edge piece [x] (the coloured one, not the sketch) could you guys give me a critique on it through asks??

I found the last one to be super useful and I took the point you guys mentioned and tried to apply it to this.

Thanks so much everyone ♥︎

I am reading chapter 90 rn bc last night I was barely awake and I wanted to understand what would happen at the end properly so here is things I want to say before I go on with last 14 chapters:

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Sarumi drama translation: The whole world sinks except him and me


Rough translation of the Fushimi Saruhiko x Yata Misaki’s drama CD (28/01/2016 on sale through Animate): The whole world sinks except him and I.

Keep reading for the whole translation :) Enjoy!

**May upload the audio if anyone needs it but probably someones has uploaded it already so yeah XD (being lazy)**

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A bunch of (but nowhere near all) times Bitty made fun of Jack on Twitter. He looks like such a jerk when you read these out of context lol.
Some of my favourites?
- “Why are you allowed to have a phone?”
- “Of course Jack is already awake and listening to something awful in his room.”
- “what is wrong with this boy?”

I need to post a combo of every time he makes fun of Jack’s photography. “DEAR GOD!!!!!!!” Lol

On a somewhat related note: I haven’t written a fanfic in probably a solid 12 years at least… I am currently in the process of two. I am “Check, Please!” fandom trash. The one I’m almost finished involves a French nickname for Bitty and is a pretty big fluffball lol. (Side note, it’s actually a term my dad used to call my mom all the time when they were young… She didn’t appreciate the translation lol)

shoot! Forgot to add this earlier. read the comic here:

I know this post seems like it’s on the wrong blog, but it isn’t, bear with me here.

So, I was re-watching the Avengers, and y’all know the bit with Loki’s speech in Germany? Well, I was thinking: personally, I probably would have knelt when he yelled “KNEEL!” but then I think I would have slipped into DnD mode (my brain goes to strange places when adrenaline takes over) and I would have started mouthing off from my knees and probably gotten myself killed.

In other words, I would have died from inappropriately-timed comments about kink-shaming. And Nazis. I most likely would have pointed out the total lack of subtlety about his “freedom in subjugation” speech taking place in Germany. It was a bit on the nose, you have to admit.

So this is what DnD has done to me: theoretically gotten me murdered by disgruntled Norse gods by training me to respond to powerful and vaguely deific figures with inappropriate snark that may or may not have been in character, people usually just pretend I’m not talking at that point.


PS: Also, it’s like… holy fuck it’s after 4 in the morning, why am I still awake. So anyways, just telling you that to give you context for this very bizarre post. I’m probably going to delete it before it makes it out of the queue. (who am I kidding I’ll totally forget about it and then wake up later today and be like “what the fuck have I done??”)

PPS: It is now precisely one hour later, this post goes up in a little over 45 minutes, and I refuse to acknowledge any regrets.


au in which aaron is best buddies with carly and tracy, carly and tracy are gay af and aaron somehow ends up constantly third wheeling the village’s top chic lesbian couple

I think this is the wrong way to try to convince white male writers to write more women and POC, but I am not awake enough to articulate why.

I think “why is it specifically bob’s duty to not bring coleslaw rather than everyone’s duty to better coordinate” is part of it

As is “why haven’t we asked who prepares the tastiest coleslaw and decided to keep that one”

eta this response is even worse:

bob might be an asshole if he’s upset you “made him” bring something he didn’t know how to make to the party. Bob is substantially less of an asshole if he is upset because he is a chef and his dishes are his livelihood and being pressured into this experiment means losing money. Especially if he is not a big name who can absorb the damage easily