no one else was gonna make this so i did


…ANd THEN THe forest girl grew up and so did everyone else, and she married the person she met one time when she was 12, thus ending of the swapped version of the story. SO MUCH happened in this arc (that i love) and i couldn’t even get to my favorite bits, but…that’s the ending. …I mean, theres not MORE after this. Surely nobody would be crazy enough to continue something that had a solid enough ending 8) *nervous laughter* ….

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Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you’re gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I’ve gotta stop I’ve gotta come to my senses, I’ve been out riding fences for so long… oops I did it again… um… What I’m trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don’t remember anything else that I’ve said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
—  Ellen DeGeneres

More Tangled AU! .D

This one was actually supposed to be uploaded with another one but I gotta finish somehing else first AND then there’s KH 2.8 so….
Before I forget I did this I’m gonna drop it of.I really like this AU, it makes me laugh. And I’m really into it, I have a folder worth of what? 15 scenes?

Oh boy

Star vs Secret Santa! ...but not really

So! Hello guys! I didn’t think of it but as soon as I did I was a little sad that there wasn’t a SvtFoE Secret Santa! Now it’s too late to make one since christmas is just around the corner but! How about a lil something else? All the Secret Santa stuff just for New Year! So you guys get more time to actually do the thing! We’re a weird fandom we are allowed to do a Secret Santa for New Year!

Everything you need to know (mobile friendly):

How this all works
Application Form
Participants List

I’m gonna be kind of a joker. If there’s an odd number of participants I’m gonna also take part in this.
If there’s not enough people at all I might as well just screw all this. So if you want something for New Year (and have the ability/time to participate with something in exchange eg: Drawings/Fics/Videos etc.) you can join this event!

Spread the word!

My icon is Star in a santa outfit because she is gonna bring you your gift

WOW I am so sorry this took so long, @bella1694 and @sungscheps! I hope you guys don’t mind that I did one story for both of your prompts, since they sort of worked together. It is longer than all the others, so that kind of makes up for it, I guess.

Pairing: Phoenix/Maya

Prompts: “I almost lost you.” AND “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

Word Count: 2,042

Note: I didn’t feel like researching medical stuff so I tried to be as vague as possible.

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anonymous asked:

I feel the need to know how the pepper legacy would go... it was so interesting! You're a good storyteller so I look forward to more of your stories!!!

so i guess you and everyone else deserves to know…. basically, i was gonna make fiona date that guy she met (the one with glasses), to get her mind off danny and everything, but later realizes that she doesn’t feel the same way as she did when she was danny. so she goes back to danny, they talk about it, and they start dating again because HE WAS WAITING FOR HER THE WHOLE TIME!!!.!.! and they eventually get married and have kids :) it’s pretty basic because i didn’t have any drama planned for after they got back together x)

Brother’s Best Friend

Well any ways, this is my first smut, well my first piece of writing really. I don’t even know if anyones ever going to read this but I’ll give it a shot :). For my first piece of writing, i’m gonna write one about Ashton but I’ll probably just end up going about in a pattern. So let”s do it I guess. No hate, I might suck at writing so yea, but feed back would be great. :)

Rating- R(smut bitch)

Pairing- Ashton/reader

Summary- well I guess the title says it all ;)

Word Count- 4,893 words

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10 Reasons I'm Having More Clint Feels than Anyone Else in Civil War

1. Everyone else knew about the Accords. Had them right in front of them to read and decide on. Clint was not in this decision-making inner circle. Clint was retired. He was minding his own business out on the farm, outside the crazy world of superheroes that just got politicked. He wasn’t on the team anymore, so no one asked him to weigh in. He literally had no say.

2. Steve called Clint in and Clint just came. Did he say “Tony’s being a jerk and I need you to punch him” or was it more like “hey they’re gonna kill Bucky” because which one was more important to Steve, really? How did that conversation go?
Steve: I’m sorry, Clint but I need your help.
Clint: *sets screwdriver and faucet handle on kitchen counter* What’s wrong.
Steve: I…my friend is in trouble. It’s bad, Clint.
Clint: *glances at “camping trip with dad” circled on fridge calendar* *does that thing where he lowers his head, inhales and psychs himself up, and nods* I’ll grab my gear.

3. He’s so protective and takes so much responsibility for these kiddos. Remember: “They’re a mess. But they’re my mess.” Like, Clint, you didn’t even start this, why do you feel accountable and why are you so perfect honestly.

4. Him and Nat fighting and I’m sure she’s probably “pulling her punches” too. But the fact that he is - that they BOTH are, that neither one of them are in this fight to actually fight, just breaks me because of their best ever bromance. (Platonic Clintasha forever) Also the part where Wanda seems to know he could be beating Nat -better than Black Widow herself - if he was trying, although again Clint obviously believes his opponent has the obvious upperhand: “Depends on how hard you hit me.”

5. Just basically daddy!hawking around Wanda so much because GUYS HE FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR PIETRO CUZ PIETRO SAVED HIM SO HE HAS TO PROTECT HER NOW CUZ PIETRO ISN’T THERE CUZ OF HIM GUYS. Like, she wouldn’t be alone and vulnerable if her brother hadn’t done that okay, and to Clint they really are just kids, and remember he’s already been raising a daughter and son of his own and just all this, I need more mentor/protege stuff between these two.

6. “If we’re gonna win this battle, some of us might have to lose it.”


8. On the Raft, Sam is mostly feeling guilt because of what happened to Rhodey, and Scott is probably mostly thinking “cowboy with the good guys and you’re back where you started” (which, hey, we can meta the heck out of all that too). But Clint. Clint is the one who lashes out at Tony. He feels so betrayed. He doesn’t hide it. He can’t put it away like Steve and most of the others have. These are his friends. His partners. He trusts them. And Tony let them know they’d be okay, that this was good, that it was /right/. And here they are. Max security. Wanda is in a straightjacket for crying out loud. And Clint is calling foul and on one hand I’m thinking “Clint don’t be the hot-headed punk” and on the other hand he’s totally right and asdfghjkljdksnslssjs so much pain.

9. The part where he attacks Vision to get Wanda to go with him, because you almost believe this is Clint in every single fight: He knows he can’t win, but he’s gonna go do it anyway. Because, as he said in AoU, it’s his job. His responsibility, so he’s gonna wade into a war even if he doesn’t believe in or it, or doesn’t believe he can win it, because he knows it just has to be done and he doesn’t waste time doubting anything. Like when Wanda shoves Vision down into the sublevels of Avengers Mansion and Clint’s just like “right then, mission accomplished, let’s go.”

10. “You gotta watch your back with this guy. There’s a chance he’s gonna break it!”

Exo reaction when they see you kiss another member on the cheek to make them jealous

Sehun: Lets get one thing straight, from now on I’m gonna be the only guy that your lips are gonna touch

Kai:*tries to look somewhere else*

Kyungsoo: I told you so many times to stay away from her you idiot.

Baekhyun:*high pitched voice* But she kissed me, why aren’t you scolding her….. don’t hit me


Sehun: Hey tao, why is Y/N kissing Kai on the cheek?

Chanyeol: Did you really had to do in front of everyone? do you know how I feel right now?

Chen: Why is she kissing suho all of a sudden? did I miss something….

Baekhyun:* a couple of hours after he saw you kissing sehun on the cheek* Y/N:Baekhyun what are you trying to do to sehun?

Lay: *gets up to take you away from luhan* Why don’t we go to another room, I have something to show you.

Suho: That’s so cute of you babe, getting friends with my boys. That’s nice!

Kris: She is so cute trying to make me jealous……like a kiss on  the cheek  will make me jealous.

Luhan: So this is how she is playing……nice move Y/N, nice move

Xiumin:*1000 ways how to kill a person comes into his mind*

i have literally no idea if someone pointed this out before but....

So I was re-watching The Last Mabelcorn the other day (as you do) and well, I got to that scene where all the Bill stuff is revealed, like the paintings and …this statue

and I suddenly thought

how did Ford even get that thing?

And I’m kinda losing my mind over it, cause honestly there’s only three possible explanations and they all raise so many questions themselves like

1) Ford made it himself. 

At first glance this seems like the most likely explanation, but. was Ford already a goldsmith? did he teach himself? did he wake up one day and was like "i’m gonna teach myself how to work with gold so i can make a statue of Bill. yes. this is what i’m gonna spend time on now.” I have a friend who’s studying for goldsmith, that shit is not easy. Also: Where did he get the gold?

2) Ford had someone else make it.

So hey, maybe he ordered it from someone else. Imagine that conversation. Do it. Hint: it involves asking another human being to create a clearly catholic inspired statue, but instead of jesus or mary or whoever, I would like to have a one-eyed triangle wearing a bow tie and a top hat in the middle please :)  

3) Bill gave it to him.

I wouldn’t surprised if Bill owned several memorabilia with his face on it (in fact, it’s kinda been confirmed in the finale). It’s a bit like giving your crush a picture of yourself though, but worse, cause its, you know, a FUCKING GOLDEN STATUE. was Ford happy with it? did he say thanks?

3b) BONUS OPTION: Bill made it using Ford’s body while possessing him. 

This option solves a lot of practical problems, but is virtually impossible. because if Ford had to witness several hours of gold statue-making or came back to his body, only to find that Bill had used it to make a fucking golden statue of himself, he would have ended their entire partnership right there and then, let’s be real for a moment here.

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you’re gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I’ve gotta stop I’ve gotta come to my senses, I’ve been out riding fences for so long… oops I did it again… um… What I’m trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don’t remember anything else that I’ve said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
—  Ellen DeGeneres

Everyone else is making cool backstories for their Gemsonas so I’m gonna try to give that a shot too:

Goldstone was one of the first successful incubated gems, back when the technology was just developing for it on homeworld. While one of the first incubated gems, she was not very physically strong, so her service ended shortly after incubation technology improved. It didn’t bother her too much, she preferred to protect than engage in any kind of combat.

Goldstone tends to have very smooth gauntlets, boots, clothes, and hair that sparkles similar to the gem shes associated with. She likes accompanying others on adventures, having a very spontaneous personality. She does not have a weapon, but can use a shield that forms from her gemstone in the center of her chest.

She’s also about two and a half feet tall.

EDIT: I know Goldstone is a man made gemstone, but I really liked this rock as a kid. I collected em and they really made me feel happy. 

Anonymous asked: So have you thought about possibly doing a make out session preference?

A/M:You’re right! I haven’t done a make out preference have i? Though i did do something with Niall I think, but man… Im writing this cause OH MAN. Think this is how a whole temporary fix thing started? Lol naughty Niall. 
(I was gonna do an actual preference with one for each, but i started writing this and im all bothered and i dont know if i could come up with anything else better lol… Someone wanna pass me some water to quench my thirst?)

Also here’s the make out (specifically) with Niall that got a lot more notes than i thought lol 

You were lying down like a slump on the couch and at the funny position you were sitting in, caused him to laugh. 

“What’s wrong baby?” He laughed, as he leaned on his hands on the back of the couch. 

“Ah! Perfect! You’re here!” You smiled looking up at up, and with his arrival, you adjusted yourself on the couch so you now sat on your knees directly in front of him. 

He just smiled at you, “Well I’m glad you’re happy to see me. But I can’t help but wonder why you seem so excited about it.” He laughed. 

You leaned in closer to his face- he didn’t even budge, but gave you a smirk. You saw those gears in his head turn quickly as you gave a quick glance to his lips, and bit your bottom lip. You couldn’t help yourself anymore as you leaned in and brought your lips to his, in hopes it would seal the message for him. He pulled away; a smirk on his face still, but his eyes has grown dark with lust. 

You giggled bringing your body as close as you could to his, and your faces closer together as you went back to kissing him; this time, feeling him kiss you back with much more reason and motivation behind it. 

As you continued kissing he stopped for a brief moment, “Wait.” You gave him a puzzled look, but as he came around, the back of the couch that had divided you both had gone, and he nodded. 
“I thought it’d be more comfortable this way.” He said half awkwardly, causing you to giggle. 

But you complied and sat down properly on the couch, continuing to look up at him. 
“Mind if we picked up where we left off?” You smiled and he did as well. 

He leaned in, going right where he left off as you soon felt his hands on you, and sitting down on the spot next to you not breaking the kiss and you felt each other smile as you continued kissing. 

His lips were so soft, all you wanted before he had shown up was to feel them on yours and feel the magic they seemed to bring. But that was something you’d never admit to him. It would just go to his head. 

But as he just continued kissing you, his tongue now teasing you, his hand through your hair, somehow feeling as if he was even closer than he was already ways. You were beginning to feel like putty in his hands. As he helped make you feel again, just as you wanted.

So I was just in JC Penny getting new bras because my dogs ate my only other good one, and I heard two teenage girls talking in the stall next to me. I assume they were getting swimsuits but it might have been bras and underwear for all I know. So one girl says to the other “what do you think about that one?” And the second girl says “I really like it! I look cute. I’m gonna send a picture to (insert common male name here) and see what he thinks.” And so a few minutes later the first girl asks, “what did he say?” And the second girl responds “he said they look grandma-ish. I dunno. I just really hate how it makes my boobs look.”
Out of a complete blind rage, I yell, “Who the hell cares what he thinks? If you like it, get it! Don’t let someone else’s opinions make you think less of yourself. You are BEAUTIFUL and how DARE he tell you any different.”
And all I heard was silence. I walked out and began to pay for my bras when I see the two teenage girls exit the dressing room. They both come and stand in line behind me, buying the items they had tried on in the dressing room.
I have made great strides for the confidence of women today.

Signs reactions to rejection.

Aries : “oh, okay. Hm. I’m calm..JUST KIDDING FIGHT ME.”
Taurus : “where is the chocolate? Really? I’m not kidding. That /will/ make me feel better. Guaranteed.”
Gemini : “SEE THE JOKES ON YOU. I never actually liked you.” *goes and cries about it on social media.*
Cancer : no one rejects you. We all love you.
Leo : “i wonder what’s wrong with their brain. that’s not my problem.” *spots someone else instantly.*
Virgo : “what did I do wrong? Please, someone just tell me. I’m just so unlovable, it’s all my fault.” *checks teeth and attempts again.*
Libra : “I’m gonna post a really hot selfie. Then shop. Then selfie again.”
Scorpio : “oh no, it’s okay. Move along.” *plots to ruin all of that persons future relationships.
Sagittarius : “haha their loss. I’m seriously the baddest bitch.”
Capricorn : “shit. I hope no one finds out that someone rejected me, that’ll look bad on my (relationship) resume.”
Aquarius : *snuggles stuffed animals.* “you will always love me, right? RIGHT?!” *strangles unresponsive teddy bear*
Pisces : “where are the drugs? Alcohol? Let’s play this off real cool.”

There was this post floating around in the Gravity Falls fandom a while ago, and basically it went that ‘Dipper relies on the book too much! He takes the words of the author as truth!’ I can’t find it at the moment, so I’m just gonna write this here.


Where Dipper and Mabel fought the Gnomes, who has ‘No known weakness’ and ended up finding their weakness? 

And then Dipper wrote the answers down in the book? 

Does no one else remember that?

The point is Dipper knows the books are not perfect, and are up for interpretation and is making his own edits to the books. He is actually perfecting the journals with his own experiences in Gravity Falls! How can no one remember that? 

I actually hope this comes up in the future so that Stanford sees the edits that Dipper has made to his journals.


DAY 18 & 19 GREG: Mt.Rainier

Today we explored from the Paradise Visitors center. With the Mountain finally fully revealed from the clouds, we took advantage of the opportunity to hike up to Glacier Viewpoint and enjoy the blooming flowers and a nice hammock session before some jealous and probably very uncool tourists complained that us hammocking was ruining their stay at the park and we were politely asked to take them down. I figured that some little kid saw the hammocks and started crying to his parents because he wanted one, so they did what they do best and told him he’s the sweetest most precious thing on the planet and that if they couldn’t get him a hammock, they would make darn sure that no one else could enjoy theirs. 

Sorry… I’m still just a little bitter …

I’m Gonna skip tomorrows posting, because all we did was workout and go into town to get some things done with cell service. We DID head back to the park that night, though, and took some milkyway photos in the park. (Which is why im so groggy right now… #nosleep)